IWS #188: The Green Jacket

[jbergey22]

The theme for this round of IWS is The Masters.

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The Rules

The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game’s widely revered and most truly beloved founding fathers.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that word "product" here in the States means that they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins.

Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. Just don't be an asshat, and this should end well.

All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and utterly inarguable, no exceptions.

Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...

Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "Which is the next school that should be added to the Big 10?" and you answer "Georgia Tech" along with 4 other equally misguided people, you each regrettably will be awarded 5 points... even though the correct answer is "Rutgers."

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The Hall of Heroes

Abe Sargent - IWS#49, IWS #149
Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100
Airhog - IWS#1
Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146
Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100
Arctus – IWS#135
Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6
Atatange1 - IWS#79
Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117
bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26
Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93
bhlloy - IWS#179
BishopMVP - IWS#36
bitrock88 - IWS#185
Blade - IWS#13
BrianD - IWS#106
Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53
Buccaneer - IWS#47
Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158, IWS#176
Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17
cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100
Celeval - IWSE146
Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95
Claphamsa- IWS #184
CMP - IWS#171
Coffee Warlord - IWS#176
ColtCrazy - IWS#178
Cornhuskerly - IWS#46
Crim - IWS#57
Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158
Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75
CU Tiger - IWS#152, IWS#179
Cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38
DanGarion – IWS#100, IWS#122, IWS#178
Danny - IWS#54
Dodgerchick #177
Desert Dweller - IWS#6
Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS #120, IWS #137
Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92, IWS #185
DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76
Dutch - IWS#90
EagleFan - IWS#41
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn- IWS#126
Frozenrope - IWS#86
George W Bush- IWS#80, IWS#84
Glengoyne - IWS#71
gold101 - IWS#63
GoSeahawks - IWS#64 IWS#131
gstelmack - IWS#116
Hammer755 - IWS#38
HeavyReign - IWS#23
Henry296 - IWS#12
Honolulu_Blue - IWS #129, IWS #144
Hoopsguy - IWS#170, IWS#174, IWS#181
HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10
jbergey22 - IWS#172, IWS#187
JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS #141
Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100
Joe Canadian - IWS#29
John Lynch - IWS#10
Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158, IWS#161, IWS#172
kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151
kurtism - IWS#79
KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150, IWS#164
Lathum IWS#182
lighhousekeeper - IWS#125
lurker - IWS#158
Logan – IWS#100, IWS#186
Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139, IWS#168
Marmel - IWS#8
Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100
MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157
mauboy1 - IWS#77
MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117
Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100
Neuqua - IWS#19
NoMyths - IWS#46
Noop - IWS#46
Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45
ntndeacon - IWS#81
Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81
PackerFanatic - IWS#130
Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133
PineTar - IWS#108
Pjstp20 - IWS#42
Primelord - IWS#11
PurdueBrad - IWS#173
Pyser - IWS#85, IWS#163, IWS#180
QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS#156, IWS#165, IWS #169, IWS#179
Qwikshot - IWS#5
Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106
Raiders Army - IWS #154, IWS#179
Ramzavail - IWS#53
Raven Hawk - IWS#68 IWS#96
RendeR - IWS#6
RGunner - IWS#121
rkmsuf - IWS#145
RonnieDobbs - IWS#37
RPI-Fan - IWS#9, IWS#182
sabotai - IWS#143
Samdari - IWS#21
ScottVib - IWS#9
Solecismic - IWS#83
spleen1015 - IWS#98
SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104
Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51, IWS#183
stevebollea - IWS #169
stevew- IWS#159, IWS#164
Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112
Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148, IWS#161, IWS#179
Suicane75 - IWS#109
Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35
Tarcone - IWS#162
Tasan - IWS#65
TazFTW - IWS#153
ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122
Timmae - IWS #115
Toddzilla - IWS #167
Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84
TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109
tucker342 - IWS#60
tyketime - IWS#175, IWS#178
Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62
wademoore - IWS #166
Wbatl1 – IWS#105, IWS #136
Whar - IWS#75
Wheels - IWS#55
WSUCougar – IWS#105

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The Questions....

1. Tigers Woods is nailing some chick on one of his private islands, Phil Mickelson is in Vegas playing poker with Phil Ivey, and Rory McIlroy's dad wouldnt let him play. Who is most likely to win the 2012 Masters other than them 3?
2. You are allowed to play 1 round of golf at the Augusta National Golf Course. How many shots would you expect it to take you to complete the round?
3. You are allowed to caddy for one of the golfers. Who would you choose to caddy for? Tiger is still banging that chick on one of his islands.
4. It is Sunday and the final round for the 2012 Masters and you have your tickets and are getting ready to go watch. Name something that you will not leave home without?
5. You made friends with someone that knows very little about golf but wants to start playing. He asks you which brand makes the best golf clubs. What brand to you give him?
6. The time has come for you to go home. You get on the plane and the person seated next to you asks you who is going to win the 2012 World Series. What team do you tell him?


Please PM all answers to me and put "IWS #188" in the subject line.

[Logan]

Good questions, need to think about it some more.

[korme]

I wonder how many of these I've played. At least 100. I've never won. I wonder if I'm the worst IWS participant ever

[jbergey22]

Originally Posted by korme

I wonder how many of these I've played. At least 100. I've never won. I wonder if I'm the worst IWS participant ever

Haha. Perhaps you are just too smart to win this contest.

[PurdueBrad]

Great questions. Sent, feel better about my chances than last time.

[Coffee Warlord]

I'm 99% sure I know which question is gonna wreck me.

[cartman]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Great questions. Sent, feel better about my chances than last time.

Surest sign of doom.

[Alf]

pawned

[stevew]

Originally Posted by korme

I wonder how many of these I've played. At least 100. I've never won. I wonder if I'm the worst IWS participant ever other than MIJB#19

Fixed.

[korme]

Naturally

[korme]

Ok, maybe I'm just the worst American participant.

[DanGarion]

SENT!!!!!111!1!one

[tarcone]

Sent. Went one way then turned back. I wont win, but it was enjoyable.

[Julio Riddols]

Originally Posted by korme

I wonder how many of these I've played. At least 100. I've never won. I wonder if I'm the worst IWS participant ever

I feel the same way.. Seems I always end up in the bottom two tiers.

[jbergey22]

Bump

Entrants seem to have slowed down. I will finalize this early next week.

[Raiders Army]

Sent

[General Mike]

spent

[jbergey22]

Final Bump. Ill tally this Wednesday morning