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  • BA2929
    The Designated Hitter
    • Jul 2008
    • 3342

    #16
    Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

    There was not a single stolen base attempted by anyone in the entire season

    Tremendous. Absolutely tremendous.
    "Baseball is the coolest sport because, at any moment, the catcher can stop the game and go tell the pitcher a secret" - Rob Fee

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    • Bobhead
      Pro
      • Mar 2011
      • 4926

      #17
      Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

      The backstory behind that is that a year ago, that same user did a simulated game between Bartolo clones and Ryan Howard clones. Not sure if you guys have seen that but it is imo just as good as this one, if not better.

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      • Ghost Of The Year
        Life's been good so far.
        • Mar 2014
        • 6354

        #18
        Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

        My colon hurts for laughing so much.

        Originally posted by P.A.D.
        Is there any other reason why all of the "actual good teams" would win their respective divisions even when every single player is Bartolo Colon? I suppose it's just one enormous coincidence?
        Until there are more seasons simmed, the world will never know.
        I won't make such an assessment with such little sample size.
        T-BONE.

        Talking about things nobody cares.

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        • bcruise
          Hall Of Fame
          • Mar 2004
          • 23274

          #19
          Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

          Pretty funny read. Agree that the reason for the usual good teams being good probably relates to coach rating boosts/morale effects. Or just coincidence, since there's no real sample size to speak of here.

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          • WaitTilNextYear
            Go Cubs Go
            • Mar 2013
            • 16830

            #20
            Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

            I like the 63 inning playoff game where the away Colons scored 1 run and the home team immediately walked off with 2 runs in the bottom of the 63rd. lol
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            • Ghost Of The Year
              Life's been good so far.
              • Mar 2014
              • 6354

              #21
              Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

              Originally posted by WaitTilNextYear
              I like the 63 inning playoff game where the away Colons scored 1 run and the home team immediately walked off with 2 runs in the bottom of the 63rd. lol
              Well, that proves there is a comeback code, no way that's a coincidence.
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              • KBLover
                Hall Of Fame
                • Aug 2009
                • 12172

                #22
                Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

                Originally posted by WaitTilNextYear
                I like the 63 inning playoff game where the away Colons scored 1 run and the home team immediately walked off with 2 runs in the bottom of the 63rd. lol

                The real question is...was it a HR? Did a Colon clone hit a 2-run walkoff HR for his first ever HR?

                That and how many pitches did someone have to throw. Though, I guess using "non-pitchers" to pitch is easier when your whole roster is pitchers!
                "Some people call it butterflies, but to him, it probably feels like pterodactyls in his stomach." --Plesac in MLB18

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                • Ghost Of The Year
                  Life's been good so far.
                  • Mar 2014
                  • 6354

                  #23
                  Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

                  Originally posted by KBLover
                  The real question is...was it a HR? Did a Colon clone hit a 2-run walkoff HR for his first ever HR?

                  That and how many pitches did someone have to throw. Though, I guess using "non-pitchers" to pitch is easier when your whole roster is pitchers!
                  Yeah, I'm going to venture there weren't a lot of three ball counts.
                  I also imagine the non pitchers didn't have pitchers attribute.
                  Probably what kept the pitch count "within reason" is the fact the non pitcher was Bartolo lol
                  Last edited by Ghost Of The Year; 07-17-2016, 06:00 PM.
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                  • Juzbee
                    Rookie
                    • Feb 2016
                    • 233

                    #24
                    Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

                    Originally posted by bcruise
                    Pretty funny read. Agree that the reason for the usual good teams being good probably relates to coach rating boosts/morale effects. Or just coincidence, since there's no real sample size to speak of here.
                    I agree that it's coincidence. I'm into August 2016 of my franchise, and the Minnesota Twins have been leading the AL Central most of the season. Certainly not reality.. But there's been some calamities on the other teams. Season ending injury for Jordan Zimmerman in Detroit, multiple injuries riddling the Indians, including Carlos Santana on the 60 day DL. I guess the opposite argument from this would be to say that it's SO unrealistic, because the Twins suck in real life! There's always something in this game that can be argued from opposite directions.

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                    • Ghost Of The Year
                      Life's been good so far.
                      • Mar 2014
                      • 6354

                      #25
                      Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

                      Looks like someone put this in the roster vault today.
                      Didn't DL so I don't know if it'a legit.
                      Maybe tomorrow I will have time to investigate.
                      T-BONE.

                      Talking about things nobody cares.

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                      • bcruise
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 23274

                        #26
                        Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

                        Originally posted by Ghost Of The Year
                        Looks like someone put this in the roster vault today.
                        Didn't DL so I don't know if it'a legit.
                        Maybe tomorrow I will have time to investigate.
                        The one named "Bartolo" that's currently on page 2 looks legit. There's a fake (with the name spelled wrong) on the first page - some kind of historical ripoff.

                        The first thing you'd probably notice on looking at the lineups are the different overalls due to positional weighting. They're not all the same - even from position to position despite being the same underlying ratings.

                        If you're going to duplicate the subject of the article, it would probably be best done in season mode as the minors are not overrun with Bartolos. Turning injuries off would probably be a good idea too.

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                        • Clarityman
                          Pro
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 513

                          #27
                          Re: Dude sims entire season with every player as Bartolo Colon.

                          "There was a Colone on the Blue Jays who threw 8 shutouts. There was a Bartolo on the Royals who had a 0.13 ERA. Neither of them won the Cy Young."

                          This part made me literally laugh out loud.

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