11-16-2011, 08:51 AM | #1 | ||
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I thought this would never happen to me...
...but it did.
I guess I'll be staying at my desk all day today.
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11-16-2011, 08:54 AM | #2 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I've done that once - kids had no school, everyone was sleeping in and I was getting dressed in the dark, and grabbed one burgundy and one brown shoe. But at least they were roughly the same style, so it was not totally obvious.
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11-16-2011, 08:55 AM | #3 |
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Lol, I mistakenly packed only 1 dress shoe this week, so I've been rocking sneakers. Maybe 1 of each would be more appropriate ?
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11-16-2011, 09:04 AM | #4 | ||
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I work from home so I can wear any combination of shoes I want. Or none at all.
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11-16-2011, 09:07 AM | #5 |
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I only have one pair of "dress" shoes so I don't have this problem. The great thing is that Shawshank Redemption is right- no one looks at your shoes so I get away with wearing an all black version of the Nike Griffey remakes from the 90s. If your shoes are all black, no one notices that they have a swoosh on them and they're one of the most comfortable pairs I've ever owned. SI
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11-16-2011, 10:06 AM | #6 |
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That's awesome, I have done that a couple times with black/blue socks getting dressed in the dark, but never shoes thankfully
I'm in the RomaGoth club now though, working from home so I could do it |
11-16-2011, 10:28 AM | #7 |
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It's not often you see a shout out to Punky Brewster.
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11-16-2011, 10:38 AM | #8 | |
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11-16-2011, 10:41 AM | #9 |
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I love you.
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11-16-2011, 11:28 AM | #10 |
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11-16-2011, 11:34 AM | #11 |
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I have two dress shoes: black and brown. My black ones have laces and the brown ones don't, so I never mix them up.
Not matching socks, yes. While my socks are always paired correctly, I get dressed in the dark and don't always pick the right pair ... brown socks with black shoes, etc. |
11-16-2011, 11:40 AM | #12 | ||
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11-16-2011, 11:42 AM | #13 |
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usually the line after the title is:
I'm a student at a small midwestern college. There was a knock at my door. I opened it to find two horny sorority sisters.
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11-16-2011, 11:50 AM | #14 |
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I am a big fan of leaving a pair of dress shoes at work. I have never worn two different shoes but I have absolutely gone to work wearing my muddy sneakers, having forgotten to change them after walking the dog. A backup pair of black dress shoes at work solves the problem on most days.
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11-16-2011, 12:11 PM | #15 |
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I'll one up you - packed for a wedding one time, not only brought non-matching shoes, but they were each for the right foot. Tried to fake it, but it hurt like bojangles.
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11-16-2011, 01:05 PM | #16 |
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11-16-2011, 01:06 PM | #17 | |
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11-16-2011, 01:12 PM | #18 |
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Some foot fetishist is loving this thread.
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11-16-2011, 01:14 PM | #19 | |
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One of the sisters had a brown shoe on her left foot and a black shoe on her right. The other girl had a black shoe on her left foot and a brown one on her right. The first odd thing was that the two brown shoes were NOT part of a matched pair. The second odd thing is that both girls were hot and horny, and yet I couldn't stop staring at their shoes. |
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11-16-2011, 02:02 PM | #20 |
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1) I thought this would never happen to me.
2) ... 3) If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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11-16-2011, 02:09 PM | #21 |
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11-16-2011, 02:12 PM | #22 |
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If anybody asks about why they don't match just tell them you prefer to match by thickness, not color or style.
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11-16-2011, 02:17 PM | #23 | |
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11-16-2011, 03:05 PM | #24 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I guess Rex Ryan is the next generation Dick Morris.
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11-16-2011, 03:53 PM | #25 |
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This thread delivers.
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11-16-2011, 04:23 PM | #26 | ||
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11-16-2011, 04:27 PM | #27 |
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I wore my brown shoes with my normally black shoes outfit. It looked stupid. lol
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11-16-2011, 04:35 PM | #28 |
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