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  • Beantown
    #DoYourJob
    • Feb 2005
    • 31523

    #16
    Re: Crazy/Weird/Gross experiences at games

    Sitting in the Fenway bleachers is always fun, but I had one game that was extra entertaining...

    I was sitting in the second row with my mom and two of my friends. In the row ahead of us, there are about eight 25 year old guys who were all ****faced before the game even started.

    First, in about the third inning, a guy in a sailor's hat walks by, right in front of the row of drunk guys. One of them goes: "Yo, Pop-Eye! You left your boat at home." And all of his friends start laughing hysterically. The dude in the sailor's hat turns, and punches the dude right in the face. The guy fell back into his seat and his friends all just kept laughing, not even thinking about it.

    Well, a little later on (after all of these guys had still be drinking throughout the game) the dude who had been punched already leans over the balcony and starts shouting at a rather attractive female. He's yelling to flash him, come up here, etc. etc. The usual drunk-guy ramblings. His friends are once again laughing and egging him on. The dude sits down once the girl flips him off.

    Now, about the 8th inning rolls around and suddenly there's a rather large dude standing at the railing, looking down at that same girl. This dude nods at something, turns around and levels the dude who had already been punched once in the face. I'm talking a straight one-punch KO that had the guy dead in his seat. His friends all stop laughing and all stand up...and we think there is going to be some huge brawl. Then, one by one they all look at their friend and start cracking up again. One of them picks up the guys beer and pours it on him to wake him up. It works and when the guy stood up, security was standing there waiting for him to drag his *** out for harassment.

    It was probably more exciting then the game, since I believe the Sox lost like 6-2.

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    • X*Cell
      Collab: xcellnoah@gmail
      • Sep 2002
      • 8107

      #17
      Re: Crazy/Weird/Gross experiences at games

      first time i ever went to a MLB game back in 1996 to see the Yanks play the Red Sox at Yankee Stadium... there was this family of 4... a father, uncle, possibly some friend of both, and the father's daughter...

      around the 3rd inning, the girl left to go to the concession stand to get food and drink for the men that sent her to get it. She had to have only been ten years old or so so I really have no idea what these dudes were thinking, and how that could possibly be safe at all...

      5th inning rolls around and the girl still hasn't returned... something I wouldn't have really noticed if the men weren't complaining (not worrying) about why the girl hadn't returned yet...

      Bottom of the 5th, she finally comes around with the biggest tray of food I've ever seen. A few orders of nachos, a couple franks, 4 drinks, peanuts, popcorn, you name it... it was all there... TONS of food!

      She makes her way up the stairs to get back to the seat of men who await eagerly to eat their food... and she trips.

      The food flies everywhere and nothing is salvaged.

      I almost died laughing.

      The girl cried.
      SAN ANTONIO SPURS

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      • allBthere
        All Star
        • Jan 2008
        • 5847

        #18
        Re: Crazy/Weird/Gross experiences at games

        jays game last year...two guys sitting across the aisle from me in the nose bleeds and loud and drunk and skuggy. both have 2 full large beers. The one in the aisle starts puking all in the aisleway, and it's 'water-falling' down the very steep stairs at the skydome. Security sees him and yank both from the game. My buddy grabbed the beers and drank them (even the open one from pukey) I demaned the only untouched one, and he gave it to me.

        ps. they were both yelling as if they have been arested for breathing.
        Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

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