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  • Thrasha
    MVP
    • Nov 2004
    • 3374

    #16
    Re: Keith Hernandez comments

    Originally posted by GBrushTWood
    ELAINE: Well, thanks for a nice evening. It was really fun.
    KEITH: Yeah, it was. [mind] Gosh, should I kiss her good night?
    ELAINE: [mind] Is he going to try to kiss me?
    ELAINE: I love Cajun cooking.
    KEITH: Really, you know my mom's one quarter Cajun.
    ELAINE: Uh, my father's half drunk. ha ha ha ha
    KEITH: Maybe they should get together. [mind] Go ahead. Kiss her.
    I'm a baseball player dammit.
    ELAINE: [mind] What's he waiting for? I thought he was a cool guy.
    KEITH: [mind] Come on I won the MVP in 79. I can do whatever I want to.
    ELAINE: [mind] This is getting awkward.
    KEITH: Well, goodnight
    ELAINE: Good night
    [they kiss - REALLY KISS]
    ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
    KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

    LMAO I was watching that episode on DVD a few days ago. Money.
    “Nobody in the history of the game tried what I just tried. We’re talking about on the biggest stage, in New York, playing out of position and asked to hit fourth for the New York Yankees. I mean, that’s never been done.” - Sheffield on Sheffield

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    • X*Cell
      Collab: xcellnoah@gmail
      • Sep 2002
      • 8107

      #17
      Re: Keith Hernandez comments

      Originally posted by rsox
      To abates21: that is by far the greatest avatar EVER!!.
      I like Karlos05's
      SAN ANTONIO SPURS

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      • keRplunK
        MVP
        • Jul 2002
        • 4080

        #18
        Re: Keith Hernandez comments

        Originally posted by ehh
        Nope, just sexist.
        You mean a typical athlete.

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        • benrg
          Rookie
          • Mar 2003
          • 104

          #19
          Re: Keith Hernandez comments

          At first I thought Keith was totally out of line with his statment, but after Sportsnet made him apologize, he dropped the rule book on them! Oh snap, is right.

          Apparently only 4 assistant or bench coaches are allowed in the dugout, and with her in the dugout, the Padres broke MLB rules. Also, since when do trainers/massage therapists wear uniforms? This chick was in full uniform, and wearing eye-black during a NIGHT GAME. She obviously was there for the sheer novelty of having a girl in the dugout. Whoever's idea it was probably thought it would be "cute".

          Keith just doesn't seem to have that gap between the mind and the mouth that a broadcaster should have.
          Last edited by benrg; 04-24-2006, 08:10 PM.
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          • GBrushTWood
            Banned
            • Mar 2003
            • 1624

            #20
            Re: Keith Hernandez comments



            Meh. My standards aren't too high but she doesn't do much for me.
            Last edited by GBrushTWood; 04-24-2006, 08:28 PM.

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            • The C
              Banned
              • Apr 2005
              • 7538

              #21
              Re: Keith Hernandez comments

              Originally posted by GBrushTWood
              http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/photo?sl...ali103&prov=ap

              Meh. My standards aren't too high but she doesn't do much for me.
              She looked better in the dugout picture.

              But I saw other pictures of her like on Cold Pizza, and she definetly needs low lighting to make her look good.

              Reminds me of a saying. She's fine from far, but far from fine.

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              • sportdan30
                MVP
                • Feb 2003
                • 2010

                #22
                Re: Keith Hernandez comments

                I understand she's part of the ballclub, but man or woman, why do you need a massage therapist in the dugout? Let alone in a uniform! Seems kinda strange.
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