I wanna be a Met

[nbasuperstar40]

Baseball star's wife makes ultimate threat

The wife of a top US baseball player has vowed to have sex with all of his team mates if he ever cheats on her.

Anna Benson, a former model and stripper who was named Baseball's Hottest Wife by FHM, is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson.

She told Howard Stern's radio show: "I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to s***w everybody on your entire team. Coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."

Stern, egging her on, asked: "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?"

"Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged. "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine."

[Stu]

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Thats hilarious. They're all gonna be getting him drunk and hiring hookers on road trips now.

[Stu]

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Thats hilarious. They're all gonna be getting him drunk and hiring hookers on road trips now.

[BearcatsFan]

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What about Mr. Met? Does he get a turn?

[BearcatsFan]

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What about Mr. Met? Does he get a turn?

[rsox]

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A note to any Met players reading this: Make sure you go first!!!, you don't want to be sloppy 25th's.

[rsox]

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A note to any Met players reading this: Make sure you go first!!!, you don't want to be sloppy 25th's.

[Mr_Blonde]

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A note to any Met players reading this: Make sure you go first!!!, you don't want to be sloppy 25th's.

Imagine a rookie that was called up after the rosters were expanded.

[Mr_Blonde]

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A note to any Met players reading this: Make sure you go first!!!, you don't want to be sloppy 25th's.

Imagine a rookie that was called up after the rosters were expanded.

[SPTO]

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Hey! Mr. Met has the best chance of pleasing her, after all he has a big head! *rimshot*

Seriously if this is true then i'd be getting Kris Benson drunk and bringing in hookers and groupies. His wife sounds like a total slut tho.

[SPTO]

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Hey! Mr. Met has the best chance of pleasing her, after all he has a big head! *rimshot*

Seriously if this is true then i'd be getting Kris Benson drunk and bringing in hookers and groupies. His wife sounds like a total slut tho.

[VanCitySportsGuy]

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Here's the full recap of her segment:

Howard said that this woman Anna Benson is the wife of Mets pitcher Kris Benson. Howard had her come in and started right in asking her about her sex life with her husband. She says that she's had sex at various stadiums around the country. She told him that they do it in the car or in the park somewhere whenever they get the chance. She said they have very busy lives and they take it when they can. Howard wanted to see Anna's stomach because she's had 3 kids and didn't believe that she could still have nice skin there. She showed him her belly and he sounded impressed. She told Howard that her skin is hereditary. She used to be a stripper and told Howard how she left home at 16 and was pregnant by 17. Howard said that she was a bad girl and wondered if she ever gave a more aggressive lap dance for a few extra bucks. She said that she was so mean that guys wouldn't even want lap dances from her.
Howard asked Anna about why she says ''we'' when she talks about her husband signing a $27 million contract. She said that she works her *** off to help him get things organized and she thinks that she and her husband's agent are the ones who did all the work. Howard seems to think that his agent could have handled it all himself without her help. He was trying to let her know that she doesn't deserve half of her husband's money just because she cleans the house and helps him out with that stuff. Howard said that he has yet to meet the woman who is worth half of a $27 million contract. Anna believes that she is deserves it because she has helped organize a charity called Benson's Battalion where they donate money to get equipment for police, fire and EMS services. She founded the charity but Howard said that she just found a way to give away her husband's money. She said that she doesn't have to take a percentage of her husband's contract because her name is on every account they have. You could hear Artie laughing in the background after she said that.

Anna was telling Howard how she thinks that she's not qualified to negotiate a contract with the NY Mets herself, but she does put her ideas down on paper and has the agent negotiate them for her. Howard wondered if Anna knew who her husband was when she met him. She said she was introduced to him when they were much younger and he wasn't on a well known team at the time so she didn't even know the team. Howard wondered how long it took for Kris to get into her pants. She said that it took about 3 months or so. Gary came in and told Howard that she's such a dedicated wife that after he had an operation on his arms, she would hold his thing when he went to the bathroom and also wiped him. Anna told Howard that she didn't wipe him because he didn't even really go that much after the operation. She was describing some of this stuff but the delay button kept getting hit.

Howard asked Anna what she would do if she found out that her husband was cheating on her. She said that she told Kris that he can cheat on her as much as he wants, but if he gets caught, she's going to bang every single person on his team. She basically said that everyone on the team would get a chance to screw her. Howard said that Beth told him that there will be payback for him if he ever cheats on her.

Gary asked Anna if it was true that the reason Kris was traded to the Mets was because the people on the Pittsburgh team thought she was a pain in the ***. She said that might be true and she doesn't care if it is. She said that Pittsburgh doesn't have any chemistry on their team and the Mets do. She seems to think that they love her over there.

Howard was asking Anna about some more things that kept getting the delay hits. Howard asked her about her FHM Magazine layout. She didn't have much to say about that but wanted to auction off something to Howard's fans that she was wearing today. Howard said that no one could see it so he just ignored the request. Howard read some other things about Anna that got the delay hit a few more times after that. He gave her a plug for her web site AnnaBenson.net and then took some phone calls for her. One guy got Howard talking about how Anna still uses the ''we'' when talking about stuff that her husband does. Howard's buddy Ralph called in and said that this chick sounds like she's a pain in the ***. Ralph wondered how much this chick is worth putting up with. Anna said that's a question only her husband can answer. A couple of other callers went off on Anna and called her some names before Howard ended the interview. Zolar called in as Stu Pitt and said that for $25 this chick used to take guys in the back room of the strip club and digitally manipulate them. She says that's no true either and he doesn't know what he's talking about. Another caller asked her if she's ever had a ''back door fast ball'' or a ''split finger fast ball'' among a couple of other baseball references.

