IWS #206: The Results

PurdueBrad · 11-26-2012, 07:00 PM

Wow, I have to say, one contestant made a clean sweep, hitting the #1 answer in every category so, congratulations to you for truly being stupid!

1- After Twinkies, what Hostess product will Stupid miss the most?
Ho Hos- 10
Ding Dongs- 5
Cupcakes- 3
Wonderbread- 1
Zingers- 1
Donuts- 1

2- When Stupid takes out a Twinkie pack, what does he drink with it?
Milk-12
Mountain Dew- 3
Coke-3
Chocolate milk- 1
Fanta- 1
Beer- 1

3- How long does it take Stupid to finish his last box of Twinkies?
1 week- 6
1 day- 3
1 year- 3
1 hour- 2
2 weeks- 2
immediately- 2
2 hours- 1
10 days- 1
1 month- 1

4- What does Stupid snack on as a replacement for Twinkies?
Doritos- 5
Donuts- 2
Zebra Cakes- 2
Cookies- 1
Swiss rolls- 1
Gansito- 1
Cheese puffs- 1
Oreos- 1
Ladyfingers- 1
Cupcakes- 1
Candy bars- 1
Big cock- 1
Zingers- 1
Pop Tarts- 1
Cheetos- 1

5- What is the maximum amount of money that Stupid would spend on a box of extinct Twinkies?
$100- 8
$50- 5
$10- 4
$20- 3
$40- 1

6- What food takes Twinkies place as the official food of the apocalypse?
Spam- 9
Jello- 2
Chocolate Chip Cookies- 1
McDonald's hamburger- 1
Zebra Cakes- 1
Donuts- 1
Doritos- 1
Rice- 1
Slim Jims- 1
Snickers- 1
Pop Tarts- 1
Oreos- 1

Having trouble getting the box open-
Subby
Crimson Fox

Got into the box but can't rip open the wrapper without sending the Twinkie flying across the room-
Nilodor
Jbergey22
RaidersArmy
Sun Tzu
Claphamsa

Trying to figure out how to use chopsticks to eat a Twinkie-
Britrock88
DodgerChick
MIJB#19
Quiksand
Chief Rum
Lighthouse Keeper
Young Drachma
Mustang
Pyser

Figured out that it's easier with a fork and knife-
Albionmoonlight
SteveW

Who needs a fork and knife when you've got a spork! (3rd place)-
SterlingIce

Eats it by hand but annoyed with the stickiness of the spongy cake (2nd place)-
ntndeacon

And enjoying all that creamy goodness in his mouth (WINNER)...

Lathum

Congratulations Lathum, hopefully it is as satisfying as the whooping your Giants put on the Pack last night!

CrimsonFox · 11-26-2012, 07:04 PM

nice work Lathum. All hail the king of junk food!

I want to know where all the people were that kept saying Zingers were their favorite.

Subby · 11-26-2012, 07:48 PM

What fucking psychopath drinks milk with his Twinkie?

Warhammer · 11-26-2012, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

What fucking psychopath drinks milk with his Twinkie?

Obviously at least 9 more than enjoy it with a Mountain Dew.

claphamsa · 11-26-2012, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

What fucking psychopath drinks milk with his Twinkie?

i agree.... mountain dew was the only logical answer here!

CrimsonFox · 11-26-2012, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

What fucking psychopath drinks milk with his Twinkie?

LOL this post pleases me.

Lathum · 11-27-2012, 08:40 AM

wow, don't know if I should be proud or grossed out.

I am moving to Cincinnati this week so it is a pretty terrible time for me to attempt to host an IWS. If someone else would like to run it to keep the game going feel free to.

sterlingice · 11-27-2012, 09:58 AM

Haha!

How in the world did I get 3rd? I think I only had the most popular answer in 3 of the 6 questions. One heck of a splitter set.

Good job, PB!

SI

sterlingice · 11-27-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

wow, don't know if I should be proud or grossed out.

I am moving to Cincinnati this week so it is a pretty terrible time for me to attempt to host an IWS. If someone else would like to run it to keep the game going feel free to.

I can do one if no one else wants to. I've got a theme and some questions I've been sitting on for a while that aren't too terribly dated. They were from an alternate theme idea I had when we ended up doing the split fantasy football one a few ago.

That said, seems like ntndeacon gets first crack as 2nd place. You know, in the event that the twinkie beauty pageant queen cannot fulfill her duties and all

SI

B & B · 11-27-2012, 11:00 AM

I was hoping whomever said Big Cock for #4 would have responded the same way for # 6

CrimsonFox · 11-27-2012, 02:04 PM

Oh that's right. THe last time Laathum won we had to wait a year for the next one. heh.

I'd like to do one sure or could work with you on one sterling (as I don't think I'll ever win) but actually yeah, let ntndeacon do it since he was second.

CrimsonFox · 11-27-2012, 02:06 PM

Doritos were actually the first thing I thought of to replace Twinkies.

But then I thought. Wait, no...doritos don't replace twinkies. Something sweet would replace twinkies....

There I go thinking again...

Pyser · 11-27-2012, 02:33 PM

no one drinks beer with twinkies? what world do i live in?

Sun Tzu · 11-27-2012, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by B & B

I was hoping whomever said Big Cock for #4 would have responded the same way for # 6

$10 says it was JimGA.

CrimsonFox · 11-27-2012, 02:41 PM

So someone said Oreos for #6 but not for #4? :/

ntndeacon · 11-27-2012, 02:58 PM

woohoo! Ok I'll do one.. Now I gotta come up with a topic for it. I had Zingers for #4 and 1 day for #3 but got the rest.

