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    yellow
    • Sep 2002
    • 66469

    #1

    Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

    Brown in cake caper


    Lakers center Kwame Brown isn't a exactly league leader in steals, but he allegedly scored one sweet takeaway in Hermosa Beach over the weekend.

    No matter how you slice it, Brown, known for small hands that occasionally fumble passes on the basketball court, enjoyed a real cakewalk Saturday, according to a police report. For reasons only he knows (and he's not talking) Brown allegedly snatched a man's $190 2-by-2-foot chocolate birthday cake.

    Once he had the cake, Brown opted not to eat it, too. He instead allegedly hurled it at the man and struck him in the back.

    It all went down at the Blue 32 nightclub on Hermosa Avenue.

    Several Lakers headed to the bar following their 109-106 victory over the Orlando Magic on Friday, according to a Hermosa Beach police report. Just down the street, Alexander Martinez, the man who filed the report, was celebrating his 30th birthday at the Shore Restaurant.

    About 1:45 a.m. Martinez left the restaurant, his birthday cake in his arms, and walked north. He stopped in front of Blue 32. According to Martinez's report, Brown came along, grabbed the cake out of his arms and threw it at him. The report gives no indication why Brown would do such a thing.


    The 5-foot-9, 165-pound Martinez, tried to confront the 6-foot-11, 270-pound Brown, but Brown got into a white limousine, the report said.

    Twelve hours later Martinez visited the Hermosa Beach police station to file a police report on the purloined pastry.

    Detectives looked into a possible case of grand theft and presented it to the Hermosa Beach city prosecutor, who decided to throw the case out.

    Lakers spokesman John Black said the team was aware of the episode, but had been informed prosecutors were not seeking charges.
  • WTF
    MVP
    • Aug 2002
    • 20274

    #2
    Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

    :y4: You go Kwame. That a way to be a tough guy.
    Twitter - WTF_OS
    #DropMeAFollow

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    • ex carrabba fan
      I'll thank him for you
      • Oct 2004
      • 32744

      #3
      Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it


      Oh Kwame. Why on earth. Only thing I could think of is maybe he was on drugs or drunk. Imagine a 7-foot, 200 plus pound giant confronting you and stealing your birthday cake. How depressing, and terrifying. Well, since he knew it was Brown, the birthday dude probably wasn't that scared.

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      • Quick6
        Banned
        • Nov 2006
        • 937

        #4
        Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

        Originally posted by ex carrabba fan

        Oh Kwame. Why on earth. Only thing I could think of is maybe he was on drugs or drunk. Imagine a 7-foot, 200 plus pound giant confronting you and stealing your birthday cake. How depressing, and terrifying. Well, since he knew it was Brown, the birthday dude probably wasn't that scared.
        I'd pay money to see a video of this. Walk by caking.

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        • supremeslang
          Pro
          • Feb 2003
          • 977

          #5
          Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

          Poor guy. I bet he was really happy walking with that cake in his hands prior to Brown taking it.
          Free The Birds!!!

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          • Quick6
            Banned
            • Nov 2006
            • 937

            #6
            Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

            Gimme dat cake lil mexican. The infamous words heard before a man was covered in cake.

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            • Tha_Kid
              All Star
              • Oct 2002
              • 6550

              #7
              Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

              lol classic

              surprised the charges couldnt stick lol


              on a more accurate note, Brown doesn't have "small" hands. Thats a myth that fans & sportswriters conjured up while looking for a reason as to how he could fumble some of the passes he did. Brown's hands are bigger than Kobe's, not everyone in the L has Jordan hands...

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              • skitch
                Fear Ameer
                • Oct 2002
                • 12349

                #8
                Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                LA's so hood now, they do cake-by's.

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                • jfsolo
                  Live Action, please?
                  • May 2003
                  • 12965

                  #9
                  Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                  This story pisses me off. If you're too hurt to play, then you're too hurt to go clubin at 1 a.m. Take your *** home and either rest or do some more rehab on your ankle. Don't be out doing something stupid.
                  Jordan Mychal Lemos
                  @crypticjordan

                  Do this today: Instead of $%*#!@& on a game you're not going to play or movie you're not going to watch, say something good about a piece of media you're excited about.

                  Do the same thing tomorrow. And the next. Now do it forever.

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                  • WTF
                    MVP
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 20274

                    #10
                    Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                    Says the guy who got his cake stolen... lol.
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                    #DropMeAFollow

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                    • Quick6
                      Banned
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 937

                      #11
                      Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                      "I'm just glad it was a cake and not a pinata" recalls a horrified Alexander Martinez aka jfsolo.

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                      • luv_mist
                        Older
                        • May 2004
                        • 9596

                        #12
                        Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                        Originally posted by Quick6
                        "I'm just glad it was a cake and not a pinata" recalls a horrified Alexander Martinez aka jfsolo.
                        LOL!! Classic. On the real, Kwame isn't all there for a stupid stunt like that.

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                        • P2K
                          Banned
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 8845

                          #13
                          Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                          So is Kwame put down in the "thug" category now?

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                          • EZ Snappin
                            Rookie
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 297

                            #14
                            Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                            Originally posted by Streetz
                            So is Kwame put down in the "thug" category now?
                            Better watch it - he'll frost yo' a**.

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                            • 23
                              yellow
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 66469

                              #15
                              Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                              Originally posted by Streetz
                              So is Kwame put down in the "thug" category now?
                              I think its about time.

                              If he has a cake in his hands, watch your back.
                              Last edited by 23; 01-18-2007, 11:35 AM.

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