You know your Obsessed with Wrestling when....

[ballerzinc]

here's a pretty funny list I found http://mikeheine.blogspot.com/2006/0...wrestling.html

[WTF]

Re: You know your Obsessed with Wrestling when....

Quite funny... I enjoyed that read.

[JohnDoe8865]

Re: You know your Obsessed with Wrestling when....

I like these -

-your best friend is in a bad mood and you wonder if he's turning heel.

-you call your group of friends a stable.

-you hit your co-worker in the head with a chair while your manager is distracting him.

-after an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and then after you raise both yours and your friend's arms in the air, as he looks to the side, you clothesline him.

-if you lose a job, you change your look and name before starting a new one.
-whenever someone asks "Do you know what time it is?"You respond "It's Vader time!!!"

-if you walk into church and slap people's hands in the pews while walking down the aisle.

-you get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.

-you clean your teeth after a meal with a toothpick and then throw it at the person opposite you.

-when in a fight you get down on two knees and beg the other guy not to hit you, and then you nail him with a low blow.

-you refer to everyone you talk to as "brother".

-you actually read this whole list.

[WTF]

Re: You know your Obsessed with Wrestling when....

:y4: Yeah, some of them actually made me laugh out loud... other's drew a chuckle from me.

[TimmeH]

Re: You know your Obsessed with Wrestling when....

I loved the one about ECW/Car Crash

[rockchisler]

Re: You know your Obsessed with Wrestling when....

you walk up to get your diploma, and the graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience and shout "OOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!"

I did that during our graduation rehearsal for high school 1992 complete with the finger point and slow spin

[Altimus]

Re: You know your Obsessed with Wrestling when....

Some hilarious stuff on there.

I liked these most:

-instead of telling your kids a bedtime story you put them in a sleeper hold.

-when you see a road accident you rush into the wreckage, stand over the victim and start chanting "ECW! ECW! ECW!"

-when you're getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly believe that with a little crowd support, you can turn this thing around.

-when a guy steals your girl, you consider it an angle.

-if whenever you walk into a party you tell them to"cut the music".

-after an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and then after you raise both yours and your friend's arms in the air, as he looks to the side, you clothesline him.

-when you go to a Japanese restaurant, you start a "USA! USA!" chant.

-if you walk into church and slap people's hands in the pews while walking down the aisle.

-you clean your teeth after a meal with a toothpick and then throw it at the person opposite you.

-when you girlfriend dumps you, you tell her she couldn't "play with the big boys", and that she will never get past mid-card status.

-everytime you go to church, you wait for the minister to quote something from the Book Of Austin.

[Spear]

Re: You know your Obsessed with Wrestling when....

lol great list, it felt like it was written during WCW's hayday...when people were actually obsessed with wrestling.