This is asking way too much of a simple man like me. I mean I have to pitch (which is hard enough against these rockies) AND babysit?!? I mean look at this, there are two kids sitting by themselves through the first 3 innings. So your telling me that I have to locate my 2 seam low and away, then mix it up with my changeup down and in, while keeping an eye on the runner at first, AND make sure no one abducts these kids, I mean this is ridiculous?! I have no clue how I haven't allowed a run yet. Geez, where are these kids parents at?
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