11 Guy's you'll always find at the playground

[R1zzo23]

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.... or the guy...that absolutely sucks, I mean he is just simply put, the worst basketball player ever, turned the ball over 8 times in the game, got crossed and fell over 2 or 3 times, but when the game is on the line and the loose ball just happens to fall into his hands, because he sure as hell ain't going after them, he chucks it up, in one of his famous unorthadoxed ways of doing it, and hits the game winner. OH GOD DO I HATE THAT, unless he is on my team of course, lol.

Me and my friend talk about this all the time because it always happens to us. We'll play against four respectable players and then some scrub. Sure enough, if the game is on the line, the scrub is hitting the game winner. It's almost inevitable when it gets down to game point.

[eDotd]

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They also forgot "KOBE!" or "JORDAN!"

They scream out a name whenever they do something like it actually makes whatever they're doing that much better. These dudes are hilarious. You always see them in movies/tv and such, but when you see it in real life that **** is funny.

[dkgojackets]

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They also forgot "KOBE!" or "JORDAN!"

They scream out a name whenever they do something like it actually makes whatever they're doing that much better. These dudes are hilarious. You always see them in movies/tv and such, but when you see it in real life that **** is funny.

LOL, I usually play with a guy who speaks in third person the whole game as if he's an NBA star.

"D-Wade with the drive, and one bitches!"

"Lebron spins, FADE-AH"

[jfsolo]

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8 and 8.5 are all time classics.

Not mentioned are the on the court coaches that are on YOUR team, that actually DEGRADE his OWN teammate! I can understand arguing and talking trash to the opponent, but degrading a bad pass or blown shot who happens to be your TEAMMATE? That always gets me, lmao!

I will admit that I'm this guy a lot. I won't ever get mad if the decision is good and the execution is bad, but if you have a guy who's range is 5 feet, taking a 25 footer with the game on the line I'm going to get into him.

Physical mistakes don't bother me, but repeated low BB I.Q. plays make me insane, unless they're made by kids(under 21) who haven't been taught how to play.

[Steve_OS]

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I will admit that I'm this guy a lot. I won't ever get mad if the decision is good and the execution is bad, but if you have a guy who's range is 5 feet, taking a 25 footer with the game on the line I'm going to get into him.

Physical mistakes don't bother me, but repeated low BB I.Q. plays make me insane, unless they're made by kids(under 21) who haven't been taught how to play.

Oh no, these are good ballers, they just happen to fumble a ball and turn it over at any certain point in the game, or miss a layup in traffic, a gimme 3 footer. I mean it's the same thing this "Coach on the floor" does, but he yells and screams like he NEVER does it himself. The other thing that kills me, "Mr Coach on the Floor" will always yell at the guy playing defense on the man that just scored, meanwhile he is getting torched left and right w/ the guy he is guarding, heh.

[R1zzo23]

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I will admit that I'm this guy a lot. I won't ever get mad if the decision is good and the execution is bad, but if you have a guy who's range is 5 feet, taking a 25 footer with the game on the line I'm going to get into him.

Physical mistakes don't bother me, but repeated low BB I.Q. plays make me insane, unless they're made by kids(under 21) who haven't been taught how to play.

I'm with you man. When I play with my buddies down at the gym, we have a 6'4" kid we play with. He's skinny as a rod, but very athletic and has above-average coordination for a kid his size. He's got a pretty good turn-around jumper and decent drives, but when he starts jacking up 3's, we all have to start laying into him.

[edaddy]

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Hey what about Helicopter Jones ?? You know the guy who can jump out the gym but all he can do is dunk. no game at all. But he's got all the gear on. Jordans knee brace LOL armbands LOL

LMAO now thats the one I see all the time..all dunk and no game at all..on top of that he needs to dunk with no one around any type of challenge results in a missed dunk ..these are the type of players that look good in warmups but are usually sitting down after the first game because no one wants him..lol

[gehun]

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This makes me think of that video where some guy (or is it Kobe) who yells out KOBE! after every shot. Anyone have a link to that video?

[J.R._Smith_Hornets]

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"It doesn't matter, we still have to follow the law."

:y4:

[WeAre1]

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I actually fell out of the chair with tears in my eyes laughing so hard. I have played in games with all of those players. I will admit that there are times that I put up the air ball from 3 and my first response is "Damn, I haven't played ball in a minute." But... When that first long jumper hits, "MONEY"

I fell when rulebook guy called the Illegal D and dude just snapped. "Who did you come here with?! Who are you?!

That was a classic:y4:

[Munkey]

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"that's a foul man"

"we're not even playing"

[BTB]

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ahahahahahhaha

[BTB]

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How bout the kid who thinks he's in and1 and carries everytime he dribbles

[CMH]

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No matter where I go there is always the white kid with a sick jumper. But, that's all he does. He hangs around the three-point line so much he makes Bruce Bowen look like he's only taking a cigarette break out there. And no matter what that white kid with the 3-pt jumper has a weird jumpshot. But, it's always money.

I can't stand "Clear it up" guys. Ugh, that's so frustrating because it's always the guys with zero agility and no ballhandling skills.

[JohnnytheSkin]

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I think I've played several of those roles over the years, LOL. The worst is the combo of the "always fouled guy" and the "excuses guy". I've seen way to many folks play both roles perfectly, to the chagrin of everyone else.

Pick-up basketball rules!