As posted by a Dodgers fan on mvpmods.com...
A lot of people make fun of the LA crowd but all for the wrong reasons. I don't mind the fans that arrive late and leave early to make up. That means less *******es to annoy me. I present you the Idiot's guide for Dodger Fans.
1. Unless you are a freaking burning monk protesting the war, don't run into the field to validate your sad pathetic life. For God's sake why would you do it while your home pitcher is throwing? You don't have to be complete idiot about it.
2. Beach balls are from Satan. I especially enjoy these when it's a close game and there is a delay. Sorry but I pay good money to see a freaking baseball game. If I wanted to hit a beach ball I'd probably do it at the beach. Also beach balls made from contraceptives are the sickest things I've ever witnessed. Is this the anti beach ball or just some sick joke?
3. Unless you've got a mad case of diarrhea, please wait in between innings before deciding to make the whole aisle get off their seats so that you can get a dodger dog. Other solutions include getting your food before game starts or at the very least wait for the next damn batter.
4. Jack off before the game. Everytime a hot mamacita comes by, you'd swear there were a bunch of ex-cons in attendance. A ton of dodger fans haven't been laid in years.
5. Booing all ex players, How can you boo Nomar? Completely classless. I heard Boston gave him a nice ovation on his return.
6. Booing a pickoff throw. Huh? Pickoff throws distract the pitcher you *******.
7. Umbrellas, not a good idea. There is usually someone siting right behind you and blocking homeplate. How about a baseball cap, straw hat, newspaper, cardboard drink holder, visor, sunglasses and a doo rag, towel, if it's raining maybe a rain coat or pancho or a thick hooded jacket?
A lot of people make fun of the LA crowd but all for the wrong reasons. I don't mind the fans that arrive late and leave early to make up. That means less *******es to annoy me. I present you the Idiot's guide for Dodger Fans.
1. Unless you are a freaking burning monk protesting the war, don't run into the field to validate your sad pathetic life. For God's sake why would you do it while your home pitcher is throwing? You don't have to be complete idiot about it.
2. Beach balls are from Satan. I especially enjoy these when it's a close game and there is a delay. Sorry but I pay good money to see a freaking baseball game. If I wanted to hit a beach ball I'd probably do it at the beach. Also beach balls made from contraceptives are the sickest things I've ever witnessed. Is this the anti beach ball or just some sick joke?
3. Unless you've got a mad case of diarrhea, please wait in between innings before deciding to make the whole aisle get off their seats so that you can get a dodger dog. Other solutions include getting your food before game starts or at the very least wait for the next damn batter.
4. Jack off before the game. Everytime a hot mamacita comes by, you'd swear there were a bunch of ex-cons in attendance. A ton of dodger fans haven't been laid in years.
5. Booing all ex players, How can you boo Nomar? Completely classless. I heard Boston gave him a nice ovation on his return.
6. Booing a pickoff throw. Huh? Pickoff throws distract the pitcher you *******.
7. Umbrellas, not a good idea. There is usually someone siting right behind you and blocking homeplate. How about a baseball cap, straw hat, newspaper, cardboard drink holder, visor, sunglasses and a doo rag, towel, if it's raining maybe a rain coat or pancho or a thick hooded jacket?
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