Howard said that it would seem like Anna is someone who would be tough to live with because she talks so much. She said that her husband Kris is kind of quiet so they balance each other out. Another phone caller told Howard that he likes Anna as a guest but the show was being chopped up like crazy where he's from. Gary came in and told Howard that it wasn't just in that guy's area, it was being chopped up right there at their station. That led to Howard talking about what a boring, barren, wasteland terrestrial radio is going to be once he makes his move to satellite. Another caller told Howard how much Anna would talk when she was interviewed on a Pittsburgh talk radio show. Howard let a few other callers through to talk about how annoying she is and all of that. Howard told Anna she's welcome back anytime but she wasn't so happy that everyone on the phone was so hateful. She did tell Howard that she did read Howard's book when she was 17 and it was pretty mind blowing at the time. She said she used to sneak off and try to listen to the radio show as well when she was younger. Howard wrapped up after that and went to commercial.

[VanCitySportsGuy]

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Here's the full recap of her segment:

Howard said that this woman Anna Benson is the wife of Mets pitcher Kris Benson. Howard had her come in and started right in asking her about her sex life with her husband. She says that she's had sex at various stadiums around the country. She told him that they do it in the car or in the park somewhere whenever they get the chance. She said they have very busy lives and they take it when they can. Howard wanted to see Anna's stomach because she's had 3 kids and didn't believe that she could still have nice skin there. She showed him her belly and he sounded impressed. She told Howard that her skin is hereditary. She used to be a stripper and told Howard how she left home at 16 and was pregnant by 17. Howard said that she was a bad girl and wondered if she ever gave a more aggressive lap dance for a few extra bucks. She said that she was so mean that guys wouldn't even want lap dances from her.
Howard asked Anna about why she says ''we'' when she talks about her husband signing a $27 million contract. She said that she works her *** off to help him get things organized and she thinks that she and her husband's agent are the ones who did all the work. Howard seems to think that his agent could have handled it all himself without her help. He was trying to let her know that she doesn't deserve half of her husband's money just because she cleans the house and helps him out with that stuff. Howard said that he has yet to meet the woman who is worth half of a $27 million contract. Anna believes that she is deserves it because she has helped organize a charity called Benson's Battalion where they donate money to get equipment for police, fire and EMS services. She founded the charity but Howard said that she just found a way to give away her husband's money. She said that she doesn't have to take a percentage of her husband's contract because her name is on every account they have. You could hear Artie laughing in the background after she said that.

Anna was telling Howard how she thinks that she's not qualified to negotiate a contract with the NY Mets herself, but she does put her ideas down on paper and has the agent negotiate them for her. Howard wondered if Anna knew who her husband was when she met him. She said she was introduced to him when they were much younger and he wasn't on a well known team at the time so she didn't even know the team. Howard wondered how long it took for Kris to get into her pants. She said that it took about 3 months or so. Gary came in and told Howard that she's such a dedicated wife that after he had an operation on his arms, she would hold his thing when he went to the bathroom and also wiped him. Anna told Howard that she didn't wipe him because he didn't even really go that much after the operation. She was describing some of this stuff but the delay button kept getting hit.

Howard asked Anna what she would do if she found out that her husband was cheating on her. She said that she told Kris that he can cheat on her as much as he wants, but if he gets caught, she's going to bang every single person on his team. She basically said that everyone on the team would get a chance to screw her. Howard said that Beth told him that there will be payback for him if he ever cheats on her.

Gary asked Anna if it was true that the reason Kris was traded to the Mets was because the people on the Pittsburgh team thought she was a pain in the ***. She said that might be true and she doesn't care if it is. She said that Pittsburgh doesn't have any chemistry on their team and the Mets do. She seems to think that they love her over there.

Howard was asking Anna about some more things that kept getting the delay hits. Howard asked her about her FHM Magazine layout. She didn't have much to say about that but wanted to auction off something to Howard's fans that she was wearing today. Howard said that no one could see it so he just ignored the request. Howard read some other things about Anna that got the delay hit a few more times after that. He gave her a plug for her web site AnnaBenson.net and then took some phone calls for her. One guy got Howard talking about how Anna still uses the ''we'' when talking about stuff that her husband does. Howard's buddy Ralph called in and said that this chick sounds like she's a pain in the ***. Ralph wondered how much this chick is worth putting up with. Anna said that's a question only her husband can answer. A couple of other callers went off on Anna and called her some names before Howard ended the interview. Zolar called in as Stu Pitt and said that for $25 this chick used to take guys in the back room of the strip club and digitally manipulate them. She says that's no true either and he doesn't know what he's talking about. Another caller asked her if she's ever had a ''back door fast ball'' or a ''split finger fast ball'' among a couple of other baseball references.

Howard said that it would seem like Anna is someone who would be tough to live with because she talks so much. She said that her husband Kris is kind of quiet so they balance each other out. Another phone caller told Howard that he likes Anna as a guest but the show was being chopped up like crazy where he's from. Gary came in and told Howard that it wasn't just in that guy's area, it was being chopped up right there at their station. That led to Howard talking about what a boring, barren, wasteland terrestrial radio is going to be once he makes his move to satellite. Another caller told Howard how much Anna would talk when she was interviewed on a Pittsburgh talk radio show. Howard let a few other callers through to talk about how annoying she is and all of that. Howard told Anna she's welcome back anytime but she wasn't so happy that everyone on the phone was so hateful. She did tell Howard that she did read Howard's book when she was 17 and it was pretty mind blowing at the time. She said she used to sneak off and try to listen to the radio show as well when she was younger. Howard wrapped up after that and went to commercial.

[MagicBucsWsoxFan]

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any pictures of her?

[MagicBucsWsoxFan]

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any pictures of her?