So just moments ago, I poised the question is it Beachy-Time yet? No this is not a clever plot device. This is what the MLB the Show Injury Dictators... erm, dictated:
Now remember we have the House rule that if someone gets hurt.. they go to a rehab assigment. no questions asked. So Hanson our best pitcher is out atleast for one go around while we get his "sore thumb" back to health in the safe lands of AAA baseball.
That makes for a highly convenient transition for Brandon Beachy... 5 and oh Brandon Beachy by the way for those taking score, to step in and get out of the bullpen for one night, and take the reigns for his first major league start.
So let's set the stage shall we? On one side, we have Tommy Hanson down with the Gwinnett Braves. The defending Cy Young about to go up against the jabronies of the junior circuit. Meanwhile, up at the show... Brandon Beachy, the unknown with untapped potential who's only moment to shine has been in mop up duty has a chance now to take the mound for the hometown Atlanta Braves.
Something special is in store I can smell it!
Yet, dear friends, if you know the Ted Turner Memoirs like you should.. you'd know that when Great things SHOULD happen. The **** hits the fan. What should have been a magical night where Hanson threw a perfect game turned into a nightmare similar to his past outing in Philly. These AAA guys were not impressed by big #48 from the Atlanta Braves.
In fact, it seemed like each guy from Indianapolis collectively took their "Defining
Dump Moment of Glory" at proving why they should be playing in the Majors and not riding on the back of a dusty, musty greyhound by swinging at any good pitch Hanson threw at them. It was most certainly a wacky feeling to go from thinking you could massacre their lineup 3 times and go home, to a moment of.. "
is Tommy gonna have to get pulled from a AAA game? This is the f-ckin' 2012 Cy Young."
It has been well documented that Hanson has been a slow starter this season. But this game was ridiculous. It's ok to have a rough first inning and bounce back in only the way Tommy Hanson can bounce by dominating the latter innings, but this whole, not being able to get out of the first inning alive trend has been noted and it is a problem that we have got to eliminate from Hanson's game.