Will you guys make fun of me if....

robbgmaier · 04-16-2003, 11:41 PM

....I lose my next cup match to a girl in high school?

According to her AOL profile, she is a junior in high school. I don't know whether to cry or to hit on her.

I think maybe I should give a walkover, just so I can claim a girl didn't really beat me.

(sobs)

Ksyrup · 04-16-2003, 11:43 PM

Make sure you brush up on HM's Guide to being Cocky and Funny (TM).

GoldenEagle · 04-16-2003, 11:43 PM

Wow. You do research on the owners you play. I hope you never play me, you might come across that traffic ticket I never payed.

mckerney · 04-16-2003, 11:45 PM

Of you could 'forget' to do your lineups after making some transactions so you have to forfeit against your will because you only send 7 guys out.

And yes, I would. That is if my team hadn't been getting beaten so handedly everytime they step out onto the pitch.

Travis · 04-17-2003, 12:40 AM

Just tell her you 'laid down' for her, chicks dig that.

Well, only if you're under 30, cause that would just be weird and uncomfortable for all parties involved.

On second thought, lower that to 18... icky.

Airhog · 04-17-2003, 01:59 AM

does she suck? if so then I wouldnt, I mean she has made it 4 rounds

Mega · 04-17-2003, 05:20 AM

All I can advise is that you should avoid crying WHILE you hit on her. That goes over a lot less well than you might think.

Bee · 04-17-2003, 06:47 AM

Easy Mac · 04-17-2003, 07:22 AM

"Will you guys make fun of me if"

You mean we haven't been before? Shit, sorry man.

Draft Dodger · 04-17-2003, 11:03 AM

I did a Yahoo hockey fantasy league this year, and my wife joined for the first time.

I didn't care about winning, I just wanted to make sure that she didn't beat me, because I would have heard about that for the rest of my life

KWhit · 04-17-2003, 11:08 AM

I will not make fun of you if you post naked pictures of her.

[coveringmyass] Assuming she's over 18 of course. [/coveringmyass]

Radii · 04-17-2003, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
I did a Yahoo hockey fantasy league this year, and my wife joined for the first time.

I didn't care about winning, I just wanted to make sure that she didn't beat me, because I would have heard about that for the rest of my life

My girlfriend is in my fantasy baseball league. I suck at fantasy baseball, so this is a concern. So far, I'm in next to last, and she's in dead last. :P

bbor · 04-17-2003, 11:25 AM

Have you ever kissed a girl?

Fritz · 04-17-2003, 11:35 AM

High schools girls on the internet are usually just Marmel.

B & B · 04-17-2003, 02:38 PM

korme · 04-17-2003, 02:43 PM

Yes we will.

Nyarlahotep · 04-17-2003, 03:40 PM

I think we should make fun of you for even admitting there was a chance a girl could beat you.

MrBug708 · 04-17-2003, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
High schools girls on the internet are usually just Marmel.

SO Horns its on Marmel?

Mountain · 04-17-2003, 04:15 PM

I think if she beats you you should have to play your next hattrick match balls out with a live webcam shot of you doing it just to prove your compliance.

Like in golf where you have to play with your pants down if you don't drive it past the womens tee box,or in pool where you have to play with your pants down if a woman beats you one on one.

robbgmaier · 04-17-2003, 04:54 PM

I've always shot pool without my pants on. Oh, wait, you mean billiards?

TargetPractice6 · 04-17-2003, 07:32 PM

This thread is the funniest thing I've read all day

The_herd · 04-17-2003, 08:09 PM

I know a guy named Kyle who could give you some good advice.

Coffee Warlord · 04-17-2003, 08:52 PM

Why weren't chicks into computers and online games when *I* was in high school, dammit.

(Okay, so there really wasn't much of an internet back then, but dammit! Still!)

04-16-2003, 11:43 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Make sure you brush up on HM's Guide to being Cocky and Funny (TM). __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-16-2003, 11:43 PM	#3
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Wow. You do research on the owners you play. I hope you never play me, you might come across that traffic ticket I never payed. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

04-17-2003, 12:40 AM	#5
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Just tell her you 'laid down' for her, chicks dig that. Well, only if you're under 30, cause that would just be weird and uncomfortable for all parties involved. On second thought, lower that to 18... icky. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

04-17-2003, 01:59 AM	#6
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	does she suck? if so then I wouldnt, I mean she has made it 4 rounds __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

04-17-2003, 11:03 AM	#10
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I did a Yahoo hockey fantasy league this year, and my wife joined for the first time. I didn't care about winning, I just wanted to make sure that she didn't beat me, because I would have heard about that for the rest of my life __________________ Mile High Hockey

04-16-2003, 11:45 PM	#4
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Of you could 'forget' to do your lineups after making some transactions so you have to forfeit against your will because you only send 7 guys out. And yes, I would. That is if my team hadn't been getting beaten so handedly everytime they step out onto the pitch.

04-17-2003, 05:20 AM	#7
Mega n00b Join Date: Apr 2003	All I can advise is that you should avoid crying WHILE you hit on her. That goes over a lot less well than you might think.

04-17-2003, 06:47 AM	#8
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	yes

04-17-2003, 07:22 AM	#9
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	"Will you guys make fun of me if" You mean we haven't been before? Shit, sorry man.

04-17-2003, 11:08 AM	#11
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I will not make fun of you if you post naked pictures of her. [coveringmyass] Assuming she's over 18 of course. [/coveringmyass]

04-17-2003, 11:25 AM	#13
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Have you ever kissed a girl? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

04-17-2003, 11:35 AM	#14
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	High schools girls on the internet are usually just Marmel. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-17-2003, 02:38 PM	#15
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	LMAO __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

04-17-2003, 02:43 PM	#16
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Yes we will.

04-17-2003, 03:40 PM	#17
Nyarlahotep College Benchwarmer Join Date: Mar 2003	I think we should make fun of you for even admitting there was a chance a girl could beat you.

04-17-2003, 04:15 PM	#19
Mountain Mascot Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Columbia, S.C.	I think if she beats you you should have to play your next hattrick match balls out with a live webcam shot of you doing it just to prove your compliance. Like in golf where you have to play with your pants down if you don't drive it past the womens tee box,or in pool where you have to play with your pants down if a woman beats you one on one.

04-17-2003, 04:54 PM	#20
robbgmaier College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2001	I've always shot pool without my pants on. Oh, wait, you mean billiards?

04-17-2003, 07:32 PM	#21
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	This thread is the funniest thing I've read all day

04-17-2003, 08:09 PM	#22
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	I know a guy named Kyle who could give you some good advice. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

04-17-2003, 08:52 PM	#23
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Why weren't chicks into computers and online games when I was in high school, dammit. (Okay, so there really wasn't much of an internet back then, but dammit! Still!)

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