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  • mustardman
    Banned
    • Feb 2003
    • 447

    #1

    why did i teach my wife how to pitch?

    Tonight, my wife's Cardinals beat the Chicago Cubs team that I was playing with in our two-player season, AT Wrigley Field. Folks, she is damn good at this game!!!!

    The ONLY run I scored tonight was a solo shot in the bottom of the first by Sammy Sosa. From there she proceeded to strike out 23 of my batters and only allow 4 hits in the 12 inning game that we played. In the top of the 12th, her Cardinals put me in a huge hole, and with the Cubs having a very weak bench and not so great relief pitching core, I wound up using three pitchers in the top of the 12th. She scored three times on me, with three base hits, and thankfully left the bases loaded. Otherwise, the final score could have been 8-1 instead of 4-1

    She has figured out this pitching, and constantly gets me out on curveballs down and fastballs up. Just recently we switched to Catcher-Medium hitting view, which is more realistic. But, I swear, tonight I was swinging at anything that wasn't the shape of a square.

    Our team stats look like this:

    Cardinals 3-12 6.47 ERA, .280 AVG
    Reds 8-4 3.11 ERA, .314 AVG

    When she learns to be more aggressive with sending runners from first, and learns to use the power button wtih guys like Pujols, Renteria, Edmonds, she will be a bastard to play
  • ninjamonkey
    Pro
    • May 2003
    • 492

    #2
    Re: why did i teach my wife how to pitch?

    . good goin'

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    • ninjamonkey
      Pro
      • May 2003
      • 492

      #3
      Re: why did i teach my wife how to pitch?

      . good goin'

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      • feedmeccc
        Pro
        • Feb 2003
        • 573

        #4
        Re: why did i teach my wife how to pitch?

        at what game???? asb, mvp, hhb, wsb, etc....

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        • feedmeccc
          Pro
          • Feb 2003
          • 573

          #5
          Re: why did i teach my wife how to pitch?

          at what game???? asb, mvp, hhb, wsb, etc....

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          • LetsGoPitt
            Cr*m*n*lly *nd*rr*t*d
            • Jul 2002
            • 5673

            #6
            Re: why did i teach my wife how to pitch?

            Quicherbichen....I can't even get my G/F to TOUCH the XBox.
            “In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.” - Lewis Black

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            • LetsGoPitt
              Cr*m*n*lly *nd*rr*t*d
              • Jul 2002
              • 5673

              #7
              Re: why did i teach my wife how to pitch?

              Quicherbichen....I can't even get my G/F to TOUCH the XBox.
              “In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.” - Lewis Black

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              • MuffinMcFluffin
                Banned
                • Feb 2003
                • 4215

                #8
                Re: why did i teach my wife how to pitch?

                </font><blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr />
                at what game???? asb, mvp, hhb, wsb, etc....

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                This is for WSB 2K3.

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                • MuffinMcFluffin
                  Banned
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 4215

                  #9
                  Re: why did i teach my wife how to pitch?

                  </font><blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr />
                  at what game???? asb, mvp, hhb, wsb, etc....

                  <hr /></blockquote><font class="post">

                  This is for WSB 2K3.

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                  • mustardman
                    Banned
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 447

                    #10
                    Re: why did i teach my wife how to pitch?

                    Thanks, I didn't even think of mentioning what game it was Thankfully today, I won 2-1 be leading off with a double in the bottom of the ninth inning. I got my runner over to third with a line drive single to right field, because I thought it was going to be caught, I hesitated on the bases. With runners on first and third, still one out, I ran a hit and run play, and her catcher threw the ball to first for the out, allowing me to score

                    She is very tough to play now, an easy game against her isn't an easy game anymore. I had to put my glasses on today, because everything looked like a strike. My Reds are now 9-5 with 6 games remaining, and team leading the division by one game.

                    She is interested in playing a full 162 game season after this 20 game season is over, so it will be interesting to see how the stastistics turn out

                    Maybe I will be playing my next season with Sega's World Series Baseball 2K4, which I hope to goodness they make.

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                    • mustardman
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 447

                      #11
                      Re: why did i teach my wife how to pitch?

                      Thanks, I didn't even think of mentioning what game it was Thankfully today, I won 2-1 be leading off with a double in the bottom of the ninth inning. I got my runner over to third with a line drive single to right field, because I thought it was going to be caught, I hesitated on the bases. With runners on first and third, still one out, I ran a hit and run play, and her catcher threw the ball to first for the out, allowing me to score

                      She is very tough to play now, an easy game against her isn't an easy game anymore. I had to put my glasses on today, because everything looked like a strike. My Reds are now 9-5 with 6 games remaining, and team leading the division by one game.

                      She is interested in playing a full 162 game season after this 20 game season is over, so it will be interesting to see how the stastistics turn out

                      Maybe I will be playing my next season with Sega's World Series Baseball 2K4, which I hope to goodness they make.

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