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  • Court_vision
    Banned
    • Oct 2002
    • 8290

    #1

    K-Mart's tat

    I've got a few tatoos and there's one I kind of regret...

    But nothing like this.

    See the "lips" on his neck.

    WTF was he thinking?!

    Damm...looks terrible

  • youvalss
    ******
    • Feb 2007
    • 16601

    #2
    Re: K-Mart's tat

    Yeah, I saw it too. I heard he's been sleeping on the sofa ever since he got this "tatoo"...
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    • fluent2332
      MVP
      • Aug 2005
      • 1735

      #3
      Re: K-Mart's tat

      it's not a tat, it's a permanent scar that he received in prison. poor kmart..

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      • LingeringRegime
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jun 2007
        • 17089

        #4
        Re: K-Mart's tat

        Charles Barkley was making fun of it a few months ago. He was like, "What the hell is that thing on his neck? Who would get lips tatooed own your neck?" So funny.

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        • t216
          Rookie
          • May 2005
          • 398

          #5
          Re: K-Mart's tat

          Some of the tattoos these players have are ridiculous.

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          • madmax17
            Rookie
            • Jun 2008
            • 379

            #6
            Re: K-Mart's tat

            I was searching for something else and found this by accident, someone makes fun of the whole thing:

            Tattoo parlor guy: "Hey Kenyon...back for more huh? Not sure where we're going to put it, we're running out of real estate (big wheezy laugh at own joke)...Anyway, what can I do ya for? Perhaps some sort of trite saying like 'Only the strong survive', in a gothic style font? Maybe a flaming basketball being eaten by a wolverine somewhere? Or perhaps a nod to a family member or friend written prominently and illegibly in bold cursive?

            Kenyon: "Actually I'd really like a tattoo of some lips."

            Tattoo parlor guy: "Lips? Like uhhhhh...you mean like the kissing kind?"

            Kenyon: "Yeah."

            Tattoo parlor guy: "Ok...ok...that sounds..ummm....really cool, we can do that. Have you been drinking at all Kenyon?"

            Kenyon: "No (what I'm sayin)."

            Tattoo parlor guy: "Ok...so let me guess...you want me to put these lips on your *** cheek...like 'I'm Kenyon, and the world can kiss my ***!!!' Awesome. I get it, that's really cool man."

            Kenyon: "No, actually I'd like them behind my right ear."

            Tattoo parlor guy: "Behind your ear...riiiiiiiiight...got it. Let's just take a blood sample and run a quick toxicology report. I don't want you regretting this in the morning."

            Kenyon: "I'm sober, man. I just want a big ostentatious tattoo of some lips behind my right ear. I've really thought this through, and I think it's timeless. There's absolutely no chance I will come to regret this later. Lips behind the ear. It just makes sense to me."

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            • DC
              Hall Of Fame
              • Oct 2002
              • 17996

              #7
              Re: K-Mart's tat

              Thats some gay stuff man.............

              Here is a story behind it

              <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_Uvs92hayVg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en& feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_Uvs92hayVg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en& feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
              Concrete evidence/videos please

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              • madmax17
                Rookie
                • Jun 2008
                • 379

                #8
                Re: K-Mart's tat

                His teammate has some wicked ones:





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                • GSW
                  Simnation
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 8041

                  #9
                  Re: K-Mart's tat

                  Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
                  Thats some gay stuff man.............

                  Here is a story behind it

                  <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_Uvs92hayVg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en& feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_Uvs92hayVg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en& feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
                  so he got it for a girl... even worse.
                  #Simnation

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                  • Dame
                    Sweettouch
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1246

                    #10
                    Re: K-Mart's tat

                    Originally posted by GSW
                    so he got it for a girl... even worse.
                    and his girl is Trina the rapper even worse.
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                    • ex carrabba fan
                      I'll thank him for you
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 32744

                      #11
                      Re: K-Mart's tat

                      He got swag... ever since I saw it in the pre-season, I've contemplated copy-catting him...

                      Or my own personal spin-off, I'd like to get the words "bite here" on my neck

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                      • Stumbleweed
                        Livin' the dream
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 6279

                        #12
                        Re: K-Mart's tat

                        Kenyon: "No (what I'm sayin)."

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                        • GSW
                          Simnation
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 8041

                          #13
                          Re: K-Mart's tat

                          Originally posted by sweettouch
                          and his girl is Trina the rapper even worse.
                          Trina got cakes though.
                          #Simnation

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                          • DubTrey1
                            MVP
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 1023

                            #14
                            Re: K-Mart's tat

                            You have to admit though, some of thee guys take it too far. Look like bikers instead of NBA players. I am almostshocked when I see a guy without them.
                            Truly Blessed -

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                            • ProfessaPackMan
                              Bamma
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 63852

                              #15
                              Re: K-Mart's tat

                              I really hope that isn't the reason why he got it.

                              For Trina though, seriously...
                              #RespectTheCulture

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