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Old 03-28-2011, 08:37 PM   #1
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UK Aircraft Carrier Ark Royal For Sale On Internet


LONDON — For sale: one aircraft carrier, slightly used.

Britain put the mothballed carrier Ark Royal up for sale Monday on a military auction website.

The former flagship of the Royal Navy was decommissioned this month, four years ahead of schedule, as part of defense spending cuts. Bidders have until June 13 to make an offer. No minimum price was set.

The government sold another carrier, HMS Invincible, which was bought for its metal and towed to a Turkish scrap yard.

The Ark Royal could be sold for scrap, but there has also been a proposal to park it on the Thames river as a heliport.

Britain is reducing the army by 7,000 soldiers and slashing billions from its defense budget as part of deficit-reducing cuts.
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:21 PM   #2
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:32 PM   #3
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thx i knew there was a thread somewhere.
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:45 PM   #4
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Old 03-28-2011, 10:28 PM   #6
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Do we know who bought the previous aircraft carriers for sale and what they did with them?
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Old 03-29-2011, 01:06 AM   #7
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They are in Quiks garage.
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Old 03-29-2011, 01:51 PM   #8
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No minimum listed...I'm in for $20...

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Old 03-29-2011, 02:24 PM   #9
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I wonder how much insurance would be.
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Old 03-29-2011, 02:34 PM   #10
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Shouldn't one of our English folk do an inspection before we make an offer?
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Old 03-29-2011, 02:39 PM   #11
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Here's the real question. What to do with it once it's ours??
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Old 03-29-2011, 02:57 PM   #12
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Here's the real question. What to do with it once it's ours??

The only honest answer is world domination. Though someone should maybe call to see if that would be considered an "acceptable" answer before we bid. If not, we might need to soften it to "invade Iceland" or something.
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Old 03-29-2011, 03:46 PM   #13
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Here's the real question. What to do with it once it's ours??

High a bunch of underpaid young people to be at our beck and call. Oh wait that is what the scientologists do...
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Old 03-29-2011, 03:47 PM   #14
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I just love the fact that I can add it to my cart. That is just plain awesome.
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Old 03-29-2011, 03:51 PM   #15
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Old 03-29-2011, 04:05 PM   #16
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I just love the fact that I can add it to my cart. That is just plain awesome.

I'd look for some kind of online coupon code before you pulled the trigger on that though.

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Old 03-29-2011, 04:08 PM   #17
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I'd look for some kind of online coupon code before you pulled the trigger on that though.

I checked RetailMeNot and Fat Wallet... no dice!
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Old 03-29-2011, 04:10 PM   #18
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Too bad we can't leave comments on their site. I was going to ask if they had 2 submarines, 2 battleships, 2 destroyers and 2 patrol boats so we can a have a life size game of Battleship.
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Old 03-29-2011, 04:12 PM   #19
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The only honest answer is world domination. Though someone should maybe call to see if that would be considered an "acceptable" answer before we bid. If not, we might need to soften it to "invade Iceland" or something.

Let's start with destroying Sportsdigs.
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Old 03-29-2011, 04:14 PM   #20
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I did this last summer when I was sailing down in Portsmouth.
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Old 03-29-2011, 04:16 PM   #21
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Ryan always delivers. Good job!
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Old 03-29-2011, 04:23 PM   #22
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Old 03-29-2011, 05:07 PM   #23
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Let's start with destroying Sportsdigs.

Sportsdigs did that 2 weeks ago!
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Old 03-29-2011, 08:55 PM   #24
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Pirate Radio anyone? I am guessing you could put one hell of an antenna on this thing.
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