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Cabrera-- "Adam Kennedy, look out! You'd better duck or this ball that I'm throwing across the diamond might hit you in the head, in which case you could get hurt! The good news is that if you are injured, we have a major league ready rookie named Howie Kendrick who could take your place!...the bad news is that a throw from this distance will definitely sting!!!"
Adam Kennedy--"My bad, I'll duck. I don't want Howie Kendrick to take my job-- although it is inevitable that he will eventually. Like all of us humans, I am facing the tough realities of life-- that the process of aging, while giving us invaluable perspective on our lives, also erodes our physical form, leading us to ruin, and to be replaced by quicker, stronger--
Cabrera-- "--Don't forget cheaper--"
Kennedy-- "--Yes, cheaper... leading us to be summarily replaced by quicker, stronger and cheaper athletes!"
Cabrera-- "Ah, the bitter and the sweet!!"
Kennedy-- "Yes! The bitter and the sweet!!
Cabrera-- "Well, perhaps I could hit you with the ball and then you'd go out on top! You could evoid this tragic cycle of birth and death!!"
Kennedy-- "Hmm, Neil Young sang that it is better to burn out than to fade away... would it apply in this case??"
Cabrera-- "Maybe... let me finish throwing this ball to first and I'll give it more thought."
Kennedy-- "Yeah, take your time, man."
Cabrera-- "Rickey Henderson. Now if Rickey had had a massive coronary after stealing his 1 millionth base or whatever it was, than he'd be remembered in much more fond a light than the crazy old guy who just didn't know when to quit-- showing up on AAA rosters and Independant leagues in South East Asia."
Kennedy-- "Yeah, I definitely see your point... but maybe there's something to be said for the utter futility in Rickey's attempt to stick around... something beautiful in it-- like a sad and lonely violin solo played on an unnamed street... and in the rain by a man with only one arm--
Cabrera-- "-- the bitter and the sweet....
Kennedy-- "The sweet and the bitter, Orlando. The sweet and the bitter... I $#@$ing hate Howie Kendrick."
Cabrera-- "Yeah, he's a little jerk. I like you better Adam."
Kennedy-- "Thanks Orlando. I like you, too."Comment
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[White Goodman] Peek-a-boo! [/White Goodman]Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60Comment
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Originally posted by Blzer[White Goodman] Peek-a-boo! [/White Goodman]Haha... I didnt pick it up the first time but after the second time it looks exactly like White and Michel.
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