THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

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  • rabbitfistssaipailo
    MVP
    • Nov 2017
    • 1625

    #1

    THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

    The rain slid down pouring outside the window of the taxi . I couldn't read the paper for much longer . The
    motion sickness was getting to me . I was still sick from the malaria I had picked up in Brazil of our last
    adventure . deep in the mountains we had taken a case to find out who big cee really is . My partner dave _s

    and i had lost him deep in the amazon jungle .

    I guess ricky -j was wrong or right depending on how you look
    at it . All I know is after three weeks of battling mosquitoes and listening to Dave go on and on about how he missed his cat .. I almost lost my mind and choked the male nurse who had dreams of becoming a professional
    Fifa player .


    My pride was hurt ...but I had to admit defeat and return to the city of OSF . Home sweet home .


    I got out of the cab . Paid the man his fare ,looked up at the pouring heavens and took in the stench with a
    deep breath . The smell was everywhere . Jesus that smell . I did not even bother to use the umbrella in my hand . Dave would be upstairs . good man , loyal friend .


    I slowly walked up the stairs , grabbing the railing for support . My drenched overcoat dripping with rain . Step
    by step .



    The offices of Rabbit and Dave , private investigators was on the third floor about the size of a two bedroom
    apartment . I walked through the doors fully aware that dave was in early sorting out the mail .


    '' Rabbit that you ? " , dave asked as looked around the reception . Our secretary had run off to las Vegas to pursue her dreams of becoming one those girls who carry numbers on cards , clad in tiny shorts at MMA
    events . It was just me and Dave .



    " who else would it be " , i said . How Dave put up with my nasty nature i do not know . I guess he was used
    to it .



    " come now Sai ...it's too early to be this moody "

    " bro i do not know ...brazil left a sour taste in my mouth "

    Dave sighed and tossed a letter across the table to me , " what's this a bill , you know I'm dyslexic when i don't

    have money " , i responded as i regarded the letter with indifference .

    " i was slid under the front door , i saw it when i came in earlier " .

    " who's it from ? "

    " Macgowan "

    " what ? no ****ing way ".

    " letter says he's at the Full guard Hotel and he has something important to discuss with us and it involves

    some information that we will find valuable " .

    " you don't say ... " , i exclaimed as crossed my legs on the table . " well we might as well have breakfast at the

    Full guard then ...hopefully Mac will pick up the check ".

    Dave responded by grabbing his jacket as i searched for a match to light up .

    The both us made our way down the stairs and discussed brazil . We both agreed to get our money back from

    zombie Rommel as his tip off on Bigcee had literally left us stuck up a creek without a paddle .

    we both stood under the cover of the Signage and scanned the street for a taxi . I looked at my watch . It was

    almost noon .

    Just then black a limousine pulled up in front of us and the tinted windows rolled down and a familiar voice I

    hadn't heard in awhile said " good day ...I believe the both of you should get in the car " .

    " Imuh boxer !!!! " , we both chorused in surprise .

    Dave and I looked at each other as the door opened and climbed in .

    we hadn't seen boxer since before the head bobbing scandal case ... good old days I thought .

    The usual pleasantries where exchanged . then boxer looked us dead in the eye and spoke seriously .

    " Rabbit .. dave , you guys are the best at what you do , and my client who shall remain nameless is in need of

    your services ".

    " this a case " , Dave asked , taking the words right out of my mouth .

    " yes ", Imuh Boxer confirmed and smiled .

    " well go on you have our attention " .

    " well , let's refer to my client as lets say ...hmmm. lurch "

    " lurch !!! ? who's that ? "

    " No one you know ... but he has a problem . you see he is very much invested in EA Sports UFC 3 , and he's

    been having trouble with game and for someone with such resources and rank , he is used to getting what he

    wants one way or the other . Thing is guys word on the street is the developers of the game are set to release a

    new patch . I don't know when but my client wants to find out what is in the patch before hand "

    " why ? " , Dave asked .

    " Does it matter all . I know is that my client , lurch is willing to pay handsomely for information on the

    patch " .

    " hmmmm " , I thought and watched as Boxer reached for a brief case and slid across the seat to me .