Subby · 11-27-2012, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

$10 says it was JimGA.

I'll PM my PayPal details to you...

Sun Tzu · 11-27-2012, 03:46 PM

Nuts.

CrimsonFox · 11-27-2012, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Nuts.

No, not nuts....cock.

CrimsonFox · 11-27-2012, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

What fucking psychopath drinks milk with his Twinkie?

I think Chocolate milk is a really good answer really.

BUt yeah I did say mountain dew as I was thinking along the lines of "What's the biggest crap-for-you drink that I can think of that's equally as sweet?"

CrimsonFox · 11-27-2012, 03:52 PM

My score was a record low....24 :P

MIJB#19 · 11-28-2012, 10:29 AM

I was expecting cross posting of #4 and #6, clearly I was wrong there.

CrimsonFox · 11-28-2012, 11:16 AM

yeah weird that. Seems there was a lot of people putting 2 different things for those two with all the 1's everywhere.

MIJB#19 · 12-08-2012, 11:26 AM

Curses; Lathum won again. It's a recipe for a delay of a new IWS.

britrock88 · 12-08-2012, 12:27 PM

Ping Lathum, then ping ntndeacon, then ping SI, who we know has one ready.

sterlingice · 12-08-2012, 12:35 PM

Ok, if ntndeacon doesn't get on it by, say, Tuesday- I'll post one as we will have to consider him also dead and unable to fulfill his duties

SI

Lathum · 12-08-2012, 12:45 PM

Hey now. I was immediately up front about not being able to.

sterlingice · 12-08-2012, 02:02 PM

I've already got one in the can from a while back but am wanting to let ntndecon do it.

I PM'd him, tho, as he rightfully has the shot at it. Like I said, if nothing by Tuesday morning, I'll post my IWS and it will become 207

SI

sterlingice · 12-10-2012, 11:59 AM

Bump.

Again, if nothing, I'll throw out IWS #207 tomorrow morning. Which means I'll have to clean out my PM box since it's at 94%. Hm...

SI

Desnudo · 12-10-2012, 10:21 PM

Do it!

sterlingice · 12-11-2012, 08:01 AM

Cleaning out my inbox. IWS 207 will be posted within the hour

SI

11-27-2012, 09:58 AM	#8
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Haha! How in the world did I get 3rd? I think I only had the most popular answer in 3 of the 6 questions. One heck of a splitter set. Good job, PB! SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

11-27-2012, 11:00 AM	#10
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	I was hoping whomever said Big Cock for #4 would have responded the same way for # 6 __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

11-27-2012, 03:46 PM	#18
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Nuts. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

11-28-2012, 10:29 AM	#22
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	I was expecting cross posting of #4 and #6, clearly I was wrong there. __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

12-08-2012, 11:26 AM	#24
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Curses; Lathum won again. It's a recipe for a delay of a new IWS. __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail Last edited by MIJB#19 : 12-08-2012 at 11:26 AM.

11-26-2012, 07:04 PM	#2
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	nice work Lathum. All hail the king of junk food! I want to know where all the people were that kept saying Zingers were their favorite.

11-26-2012, 07:48 PM	#3
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	What fucking psychopath drinks milk with his Twinkie? __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

11-27-2012, 08:40 AM	#7
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	wow, don't know if I should be proud or grossed out. I am moving to Cincinnati this week so it is a pretty terrible time for me to attempt to host an IWS. If someone else would like to run it to keep the game going feel free to.

11-27-2012, 02:04 PM	#11
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	Oh that's right. THe last time Laathum won we had to wait a year for the next one. heh. I'd like to do one sure or could work with you on one sterling (as I don't think I'll ever win) but actually yeah, let ntndeacon do it since he was second.

11-27-2012, 02:06 PM	#12
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	Doritos were actually the first thing I thought of to replace Twinkies. But then I thought. Wait, no...doritos don't replace twinkies. Something sweet would replace twinkies.... There I go thinking again...

11-27-2012, 02:33 PM	#13
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	no one drinks beer with twinkies? what world do i live in?

11-27-2012, 02:41 PM	#15
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	So someone said Oreos for #6 but not for #4? :/

11-27-2012, 02:58 PM	#16
ntndeacon Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Alabama	woohoo! Ok I'll do one.. Now I gotta come up with a topic for it. I had Zingers for #4 and 1 day for #3 but got the rest.

11-27-2012, 03:52 PM	#21
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	My score was a record low....24 :P

11-28-2012, 11:16 AM	#23
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	yeah weird that. Seems there was a lot of people putting 2 different things for those two with all the 1's everywhere.

12-08-2012, 12:27 PM	#25
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	Ping Lathum, then ping ntndeacon, then ping SI, who we know has one ready.

12-08-2012, 12:35 PM	#26
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Ok, if ntndeacon doesn't get on it by, say, Tuesday- I'll post one as we will have to consider him also dead and unable to fulfill his duties SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

12-08-2012, 12:45 PM	#27
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Hey now. I was immediately up front about not being able to.

12-08-2012, 02:02 PM	#28
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I've already got one in the can from a while back but am wanting to let ntndecon do it. I PM'd him, tho, as he rightfully has the shot at it. Like I said, if nothing by Tuesday morning, I'll post my IWS and it will become 207 SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 12-08-2012 at 02:03 PM.

12-10-2012, 11:59 AM	#29
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Bump. Again, if nothing, I'll throw out IWS #207 tomorrow morning. Which means I'll have to clean out my PM box since it's at 94%. Hm... SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

12-10-2012, 10:21 PM	#30
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Do it!

12-11-2012, 08:01 AM	#31
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Cleaning out my inbox. IWS 207 will be posted within the hour SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

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