Re: FOXSports predicts: Yanks for wildcard
Nice Article, man. Fair and Biased!
You've inspired me to write my own:
NEWS FLASH!
YANKEE FANS CONTINUE TO HAVE HEADS UP A**ES!
After countless years of having their heads hopelessly lodged in their anal cavity, many wonder how Yankee fans still survive without being able to make normal bodily functions. The answer lies in what they eat, their own feces, which gets regurgitated and cycled through their entire body over and over again in a seemingly endless and torturous cycle. This of course helps to explain both the stench, and the unbelievable BS that comes out of their mouths.
The real story here, of course, is that they continue to have a loud enough voice to scream their BS loud enough to stretch across the entire country, all the meanwhile they have their heads indelibly stuck up their a**es.
This is truely a talented feat. Even more talented than the entire Yankees organization, perhaps?
Maybe if the Yankees would put some of their fans on the team roster, they could BS their opponents to death. Some say the players currently on the team do a fine enough job of that right now.
Unfortunately, those who said that could not be accurately quoted, because their heads were also conveniently up their a**es.
NOTE -- The above is meant for laughs and giggles, not to be a serious attack on anyone or any team. I believe I've stated above that I actually approve of their team, if that is possible of me to do, this year. I wrote this a little while ago, and C&Ped it here. Of course, I altered some of the language so as not to break any rules.
Of course I'm sure someone will still feel threatened or upset by this, which means I'm guaranteeing putting myself in trouble here, but I just felt like posting it after that "article format" I saw of what was otherwise just an opinion. No offense, rsox, I think you make some valid points. The problem is that it's faulty in the same way every Michael Moore documentary is faulty. You make everything seem 20 times worse than it really is by highlighting what you want to and leaving out what you don't like. That's not really fair, is it? That's why I kinda joked about your post.
Originally posted by rsox
Nice Article, man. Fair and Biased!
You've inspired me to write my own:
NEWS FLASH!
YANKEE FANS CONTINUE TO HAVE HEADS UP A**ES!
After countless years of having their heads hopelessly lodged in their anal cavity, many wonder how Yankee fans still survive without being able to make normal bodily functions. The answer lies in what they eat, their own feces, which gets regurgitated and cycled through their entire body over and over again in a seemingly endless and torturous cycle. This of course helps to explain both the stench, and the unbelievable BS that comes out of their mouths.
The real story here, of course, is that they continue to have a loud enough voice to scream their BS loud enough to stretch across the entire country, all the meanwhile they have their heads indelibly stuck up their a**es.
This is truely a talented feat. Even more talented than the entire Yankees organization, perhaps?
Maybe if the Yankees would put some of their fans on the team roster, they could BS their opponents to death. Some say the players currently on the team do a fine enough job of that right now.
Unfortunately, those who said that could not be accurately quoted, because their heads were also conveniently up their a**es.
NOTE -- The above is meant for laughs and giggles, not to be a serious attack on anyone or any team. I believe I've stated above that I actually approve of their team, if that is possible of me to do, this year. I wrote this a little while ago, and C&Ped it here. Of course, I altered some of the language so as not to break any rules.
Of course I'm sure someone will still feel threatened or upset by this, which means I'm guaranteeing putting myself in trouble here, but I just felt like posting it after that "article format" I saw of what was otherwise just an opinion. No offense, rsox, I think you make some valid points. The problem is that it's faulty in the same way every Michael Moore documentary is faulty. You make everything seem 20 times worse than it really is by highlighting what you want to and leaving out what you don't like. That's not really fair, is it? That's why I kinda joked about your post.
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