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  • Boltman
    L.A. to S.D. to HI
    • Mar 2004
    • 18283

    #571
    Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

    Originally posted by ProfessaPackMan
    If Lebron decides to go to LA after next year...if we thought Laker Fans were bad during the Kobe years, that annoyance is going to multiply x1,000,000,000 if he were go to there and the Lebron Fans follow.


    I don't think I could handle that, man.
    Relaaaaaaax lol.

    That's absurd.

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    • 23
      yellow
      • Sep 2002
      • 66469

      #572
      Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

      It would be more awkward than anything because Kobe fans spend a lot of time crapping on LeBron.

      but we know this aint happening anyway lol.

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      • Yeah...THAT Guy
        Once in a Lifetime Memory
        • Dec 2006
        • 17294

        #573
        Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

        Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
        What's more enticing in Miami than Boston or Utah apart from the location?
        I can think of 3 potential reasons:

        1. Maybe he really loves Riley/Spoelstra even moreso than Snyder or Stevens.
        2. Income tax
        3. Maybe we're all wrong about Hayward and he'd actually prefer to move his family to Miami.
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        • JazzMan
          SOLDIER, First Class...
          • Feb 2012
          • 13547

          #574
          Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

          He ain't goin' nowhere

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          • ProfessaPackMan
            Bamma
            • Mar 2008
            • 63852

            #575
            Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

            Originally posted by 23
            It would be more awkward than anything because Kobe fans spend a lot of time crapping on LeBron.

            but we know this aint happening anyway lol.
            Kobe Fans will be like "Ya'll ain't real Laker Fans, ya'll weren't here during the struggle"


            Lebron Fans will be like "We're on the same side now, we don't have to beef anymore. Kobe was my favorite player before Lebron, anyway".
            #RespectTheCulture

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            • 23
              yellow
              • Sep 2002
              • 66469

              #576
              Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

              Originally posted by ProfessaPackMan
              Kobe Fans will be like "Ya'll ain't real Laker Fans, ya'll weren't here during the struggle"


              Lebron Fans will be like "We're on the same side now, we don't have to beef anymore. Kobe was my favorite player before Lebron, anyway".
              Kobe fans would just point out every mistake he makes to say he aint kobe.

              Trust me that would be a whole new level of savage.

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              • King_B_Mack
                All Star
                • Jan 2009
                • 24450

                #577
                Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

                Y'all bout to make JazzMan come thru on his warhorse shooting fire from his eyes and knocking people out with these Hayward leaving scenarios lol


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                • JazzMan
                  SOLDIER, First Class...
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 13547

                  #578
                  Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

                  Originally posted by King_B_Mack
                  Y'all bout to make JazzMan come thru on his warhorse shooting fire from his eyes and knocking people out with these Hayward leaving scenarios lol


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                  Rabble rabble rabble


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                  Last edited by JazzMan; 06-09-2017, 12:46 PM.
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                  • Vni
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 14833

                    #579
                    Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

                    I can't even tell that's a montage.

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                    • Yeah...THAT Guy
                      Once in a Lifetime Memory
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 17294

                      #580
                      Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

                      Originally posted by JazzMan
                      Rabble rabble rabble


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                      • JazzMan
                        SOLDIER, First Class...
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 13547

                        #581
                        Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

                        Originally posted by Yeah...THAT Guy
                        Have you ever considered a career in graphic design?
                        It's funny, I actually have 3 semesters of graphic design.

                        You can see why I dropped out. 😉

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                        • ProfessaPackMan
                          Bamma
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 63852

                          #582
                          Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

                          Hilarious article from Shea Serrano about every non-Basketball thing the Warriors need to do this offseason:





                          My favorite part:

                          What do Steph Curry and Draymond Green need to do? I’m all the way ready for Steph to go Full Villain next season. And I don’t mean the version of Full Villain that we got from him this year where he grew a sort-of beard and started taking more and more of those Eff-You 3-pointers he’s begun to favor. I want TRUE FULL VILLAIN Steph Curry. Like, maybe he cusses some rival fans out during the Warriors-Cleveland Christmas game (“Merry Christmas, bitches!” he shouts at a cluster of Cavs fans as he swishes a 3 at the end of the second quarter). Or maybe he gets an Only God Can Judge Me tattoo across his neck. Maybe he shoves Steve Kerr during a timeout of a nationally televised game and then after that he tells everyone he’s decided to go by Steve Curry now. I want it. I want it all.

                          Likewise, we take Draymond and spin him in the opposite direction too. Give me FULL CHURCH-LOVING DRAYMOND. Give me Draymond quoting scripture in postgame press conferences, and then when someone says something like, “Wait, aren’t you the same guy who accidentally posted a picture of your penis on social media during the Olympics?” he responds with something like, “Well, the only thing I’m accidentally posting these days is the word of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.” We need a Freaky Friday situation to happen here. That’s how we make next season super-interesting.

                          Lol @ Steve Curry.


                          I'm about to start calling NBA Players by shorter versions of their names like ****. Le James, Tony Davis, Kev Durant, Kris Porzingis, Jim Harden..
                          Last edited by ProfessaPackMan; 06-09-2017, 05:17 PM.
                          #RespectTheCulture

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                          • Majingir
                            Moderator
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 47510

                            #583
                            Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

                            The only way Steph goes full villain is if he leaves the Warriors and goes to Cleveland or San Antonio or something.

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                            • ProfessaPackMan
                              Bamma
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 63852

                              #584
                              Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

                              Go be serious somewhere else and just enjoy the joke, lol.
                              Last edited by ProfessaPackMan; 06-09-2017, 05:38 PM.
                              #RespectTheCulture

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                              • Fresh Tendrils
                                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 36131

                                #585
                                Re: 2017 Offseason Thread

                                Jim Harden.

                                That one needs to be bellowed out over the den of police in a 1940s pulp noir.



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