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09-11-2012, 07:48 AM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
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Clearly the terrorists have won.
Nevada man accused of fondling himself aboard Southwest flight - CNN.com
What kind of America do we live in where you can't look at porn and jack off on an airplane any more??? 
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09-11-2012, 07:49 AM
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thats not the America i know, thats not even Massachusetts
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09-11-2012, 07:53 AM
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"Thanks a lot, bin Laden."
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09-11-2012, 07:55 AM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
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NSFW (language)
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! Last edited by Ben E Lou : 09-11-2012 at 07:56 AM. |
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09-11-2012, 08:04 AM
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Isn't a logical compromise to require that such activity occur in the plane's lavatory? I mean, they say you can't smoke in there. Nothing about jerking off.
On a flight to Maine recently, a slightly unhinged friend of mine claims to have done just that. |
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09-11-2012, 08:09 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Great, so now we'll be subjected to the following warning/notice appended to the typical flight attendant speech: "Federal law also prohibits disabling the lavatory smoke detector with ejaculate."
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09-11-2012, 08:11 AM
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This doesn't happen often, but it happens way more than you would think.
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09-11-2012, 08:13 AM
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I'll put my faith in Congress to not pass such a law..... |
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09-11-2012, 08:16 AM
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You really shouldn't be doing that while you work. 
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09-11-2012, 08:17 AM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
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09-11-2012, 08:19 AM
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He shoots ... he scores ! well played sir
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09-11-2012, 08:24 AM
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Poor or intentional choice of words? SI
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09-11-2012, 08:25 AM
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lmao!
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09-11-2012, 08:41 AM
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I salute him for having the patience to view pornography over a plane's internet connection.
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09-11-2012, 08:44 AM
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I have a friend that taught English in Japan. He couldn't get over Japanese businessmen openly looking at tentacle porn on subways.
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09-11-2012, 08:49 AM
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I'm pretty sure I don't want to know ... tentacle porn?
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09-11-2012, 08:54 AM
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I think I might have passed along this story before. Back when we restarted Dallas Express Airlines, one of our routes was a late night flight from Abilene back to Dallas. The planes were King Air 1300s, which were 13 passenger turbo-props. There were only two paying passengers for this flight. I sat up in the front seats right behind the pilots, and they gave me a set of headphones so I could communicate with them. The other two people sat apart in different seats. The flight took off around 9:30pm. Around 20 minutes into the flight, we felt a little turbulence. We didn't see any weather on the radar, and no lightning in the distance. The captain was a guy named Rox, and old grizzled ex-American Airlines pilot that flew MD-80s for over 30 years. He glanced to the back of the plane, and told me and the co-pilot to fasten our seat belts. After we did that, he flipped on the cabin lights and started pitching and yawing the plane, then came on the intercom and said "Sorry folks, we are experiencing quite a bit of turbulence. Please make sure your seat belts are fastened." I glanced back, and the two passengers had been going at it on the back seats of the plane, and were struggling to get their clothes back on and then get back into a seat.
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09-11-2012, 08:55 AM
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It is was it sounds like. And it has a centuries old history in Japan, but, of course the technology today makes it a bit more extreme.
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09-11-2012, 08:56 AM
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Sci-fi and/or horror themed usually, frequently violent & non-consensual. From there it pretty much means what you'd likely think it means (and yes, often, "tentacle" is indeed literal)
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09-11-2012, 09:23 AM
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I still don't know. Unless we are talking about the ancient Australian ritual of octopus fucking.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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09-11-2012, 09:24 AM
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Close enough.
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09-11-2012, 09:31 AM
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yes hoops. He joined the hentai-high club. |
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09-11-2012, 09:54 AM
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09-11-2012, 10:42 AM
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And they wonder why they lost WWII...
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09-11-2012, 10:52 AM
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I always attributed this as one of the many things that was caused by us using nuclear weapons on people. The real reason no one uses them now is because the survivors go crazy. |
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09-11-2012, 10:57 AM
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You just might be on to something. I think we should investigate to see if there was a huge uptick in tentacle porn in Japan after August of 1945.
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09-11-2012, 05:19 PM
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Thankfully, it's still OK to jerk off on Greyhound buses.
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09-11-2012, 07:25 PM
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Southwest?
Ding! You are now free to wank about the country. Quote:
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....... Last edited by M GO BLUE!!! : 09-11-2012 at 07:27 PM. |
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