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  • Dr.J
    Pro
    • Sep 2006
    • 475

    #1

    Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

    "Now, don't get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn't vacuum? And since the chemo made her "not in the mood", I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she's talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she's not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault."

    Insert taken from his book.
    Last edited by Dr.J; 10-24-2007, 11:07 AM.
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  • SidVish
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    • Apr 2003
    • 11743

    #2
    Re: Batista is a moron

    Originally posted by Dr.J
    "Now, don't get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn't vacuum? And since the chemo made her "not in the mood", I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she's talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she's not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault."

    Insert taken from his book.

    Yikes! What a prick!
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    • Jerbear
      Pro
      • Jul 2006
      • 708

      #3
      Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

      What a doucebag!

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      • USF11
        C*rr*ntly *n L*f* T*lt
        • Jun 2003
        • 4245

        #4
        Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

        Originally posted by Dr.J
        "Now, don't get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn't vacuum? And since the chemo made her "not in the mood", I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she's talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she's not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault."

        Insert taken from his book.
        I am guessing this can't be real, and just an embellishment to sell books.
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        • The 24th Letter
          ERA
          • Oct 2007
          • 39373

          #5
          Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

          I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road.


          WORST. STATEMENT. EVER.

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          • Beantown
            #DoYourJob
            • Feb 2005
            • 31523

            #6
            Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed



            "I take full responsibility for my actions...even thought it was her fault."

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            • sportznut02
              The buzz is palpable now!
              • Dec 2004
              • 8064

              #7
              Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

              wow sounds like one hell of a guy.
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              • The GIGGAS
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                • Mar 2003
                • 28474

                #8
                Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                Good God! Batista's a moron.
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                • JiggidyJames
                  All Star
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 5267

                  #9
                  Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                  I read a few other excerpts and it sounds like a must read.
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                  • TJdaSportsGuy
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 11146

                    #10
                    Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed


                    Batista wrote a book? Shouldn't there be a rule that you have to have actually read a book before you can write one?

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                    • mgoblue
                      Go Wings!
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 25477

                      #11
                      Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                      Originally posted by TJdaSportsGuy

                      Batista wrote a book? Shouldn't there be a rule that you have to have actually read a book before you can write one?
                      Exactly! Sounds like he's a total asshat.
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                      • Altimus
                        Chelsea, Assemble!
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 27283

                        #12
                        Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                        Originally posted by TJdaSportsGuy

                        Batista wrote a book? Shouldn't there be a rule that you have to have actually read a book before you can write one?


                        Just wow to that statement. One's IQ must actually drop after reading that garbage.

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                        • Aggies7
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                          • Jan 2005
                          • 9495

                          #13
                          Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                          Originally posted by TJdaSportsGuy

                          Batista wrote a book? Shouldn't there be a rule that you have to have actually read a book before you can write one?
                          Now thats funny. But yea he does sound like a total prick.
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                          • mgoblue
                            Go Wings!
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 25477

                            #14
                            Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                            I feel bad for the guy who had to read Batista's notes and ghostwrite that into a book....

                            He had to turn "Duh, uh, hmmmm, yeah, threesome, cancer, uhhhhhhh" into something coherent.
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                            • ProStylez
                              Goon Squad
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 1988

                              #15
                              Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                              Am I wrong for finding it so rude it was actually funny? "Yeah she had cancer but she could still vaccum" that cracked me up

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