Not sure if this is played out, but a friend emailed it to me and I figured I post it...enjoy!
One foggy night, a Yankee fan is heading north from New York and a Red Sox fan is driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Yankee fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Red Sox fan walks over to the Yankee fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Yankee fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Yankee fan pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Red Sox fan, "I think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Red Sox fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, he hands it back to the Yankee fan and says, "Your turn!" The Yankee fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up.
One foggy night, a Yankee fan is heading north from New York and a Red Sox fan is driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Yankee fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Red Sox fan walks over to the Yankee fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Yankee fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Yankee fan pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Red Sox fan, "I think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Red Sox fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, he hands it back to the Yankee fan and says, "Your turn!" The Yankee fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up.
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