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  • Skerik
    Living in this tube
    • Mar 2004
    • 5215

    #1

    The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

    Well folks, this is it. The Eagles suck, the Flyers suck, and baseball season is almost half a year away. The Sixers are our only hope and the time is now to get behind them.





    Is there a better starting five in the NBA? I really don't think so. And yes, before anyone asks, Kevin Ollie is actually rumored to be starting for this team with Ashton Korver coming off the bench. Talk about an embarassment of riches. Korver off the bench? That's depth, baby! Double K for trey!

    As we enter the new season, questions abound. Such as....

    At what point in the season will Mo Cheeks realize that a coaching commitment to defense is impossible to install with a roster of players who have no interest or ability in playing defense?

    Will the NBA preemptively give Kyle Korver the 6th Man award, or will they actually make him play out the season?

    Can Samuel Dalembert regress even further than he did last season?

    Can Chris Webber jump higher than 2 inches?

    Which will happen first - Billy King gets fired, makes a horrendous trade, or signs another former Duke player who stinks?

    Has anyone actually realized that Ivan McFarlin is on the Sixers? And more importantly, does anyone know who Ivan McFarlin is?

    Me personally, I'm looking forward to an exciting season. That excitement may not translate into a lot of wins, but this is the NBA! This is showtime! It's all about the excitement. Let's keep this thread active throughout the year, if for no other reason than that all other Philadelphia sports suck. At least my expectations for this team are low enough such that they can't possibly disappoint me. Woohoo!
    Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
    Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.
  • Sully
    Hall Of Fame
    • Feb 2003
    • 16003

    #2
    Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

    Philly has a basketball team?

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    • Skerik
      Living in this tube
      • Mar 2004
      • 5215

      #3
      Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

      When we come storming out of the gate and you want on the bandwagon, I'm totally not letting you on.

      "Sip it Steve! It's hot! Instant Korver!"
      Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
      Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.

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      • Sully
        Hall Of Fame
        • Feb 2003
        • 16003

        #4
        Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

        I'm not sure what exactly there is to be excited about. I'll save everyone the trouble now. The most likely scenario is we'll finish in the 8-10 range in the conference. This guarantees us a pick in the upcoming draft that will amount to nothing more than a role player.

        Until they blow it up (King, Webber, Iverson all must go), this team will be stuck in mediocrity.

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        • Skerik
          Living in this tube
          • Mar 2004
          • 5215

          #5
          Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

          Originally posted by Sully
          I'm not sure what exactly there is to be excited about. I'll save everyone the trouble now. The most likely scenario is we'll finish in the 8-10 range in the conference. This guarantees us a pick in the upcoming draft that will amount to nothing more than a role player.

          Until they blow it up (King, Webber, Iverson all must go), this team will be stuck in mediocrity.
          Well, yeah. But let's be realistic here. Iverson isn't going anywhere because he's a gate attraction. Attendance is going to be horrific this year with Iverson and there's no way he'll be traded for youth even though it's clearly the right move for the franchise right now.

          Webber isn't going anywhere either. Who wants a power forward who can't jump, plays turnstile defense and who also has an enormously enormous contract? He's here to stay. But frankly, I'd rather watch him than Kenny Thomas.

          King, obviously, has painted us into a corner in both situations. He needs to be fired, ASAP. In a perfect world, the team would finish out of the playoffs this year, King would be fired at the earliest possible opportunity, and our youth would actually develop this year instead of either treading water (Iguodala) or regressing (Dalembert).

          The problem is that with Iverson, this team is good enough to barely make the playoffs, get smoked in the first round, and screw themselves out of a lottery pick. Doing that every year, with an inept GM, it's almost impossible to improve in the NBA.
          Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
          Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.

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          • K_rob11
            MVP
            • Sep 2005
            • 1465

            #6
            Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

            Big sixer fan here...born in South Philly, reside here in jacksonville....but i had no choice to become a sixer fan since my dad kinda forced it down our throats when i was a kid lol....but yeah....i share the same sentiments as u guys....same team, same results, same draft pick, different year....
            wash, rinse, release....or however the hell that saying goes....The one bright spot this season seems to be watching Rodney Carney play, but if he turns out to be any good, im sure the sixers will trade him away
            "Basketball is my favorite sport
            I like the way they dribble up and down the court
            Just like I'm the King on the microphone so is Dr. J and Moses Malone"

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            • margaretcho
              Rookie
              • Jun 2006
              • 6

              #7
              Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

              "this team is good enough to barely make the playoffs, get smoked in the first round, and screw themselves out of a lottery pick."

              I see nothing wrong with that philosophy.

              Sincerely,

              The Utah Jazz

              --

              Can you provide us non-Philly residents with Ann Iverson updates?

              Thanks much!

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              • Skerik
                Living in this tube
                • Mar 2004
                • 5215

                #8
                Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

                Originally posted by margaretcho
                Can you provide us non-Philly residents with Ann Iverson updates?

                Thanks much!
                DID TAWANNA TELL YOU THAT?

                See, that's the kind of stuff I'm talking about. Forget what happens on the hardwood this year, it's going to be high comedy both on and off the floor. This is the NBA - all about the entertainment. Few teams have the potential to be as entertaining as the Sixers this year.

                Sixers vs Hawks tonight! Clash of the titans!!!
                Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
                Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.

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                • Jimplication
                  MVP
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 3591

                  #9
                  Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

                  I am expecting Hip-Hop to have a breakout season.
                  Enjoy football? Enjoy Goal Line Blitz!

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                  • Sully
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 16003

                    #10
                    Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

                    I just ordered my playoff tickets. We're going all the way. Unstoppable.

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                    • TheLetterZ
                      All Star
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 6752

                      #11
                      Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

                      Originally posted by Sully
                      I just ordered my playoff tickets. We're going all the way. Unstoppable.
                      I'm so glad that I have season tickets. I have first dibs on NBA Finals tickets, bitch!

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                      • Sully
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 16003

                        #12
                        Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

                        Originally posted by ZXLT
                        I'm so glad that I have season tickets. I have first dibs on NBA Finals tickets, bitch!
                        Dude, that's not something I'd be bragging about in public.

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                        • ex carrabba fan
                          I'll thank him for you
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 32744

                          #13
                          Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

                          This thread is pretty damn funny. Bless you Philadephiaens.

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                          • Skerik
                            Living in this tube
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 5215

                            #14
                            Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

                            Sixers 105, Magic 103. At Orlando.

                            39 & 10 for AI, including the game-winner with 2.2 on the clock.

                            That, my friends, is a big win.
                            Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
                            Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.

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                            • Sully
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 16003

                              #15
                              Re: The 06-07 Philadelphia 76ers - Are You Kiddin' Me?

                              We're all alone in first place. Mark it on the calendar because it won't happen again this year.

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