How Not To Pay For A Ho, Um I Mean A Companion

tyketime · 01-04-2011, 07:23 AM

LENNY DYKSTRA IS back in the news, and once again it has nothing to do with baseball.

The former Phillies outfielder has been accused of giving a porn star/escort a $1,000 check that bounced, according to a report.

RadarOnline.com reported that Monica Foster claimed that Nails gave her the check in exchange for companionship on Dec. 13 in a hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif.

Dykstra never had any problem getting to first base on the field, so one wonders: How far did he get with Foster?

"I was hired strictly as his companion to have drinks and conversation," Foster wrote on her blog.

According to RadarOnline.com, Foster posted a copy of the bounced check allegedly signed by Dykstra, who has suffered major financial setbacks over the last few years.

Which brings up the question: Who in their right mind would accept a check from Lenny?

"He gave me a fake name when I met him, and eventually came clean as to who he was, because he wanted to seem impressive . . . ," Foster told RadarOnline.com in an interview. "If I had known who he was I wouldn't have gone with him. He is in so much financial trouble."

Foster explained further on her blog:

"The amount agreed upon PRIOR to meeting was not initially to be paid via a check and absolutely no illegal or sexual activity occurred . . .

"I understand that working as an escort is an 'alternative lifestyle' occupation - however I did not do anything wrong or illegal being that this man only paid me for my company and to have a few drinks with him."

Foster went on to explain on her blog that she went public so that other escorts won't be - you'll pardon the pun - nailed with bounced checks.

"Being that I most likely have little to no chance of ever recouping my losses from Lenny Dykstra I have decided to tell the truth about what happened . . . Lenny Dykstra WILL NOT EVER do this to another young woman if I can help it."

Suburban Rhythm · 01-04-2011, 07:24 AM

Now he needs to fudge his bank statement

thesloppy · 01-04-2011, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by tyketime

Which brings up the question: Who in their right mind would accept a check from Lenny?

"He gave me a fake name when I met him, and eventually came clean as to who he was, because he wanted to seem impressive . . . ,"

...or because his awesome rubber check said LENNY DYKSTRA on it. Your ruse is kinda up at that point.....well, the fake name ruse that is, the bouncing check/hooker ruse is still sweet gold.

bryce · 01-04-2011, 07:47 AM

I think Jerry Springer also did this when he was mayor of Cincinnati.

Logan · 01-04-2011, 07:49 AM

Some well-educated whores out there.

Toddzilla · 01-04-2011, 08:25 AM

tyketime · 01-04-2011, 08:58 AM

Sorry...

Check made out to CASH.

Draft Dodger · 01-04-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Toddzilla

well, okay....

tyketime · 01-04-2011, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

well, okay....

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

Matthean · 01-04-2011, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Now he needs to fudge his bank statement

He should ping JimmyWint.

Izulde · 01-04-2011, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

He should ping JimmyWint.

even though JimmyWont respond.

Suburban Rhythm · 01-04-2011, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

He should ping JimmyWint.

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Originally Posted by Izulde

even though JimmyWont respond.

Did he ever return after that thread?

DanGarion · 01-05-2011, 12:19 AM

Well he's doing the school of Garden Grove High proud.

mckerney · 01-05-2011, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by bryce

I think Jerry Springer also did this when he was mayor of Cincinnati.

Yeah, the classic "Pay For a Prostitute With a Check" mistake it what brought down Jerry Springer.

Sgran · 01-05-2011, 03:03 AM

$1,000 for a couple of drinks? Do you think you could find anyone to believe that?

Mota · 01-05-2011, 05:05 AM

She must be a very interesting conversationalist.

Bisbo · 01-06-2011, 12:29 PM

A cunning linguist.

tyketime · 01-12-2011, 01:55 PM

Dude can't stay out of the news. At least he is consistently idiotic:

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Former Phillies outfielder Lenny Dystra will not face sexual assault charges after his housekeeper accused him of forcing her to give oral sex on Saturdays, according to Los Angeles County prosecutors.

Prosecutors say the 41-year-old housekeeper’s claims lacked evidence, reports the LA Times.

One of the problems with the case against Dykstra was that the housekeeper didn’t report the alleged forced oral sex until after Dykstra refused to pay her $2,000 that he owed her, prosecutors say.

