2017 Offseason Thread
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1. Maybe he really loves Riley/Spoelstra even moreso than Snyder or Stevens.
2. Income tax
3. Maybe we're all wrong about Hayward and he'd actually prefer to move his family to Miami.NFL: Bills
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Lebron Fans will be like "We're on the same side now, we don't have to beef anymore. Kobe was my favorite player before Lebron, anyway".#RespectTheCultureComment
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Trust me that would be a whole new level of savage.
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Y'all bout to make JazzMan come thru on his warhorse shooting fire from his eyes and knocking people out with these Hayward leaving scenarios lol
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Y'all bout to make JazzMan come thru on his warhorse shooting fire from his eyes and knocking people out with these Hayward leaving scenarios lol
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Hilarious article from Shea Serrano about every non-Basketball thing the Warriors need to do this offseason:
My favorite part:
What do Steph Curry and Draymond Green need to do? I’m all the way ready for Steph to go Full Villain next season. And I don’t mean the version of Full Villain that we got from him this year where he grew a sort-of beard and started taking more and more of those Eff-You 3-pointers he’s begun to favor. I want TRUE FULL VILLAIN Steph Curry. Like, maybe he cusses some rival fans out during the Warriors-Cleveland Christmas game (“Merry Christmas, bitches!” he shouts at a cluster of Cavs fans as he swishes a 3 at the end of the second quarter). Or maybe he gets an Only God Can Judge Me tattoo across his neck. Maybe he shoves Steve Kerr during a timeout of a nationally televised game and then after that he tells everyone he’s decided to go by Steve Curry now. I want it. I want it all.
Likewise, we take Draymond and spin him in the opposite direction too. Give me FULL CHURCH-LOVING DRAYMOND. Give me Draymond quoting scripture in postgame press conferences, and then when someone says something like, “Wait, aren’t you the same guy who accidentally posted a picture of your penis on social media during the Olympics?” he responds with something like, “Well, the only thing I’m accidentally posting these days is the word of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.” We need a Freaky Friday situation to happen here. That’s how we make next season super-interesting.
Lol @ Steve Curry.
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Go be serious somewhere else and just enjoy the joke, lol.Last edited by ProfessaPackMan; 06-09-2017, 05:38 PM.#RespectTheCultureComment
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Jim Harden.
That one needs to be bellowed out over the den of police in a 1940s pulp noir.
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