Sitting in the Fenway bleachers is always fun, but I had one game that was extra entertaining...
I was sitting in the second row with my mom and two of my friends. In the row ahead of us, there are about eight 25 year old guys who were all ****faced before the game even started.
First, in about the third inning, a guy in a sailor's hat walks by, right in front of the row of drunk guys. One of them goes: "Yo, Pop-Eye! You left your boat at home." And all of his friends start laughing hysterically. The dude in the sailor's hat turns, and punches the dude right in the face. The guy fell back into his seat and his friends all just kept laughing, not even thinking about it.
Well, a little later on (after all of these guys had still be drinking throughout the game) the dude who had been punched already leans over the balcony and starts shouting at a rather attractive female. He's yelling to flash him, come up here, etc. etc. The usual drunk-guy ramblings. His friends are once again laughing and egging him on. The dude sits down once the girl flips him off.
Now, about the 8th inning rolls around and suddenly there's a rather large dude standing at the railing, looking down at that same girl. This dude nods at something, turns around and levels the dude who had already been punched once in the face. I'm talking a straight one-punch KO that had the guy dead in his seat. His friends all stop laughing and all stand up...and we think there is going to be some huge brawl. Then, one by one they all look at their friend and start cracking up again. One of them picks up the guys beer and pours it on him to wake him up. It works and when the guy stood up, security was standing there waiting for him to drag his *** out for harassment.
It was probably more exciting then the game, since I believe the Sox lost like 6-2.
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