The 47-year-old Dykstra, who has been facing numerous legal and financial problems in the past few years, denied the woman’s allegations in a conversation with the Times.

"If she was assaulted on Saturdays, then I'm a … ballerina dancer on Sundays," Dykstra said. "This is a maid. That's not even worth commenting on, are you kidding me?"

The housekeeper told investigators that she "needed the job and the money so she went along with the suspect's requests rather than lose her job," according to the LA County prosecutors’ rejection memo.

DanGarion · 01-12-2011, 01:56 PM

Oral Sex Saturdays has a nice ring to it...

JediKooter · 01-12-2011, 03:11 PM

Oral sex week sounds even better.

Ksyrup · 01-12-2011, 03:22 PM

7 days versus 52?

tarcone · 01-12-2011, 03:44 PM

Why didnt he pay the housekeeper with a check?

tyketime · 03-08-2011, 10:35 AM

It's been a couple of months - the Dude is back!

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Dan Gross: 'Nails' hammers eatery for $700, but no tip crosses waiter's Palm

HOW DID BELEAGUERED and bankrupt Lenny Dykstra afford a $700+ meal at the Palm Friday night? Through a trade arrangement with the high-end steakhouse, the station provides guests of its Sunday night "Sports Final" with dinner at the Palm.

The former Phillies star took full advantage of the hospitality when he and an attractive blonde drank two bottles of $150 red wine, then had salads and surf-and-turf, in addition to crab cakes and assorted desserts to take back to their room at the Ritz-Carlton.

We're told that Dykstra, who may not have understood that he was responsible for a tip, signed his name on the bill and wrote "$200" on it but left no money.

Word is Palm GM Jim Haney covered the server's $200 tip.

Haney declined comment on Dykstra's dinner or the missing tip sitution.

Meanwhile, NBC 10's John Clark, who conducted the "Sports Final" interview at the Ritz-Carlton, caught up with "Nails" about his friend Charlie Sheen.

Dykstra swears that Sheen is clean and sober, and also says that much of Sheen's recent rants are jokes.

Dykstra was in town for an appearance at the Philadelphia Sports and Memorabilia Show, at the Valley Forge Convention Center.

Logan · 03-08-2011, 12:15 PM

Great headline.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 03-08-2011, 12:21 PM

Seriously... is the waiter trying to be a martyr or something?

Mizzou B-ball fan · 08-19-2013, 06:43 PM

Yikes. Looking good, Lenny.

01-04-2011, 07:24 AM	#2
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Now he needs to fudge his bank statement __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

01-04-2011, 08:58 AM	#7
tyketime College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Sorry... Check made out to CASH. Last edited by tyketime : 01-04-2011 at 08:58 AM.

01-05-2011, 12:19 AM	#13
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Well he's doing the school of Garden Grove High proud. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

01-05-2011, 03:03 AM	#15
Sgran High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Budapest	$1,000 for a couple of drinks? Do you think you could find anyone to believe that? __________________ What the hell is Mike Brown diagramming for them during timeouts? Is he like the guy from "Memento" or something? Guys, I just thought of something … what if we ran a high screen for LeBron?

01-12-2011, 01:56 PM	#19
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Oral Sex Saturdays has a nice ring to it... __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

01-04-2011, 07:47 AM	#4
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	I think Jerry Springer also did this when he was mayor of Cincinnati.

01-04-2011, 07:49 AM	#5
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Some well-educated whores out there.

01-04-2011, 08:25 AM	#6
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA

01-05-2011, 05:05 AM	#16
Mota College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001	She must be a very interesting conversationalist.

01-06-2011, 12:29 PM	#17
Bisbo H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Mar 2006	A cunning linguist.

01-12-2011, 03:11 PM	#20
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Oral sex week sounds even better. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

01-12-2011, 03:22 PM	#21
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	7 days versus 52? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-12-2011, 03:44 PM	#22
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	Why didnt he pay the housekeeper with a check?

03-08-2011, 12:15 PM	#24
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Great headline.

03-08-2011, 12:21 PM	#25
Ronnie Dobbs2 Pro Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bahston Mass	Seriously... is the waiter trying to be a martyr or something? __________________ There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think

08-19-2013, 06:43 PM	#26
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	Yikes. Looking good, Lenny.

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