    " the usual fee plus expenses " , he confirmed as i snapped the case open . " there is information in the files

    there you will need " .

    the limo stopped and Boxer said he needed news before Wednesday .

    Dave got out first and I followed .

    The limo sped off down the street .

    Dave and I looked at each other . We already knew where to start . we had to see Aholbert .

    To be continued .

    Sent from my Infinix Zero 4 using Tapatalk
  • chapmandachamp
    Rookie
    • Jul 2014
    • 379

    #2
    Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

    Tell us more!


    Sent from my iPhone using Operation Sports

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    • xFINISHxHIMx
      Banned
      • Aug 2017
      • 747

      #3
      Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

      ok edit Posting that gif failed a shame
      Last edited by xFINISHxHIMx; 04-24-2018, 05:41 PM.

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      • Dave_S
        Dave
        • Apr 2016
        • 7835

        #4
        Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

        I have no idea who this guy is but he's quickly becoming my favorite poster outside of A-Aron, Geoffery, and Da_Shizzle.

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        • Lurch
          Rookie
          • Jul 2016
          • 354

          #5
          Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

          Originally posted by Dave_S
          I have no idea who this guy is but he's quickly becoming my favorite poster outside of A-Aron, Geoffery, and Da_Shizzle.
          Whos that's

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          • MacGowan
            Sassy
            • Jun 2017
            • 1681

            #6
            Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

            Lurch has to be in this story.

            Edit: You're a genius.

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            • Dave_S
              Dave
              • Apr 2016
              • 7835

              #7
              Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

              Originally posted by Lurch
              Whos that's
              Who's that who?

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              • TheShizNo1
                Asst 2 the Comm Manager
                • Mar 2007
                • 26341

                #8
                Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch



                Sent from my SM-G950U using Operation Sports mobile app
                Originally posted by Mo
                Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
                Originally posted by Mo
                You underestimate my laziness
                Originally posted by Mo
                **** ya


                ...

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                • Dave_S
                  Dave
                  • Apr 2016
                  • 7835

                  #9
                  Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

                  Originally posted by TheShizNo1


                  Sent from my SM-G950U using Operation Sports mobile app
                  Surely you appreciate this Shiz.

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                  • TheRizzzle
                    MVP
                    • Apr 2016
                    • 1443

                    #10
                    Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

                    Originally posted by Dave_S
                    I have no idea who this guy is but he's quickly becoming my favorite poster outside of A-Aron, Geoffery, and Da_Shizzle.
                    Lol.

                    Sent from my SM-N920V using Tapatalk

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                    • GameplayDevUFC
                      Former EA Sports UFC Gameplay Developer
                      • Jun 2014
                      • 2830

                      #11
                      Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

                      Man you guys are desperate aren't you.

                      Good news, patch spoilers incoming.

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                      • TheUFCVeteran
                        Pro
                        • May 2016
                        • 878

                        #12
                        Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

                        Originally posted by GameplayDevUFC
                        Man you guys are desperate aren't you.

                        Good news, patch spoilers incoming.

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                        • ZombieRommel
                          EA Game Changer
                          • Apr 2016
                          • 659

                          #13
                          Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

                          No, no, no! Find The Door is in Brazil! I told you he likes to take a daily expedition into the rainforest with Big Nog after they both feed their pet bus. They wander around practicing Jui Jitsu, clinch entries, and searching high and low for the ever elusive door.

                          To find Big Cee, you have to scour his usual haunts: mattress stores, stuffed animal boutiques, the Snuggie factory, etc.

                          You're not getting your money back because YOU screwed up!
                          ZombieRommel on YouTube - UFC3 coverage has begun!

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                          • l The Spider l
                            Rookie
                            • Apr 2017
                            • 107

                            #14
                            Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

                            This is gold

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                            • l The Spider l
                              Rookie
                              • Apr 2017
                              • 107

                              #15
                              Re: THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch

                              I feel like Find The Door and Big Nog saddled up on their pet bus and traveled by land sea and air across the pond to find the ever elusive EdParker for a rematch in ESFL and Patch Spoilers can be found there also so you’d be killing two birds with one stone

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