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  • The GIGGAS
    Timbers - Jags - Hokies
    • Mar 2003
    • 28474

    #16
    Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

    LMAO that was hilarious.
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    • ESPNdeportes
      MVP
      • Jul 2002
      • 3459

      #17
      Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

      Originally posted by Seahawk76
      Maybe he was trying to throw a hard slider and it got away from him.
      LOL
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      • BaseballCtchr
        MVP
        • Nov 2003
        • 1306

        #18
        Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

        I have always thought that teams should atleast find out if the person can throw. But then I realized we would miss greats like this guy.

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        • SlimKibbles
          Supporter
          • Apr 2004
          • 7276

          #19
          Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

          Originally posted by ESPNdeportes
          So at yesterday's opening day in Cincy, they had the mayor throw out the ceremonial first pitch.

          What ensued was easily the worst pitch I've ever seen in my life......it was pretty damn funny and everyone is making fun of him down here, LOL



          The look on Eric Davis' face is priceless
          Yeah Mallory's first pitch was pretty bad. Did you listen to Bill Cunningham on 700 today giving him the business? That was hilarious.
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          • BatsareBugs
            LVP
            • Feb 2003
            • 12553

            #20
            Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

            That's one hell of a gyroball mayor.

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            • ESPNdeportes
              MVP
              • Jul 2002
              • 3459

              #21
              Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

              LOL, so today he made a top-10 list of why his pitch went bad:

              10. I have a shoulder injury from cracking the whip too hard on council.

              9. I got some last-minute tips from Lou Piniella.

              8. I was protesting Ken Griffey’s move to right.

              7. I didn’t want to show up President Bush. He might put a wiretap on me.

              6. I am saving my best stuff for my Bengals tryout.

              5. First pitch? I thought I was throwing out the first bowling ball.

              4. I grew up in the West End playing on concrete. Throwing on an actual field with grass and dirt threw me off.

              3. Eric Davis’ red shoes blinded me.

              2. My best sport is Putt-Putt.

              1. Eric Davis missed the sign. I called for a pitchout.

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              • ESPNdeportes
                MVP
                • Jul 2002
                • 3459

                #22
                Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

                Originally posted by SlimKibbles
                Yeah Mallory's first pitch was pretty bad. Did you listen to Bill Cunningham on 700 today giving him the business? That was hilarious.
                No, I didn't but I could only imagine. I'm sure the fact he's a democrat made it even worse, LOL
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                • elicoleman
                  Im The Baby/Gotta Love Me
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 34655

                  #23
                  Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

                  That's like the horizontal version of Rick Ankiel.
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                  • Psyblast
                    2023 National Champions
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 42584

                    #24
                    Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

                    Originally posted by Seahawk76
                    Here's the best writeup of a bad first pitch by Dave Kindred of the Sporting News about John Kerry's first pitch at a Red Sox-Yankees game:



                    Awesome.

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                    • jfsolo
                      Live Action, please?
                      • May 2003
                      • 12965

                      #25
                      Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

                      I think I would have to kill myself, or at least go live in some Unibomber shack in the woods. The shame would be too much for me to take.
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                      • NJL
                        Rookie
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 314

                        #26
                        Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

                        That was priceless... I never seen a sober man throw like that before (even drunk I could get closer to the plate than that).. I bet he'll hear about it for a long time lol.

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                        • TheMatrix31
                          RF
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 52918

                          #27
                          Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

                          That writeup on "Mr. Manny Ortez" was GREAT! LOL

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                          • Sabercatsfan
                            MVP
                            • May 2003
                            • 1443

                            #28
                            Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

                            Originally posted by TJdaSportsGuy
                            Juuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside, he tried the corner and missed....

                            LOL, I think that sums it up right there.
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                            • throwmonkey
                              Sideshow Bob!
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 750

                              #29
                              Re: Worst First Pitch Ever

                              I love "I called for a pitchout"

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