Props to the first to do so.
Here 'tis:
***ch a hint ****s! This game is a bigger ***astrophe post-patch than it ever was before. It's now ***** and the game is more unplayable than it was the day of release. Because of the punch input lag, poor boxer movement (so slow you feel like a ***tle in quicksand), decreased punch effectiveness, lack of one punch KO, the game now ***ers to players with max punch accuracy who jab spam or body spam and back away the whole fight. Now every match leaves you in a ***atonic state because they all go the distance. Every fight feels the exact same. I'd rather ** a screaming kindergarten slumber party than play this game as it is right now.
Here 'tis:
***ch a hint ****s! This game is a bigger ***astrophe post-patch than it ever was before. It's now ***** and the game is more unplayable than it was the day of release. Because of the punch input lag, poor boxer movement (so slow you feel like a ***tle in quicksand), decreased punch effectiveness, lack of one punch KO, the game now ***ers to players with max punch accuracy who jab spam or body spam and back away the whole fight. Now every match leaves you in a ***atonic state because they all go the distance. Every fight feels the exact same. I'd rather ** a screaming kindergarten slumber party than play this game as it is right now.