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  • Beantown
    #DoYourJob
    • Feb 2005
    • 31523

    #16
    Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

    Originally posted by Acid
    Johnny Damon vs Bartolo Colon

    Jesus vs Buddha!


    My vote goes to Gabe Kapler(after he came back from Japan) charing the mound against Randy Johnson and body slamming that little twig like he did to Sturtze last season.

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    • TheMatrix31
      RF
      • Jul 2002
      • 52920

      #17
      Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

      Ron Gant and Pedro Martinez. I'd love to see the biggest guns in baseball (well, before he retired) drop that a-hole Pedro.

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      • as_v_1
        Rookie
        • May 2005
        • 22

        #18
        Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

        John Rocker and (insert random met player)

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        • SPTO
          binging
          • Feb 2003
          • 68046

          #19
          Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

          Carlos Zambrano vs. anybody

          I'd love to see how a guy with so much energy inside him can do against some big tough hitter.
          Member of the Official OS Bills Backers Club

          "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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          • sven
            Banned
            • Jul 2002
            • 6021

            #20
            Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

            Juan Pierre charging Kyle Farnsworth.

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            • deeman11747
              G-M*nnnn
              • Feb 2003
              • 3194

              #21
              Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

              [QUOTE=dce1228][QUOTE=deeman11747]of your choice....who would you most want to see?


              For me... it would be that big ogre David Ortiz try and get at the Big Unit after having a 98 mph heater whizzed near his head.

              My vote would be for Deeman to don a yankee uniform, take the mound, hit Ortiz with a 37 mph slurve, then for Ortiz to charge the mound and pick Deeman up and eat him while all of yankee stadium watched and laughed.

              I could just hear Phil Rizzuto... "Holy Cow, he ate the kid. That reminds me of a great Italian restarant on the Lower East Side. They have the biggest meat-balls..."

              Was that necessary?

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              • Sully
                Hall Of Fame
                • Feb 2003
                • 16003

                #22
                Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

                [QUOTE=deeman11747][QUOTE=dce1228]
                Originally posted by deeman11747
                of your choice....who would you most want to see?


                For me... it would be that big ogre David Ortiz try and get at the Big Unit after having a 98 mph heater whizzed near his head.


                Was that necessary?
                Lighten up, I thought it was hilarious.

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                • deeman11747
                  G-M*nnnn
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 3194

                  #23
                  Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

                  [QUOTE=Sully][QUOTE=deeman11747]
                  Originally posted by dce1228

                  Lighten up, I thought it was hilarious.

                  Eh... I guess


                  Its been a pretty rough night for me otherwise

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                  • dce1228
                    MVP
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 1016

                    #24
                    Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

                    [QUOTE=deeman11747][QUOTE=dce1228]
                    Originally posted by deeman11747
                    of your choice....who would you most want to see?


                    For me... it would be that big ogre David Ortiz try and get at the Big Unit after having a 98 mph heater whizzed near his head.


                    Was that necessary?
                    I guess I was being a little cruel.... My apologies to David Ortiz for suggesting that he's so fat that he could eat you.

                    In the meantime, I have to ask if its appropriate to suggest that Randy Johnson whizz a 98 mph fastball by David Ortiz' head-- a pitch that could pretty much kill the guy if thrown a few inches to the wrong spot.

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                    • TheLetterZ
                      All Star
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 6752

                      #25
                      Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

                      I want to see Ryan/Ventura Round 2.

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                      • deeman11747
                        G-M*nnnn
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 3194

                        #26
                        Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

                        [QUOTE=dce1228][QUOTE=deeman11747]
                        Originally posted by dce1228

                        I guess I was being a little cruel.... My apologies to David Ortiz for suggesting that he's so fat that he could eat you.

                        In the meantime, I have to ask if its appropriate to suggest that Randy Johnson whizz a 98 mph fastball by David Ortiz' head-- a pitch that could pretty much kill the guy if thrown a few inches to the wrong spot.
                        My apologies.. I should have suggested he get drilled in the behind... that way RJ could have a blindfold on and still hit the mammoth blob of fat he calls his rump.

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                        • deeman11747
                          G-M*nnnn
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 3194

                          #27
                          Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....




                          Coincidence? I think not...

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                          • vinny
                            MVP
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2738

                            #28
                            Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

                            Originally posted by deeman11747

                            Coincidence? I think not...





                            Not from this angle...

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                            • dce1228
                              MVP
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 1016

                              #29
                              Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

                              Originally posted by deeman11747



                              Coincidence? I think not...
                              You could probably put Giambi's picture in there and there'd be just about as many similarities between a green cartoon character and a live human being. They're both heavy... yeah, I guess there's coincidence.

                              In the meantime, you should see a psychologist about your Ortiz obsession. So he played a large role in the greatest series comback in profession baseball history, it doesn't mean he deserves so much of your attentions. Afterall, you still have those 26 rings. Why be so bitter??

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                              • deeman11747
                                G-M*nnnn
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 3194

                                #30
                                Re: If you could have one hitter of your choice charge the mound at one pitcher.....

                                Originally posted by dce1228
                                You could probably put Giambi's picture in there and there'd be just about as many similarities between a green cartoon character and a live human being. They're both heavy... yeah, I guess there's coincidence.

                                In the meantime, you should see a psychologist about your Ortiz obsession. So he played a large role in the greatest series comback in profession baseball history, it doesn't mean he deserves so much of your attentions. Afterall, you still have those 26 rings. Why be so bitter??
                                Obsession? If mentioning him in 2 posts is an obsession.... then I think your a little mistaken. I guess you could then tell everyone who has ever posted in the Madden forum (as an example) that they are obsessed with it...


                                You make no sense.

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