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  • Stumbleweed
    Livin' the dream
    • Oct 2006
    • 6279

    #1

    Shaq's Twitter

    Hilarious.. I'm not even a Shaq fan, but some of these kill me... especially the ones where he's driving past a McDonalds and twitters about how much he wants to stop and eat something.

    There was an account made a while back that was apparently an impostor (there was some funny stuff posted from it though), but this is the real deal.



    "On my way to oklahoma city, gettin ready to send 2 million lbs of peanut butta to africa"

    "Watchn true blood, thats were i was born and raised, dat vampire town, shaqula has been discovered aaaaggggh"

    "Ok i couldnt take it, i had to get a double cheeseburger from whataburger, pls 4give me lol"

    "Just helped a man push his car, schwww im tired"

    "ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I'M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM"

    "THE WIZARDS HAVE ALOTTA INJURIES"
    Last edited by Stumbleweed; 11-24-2008, 04:10 PM.
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  • GSW
    Simnation
    • Feb 2003
    • 8041

    #2
    Re: Shaq's Twitter

    what the hell is a twitter
    #Simnation

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    • SqueakyD
      MVP
      • May 2003
      • 2015

      #3
      Re: Shaq's Twitter

      Last nite i told greg oden , "we r not the same, i am a martian"
      heheh

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      • jmood88
        Sean Payton: Retribution
        • Jul 2003
        • 34639

        #4
        Re: Shaq's Twitter

        Originally posted by GSW
        what the hell is a twitter
        I'm sure if you go to the website you'll figure it out.
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        • Stumbleweed
          Livin' the dream
          • Oct 2006
          • 6279

          #5
          Re: Shaq's Twitter

          Originally posted by GSW
          what the hell is a twitter
          It's that moment when Shaq gets hopeful and nostalgic at the same time whenever he passes a fast food establishment, apparently.

          But really, "Twitter is a free social networking and micro-blogging service, that allows its users to send and read other users' updates (otherwise known as tweets), which are text-based posts of up to 140 characters in length." -Wikipedia
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          • TheMatrix31
            RF
            • Jul 2002
            • 52908

            #6
            Re: Shaq's Twitter

            So basically it's a whole site dedicated to Facebook-style status updates?

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            • CoRruPt-
              MVP
              • Jun 2005
              • 1279

              #7
              Re: Shaq's Twitter

              Originally posted by TheMatrix31
              So basically it's a whole site dedicated to Facebook-style status updates?
              Basically, yes.

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              • Streets
                Supreme
                • Aug 2004
                • 5787

                #8
                Re: Shaq's Twitter

                Last nite i told greg oden , "we r not the same, i am a martian"
                Originally posted by SqueakyD
                heheh

                LMAO

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                • Flyboy
                  Daydream Believer
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 11352

                  #9
                  Re: Shaq's Twitter

                  Originally posted by CoRruPt-
                  Basically, yes.
                  Real f'n lame.
                  Originally posted by EWRMETS
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                  • threatlockz
                    Pro
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 782

                    #10
                    Re: Shaq's Twitter

                    why would this be the real shaq....

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                    • Stumbleweed
                      Livin' the dream
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 6279

                      #11
                      Re: Shaq's Twitter

                      Because he saw a fake account that was created and decided to do one himself. It's the real Shaq, there was a news story I saw about him calling the cell phone of someone who was doubting it was him. There's news stories all over the place talking about Shaq's Twitter account -- many famous people have them.
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