Marlins suspend batboy for drinking Milk

[Tha Dynasty]

Brad Penny dared the boy to drink a gallon of milk without throwing up and becasue the boy did it he got suspended...what kind of BS is that?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2142263

[bergie56]

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Wow Penny really rips the Marlins.....I think he might be holding a grudge.....

[RedRooster]

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Haha, that's the dumbest thing I've heard this week! Marlins' management really screwed the pooch on that decision. Wow.

[nc0ffey]

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well...did the boy throw up? or did he finish it?!

just read and saw he didnt throw up but didnt finish it either

[nc0ffey]

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Penny should pay him $500 anyway

[RedRooster]

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well...did the boy throw up? or did he finish it?!

He didn't puke, but he didn't do it in under an hour. It really is tough to do, impossible really, considering the curdling and whatnot that happens while you're doing it.
Another bet you never take is to see if you can fit a pool ball in your mouth. It might go in, but it ain't coming out without surgery.

[BGarrett7]

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He didn't puke, but he didn't do it in under an hour. It really is tough to do, impossible really, considering the curdling and whatnot that happens while you're doing it.
Another bet you never take is to see if you can fit a pool ball in your mouth. It might go in, but it ain't coming out without surgery.

From what I heard on the radio a couple days ago, he did drink all of the milk, but through up immediately after he finished.

[dkgojackets]

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you think being around the team so much and most likely getting his fair share of stuff he wouldnt have to do something so stupid for 500 bucks. Brad Penny is just mad we traded him from a team thats right in the playoff race now for three regular players, while hes stuck in Los Angeles where they have no chance of going anywhere. Id be mad too though.

Still why suspend someone for tryin to make some quick cash.

[mgoblue]

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FYI, it's physically impossible to drink that much milk that fast...the human body can't handle that amount of lactic acid (the acid in milk), so you'll throw up no matter what

it's a common prank to play on guys who are all macho and think they can do it, but it's not possible

[Tha Dynasty]

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FYI, it's physically impossible to drink that much milk that fast...the human body can't handle that amount of lactic acid (the acid in milk), so you'll throw up no matter what

it's a common prank to play on guys who are all macho and think they can do it, but it's not possible

Then I really have to try it on someone.

[bender_over]

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FYI, it's physically impossible to drink that much milk that fast...the human body can't handle that amount of lactic acid (the acid in milk), so you'll throw up no matter what

it's a common prank to play on guys who are all macho and think they can do it, but it's not possible

Well, I guess I'm pretty macho because I've done it. If I remember right I did it during the summer between my junior and senior year in high school. I did it in about 45 minutes.

I tried it again toward the end of my senior year because a couple of my friends were telling me that they heard the time limit was a half an hour. Unfortunately, I already had about 12 beers, so I couldn't handle it and threw up with about 2 glasses left in the jug.

I was kind of a freak when it came to eating in those days though. After our baseball team was eliminated from the state baseball tournament we went out to eat and I ordered the 64 oz prime rib with fries, a side salad, toast, and a cup of beans. It was priced at $30, but if you ate the whole thing it was half price. Everyone from my team chipped in a buck if I tried it so it was free to me if I ate it, or $15 If I didn't. Well, I ate for free that night. If you ever go to the Silver Dollar Restaurant in Vermillion, SD check out the wall of shame when you first walk in. My picture should be dated August of 2001. I also ate a big hamburger a few months ago at Grandma Max's in Sioux Falls, SD. It's a little truck stop diner at Pilot at Cliff Ave. and I-90.

[TheMatrix31]

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LOL..........funny story here.

I have a friend who's insane with protein and all that crap with weighlifting and stuff. Anyways, this guy is really gullible. One day I tell him that if he drinks a full gallon of milk in one sitting, the proteins in the milk will help so much with muscle growth, that it will make a noticable difference. He was all surprised and interested and said he'd go try it that night.

Funny thing was, I got quite a few guys in on it too and I would turn around and be like "Oh, hey, isnt it true that if you drink a gallon of milk it'll help out so much with weightlifting?" and they'd just confirm it and all that.

The next day he comes back to school, he's like "Bro, I cant believe it, I did it and I couldnt stop my diahrrea! I was on the ****ing toilet nonstop all night! You *******s screwed me over!"

Man, it was hilarious.

[videobastard]

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The kid was probably farting all day.

[TheLetterZ]

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He didn't puke, but he didn't do it in under an hour. It really is tough to do, impossible really, considering the curdling and whatnot that happens while you're doing it.
Another bet you never take is to see if you can fit a pool ball in your mouth. It might go in, but it ain't coming out without surgery.

Another I like is betting someone to eat a teaspoon of cinammon. Funny as hell because no one realizes the danger.

[mgoblue]

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Another I like is betting someone to eat a teaspoon of cinammon. Funny as hell because no one realizes the danger.

or like 10 saltine crackers in a minute (they're so dry that it's almost impossible i think, seems easy but it's not)

never tried cinammon, i'm sure that's brutal