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  • wildcatchild
    MVP
    • Jan 2003
    • 2129

    #1

    RE: Cubs vs. Marlins

    To: Baseball Gods

    From: [email protected]

    RE: Cubs vs. Marlins Series

    Dear Baseball Gods,

    You can stop now. We get the point.

    Sincerely,

    The Millions of Cubs Fans around the World
    "He who controlleths the backboard, controlleths the game." - Adolph Rupp
  • wildcatchild
    MVP
    • Jan 2003
    • 2129

    #2
    Re: RE: Cubs vs. Marlins

    To: [email protected]

    From: The Baseball God

    Re:Re: Cubs vs. Marlins

    Dear Cubs fans,

    I am sorry to inform you that the Cubs will never again make it to a World Series, much less win one. We have placed an eternal curse on both the Cubs and Red Sox for eternity. The world will becoming to an end soon, so don't expect any more Division Titles either. Your teams do not deserve to win because they can't make the pitches/plays when it matters the most. Besides, Jack McKeon has like 10 years to live, and this was his only shot. Besides, lest you forget the 6 World Championships the Bulls won last decade? Or how about the Bears run in '85? My fellow Chicagoans, you have been more than spoiled with athletic success. The Cubs have to lose to even the overall score amongst the Gods. If you have a problem with this, take it up with the Basketball Gods who allowed MJ and Scottie and Phil to run the table 6 times in 8 years. Thank you for your time.

    Sincerely,

    Baseball God

    "He who controlleths the backboard, controlleths the game." - Adolph Rupp

    Comment

    • wildcatchild
      MVP
      • Jan 2003
      • 2129

      #3
      Re: RE: Cubs vs. Marlins

      To: [email protected]

      From: The Baseball God

      Re:Re: Cubs vs. Marlins

      Dear Cubs fans,

      I am sorry to inform you that the Cubs will never again make it to a World Series, much less win one. We have placed an eternal curse on both the Cubs and Red Sox for eternity. The world will becoming to an end soon, so don't expect any more Division Titles either. Your teams do not deserve to win because they can't make the pitches/plays when it matters the most. Besides, Jack McKeon has like 10 years to live, and this was his only shot. Besides, lest you forget the 6 World Championships the Bulls won last decade? Or how about the Bears run in '85? My fellow Chicagoans, you have been more than spoiled with athletic success. The Cubs have to lose to even the overall score amongst the Gods. If you have a problem with this, take it up with the Basketball Gods who allowed MJ and Scottie and Phil to run the table 6 times in 8 years. Thank you for your time.

      Sincerely,

      Baseball God

      "He who controlleths the backboard, controlleths the game." - Adolph Rupp

      Comment

      • wildcatchild
        MVP
        • Jan 2003
        • 2129

        #4
        Re: RE: Cubs vs. Marlins

        To: [email protected]

        From: The Baseball God

        Re:Re: Cubs vs. Marlins

        Dear Cubs fans,

        I am sorry to inform you that the Cubs will never again make it to a World Series, much less win one. We have placed an eternal curse on both the Cubs and Red Sox for eternity. The world will becoming to an end soon, so don't expect any more Division Titles either. Your teams do not deserve to win because they can't make the pitches/plays when it matters the most. Besides, Jack McKeon has like 10 years to live, and this was his only shot. Besides, lest you forget the 6 World Championships the Bulls won last decade? Or how about the Bears run in '85? My fellow Chicagoans, you have been more than spoiled with athletic success. The Cubs have to lose to even the overall score amongst the Gods. If you have a problem with this, take it up with the Basketball Gods who allowed MJ and Scottie and Phil to run the table 6 times in 8 years. Thank you for your time.

        Sincerely,

        Baseball God

        "He who controlleths the backboard, controlleths the game." - Adolph Rupp

        Comment

        • Birdsonbat
          MVP
          • Feb 2003
          • 1003

          #5
          Re: RE: Cubs vs. Marlins

          God would never begin two consecutive sentences with "Besides". I think this is an impostor...

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          • Birdsonbat
            MVP
            • Feb 2003
            • 1003

            #6
            Re: RE: Cubs vs. Marlins

            God would never begin two consecutive sentences with "Besides". I think this is an impostor...

            Comment

            • Birdsonbat
              MVP
              • Feb 2003
              • 1003

              #7
              Re: RE: Cubs vs. Marlins

              God would never begin two consecutive sentences with "Besides". I think this is an impostor...

              Comment

              • wildcatchild
                MVP
                • Jan 2003
                • 2129

                #8
                Re: RE: Cubs vs. Marlins

                </font><blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr />
                Birdsonbat said:
                God would never begin two consecutive sentences with "Besides". I think this is an impostor...

                <hr /></blockquote><font class="post">

                Daggonitt, Cletus, they caught us.
                "He who controlleths the backboard, controlleths the game." - Adolph Rupp

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                • wildcatchild
                  MVP
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2129

                  #9
                  Re: RE: Cubs vs. Marlins

                  </font><blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr />
                  Birdsonbat said:
                  God would never begin two consecutive sentences with "Besides". I think this is an impostor...

                  <hr /></blockquote><font class="post">

                  Daggonitt, Cletus, they caught us.
                  "He who controlleths the backboard, controlleths the game." - Adolph Rupp

                  Comment

                  • wildcatchild
                    MVP
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 2129

                    #10
                    Re: RE: Cubs vs. Marlins

                    </font><blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr />
                    Birdsonbat said:
                    God would never begin two consecutive sentences with "Besides". I think this is an impostor...

                    <hr /></blockquote><font class="post">

                    Daggonitt, Cletus, they caught us.
                    "He who controlleths the backboard, controlleths the game." - Adolph Rupp

                    Comment

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