Dirt Sheet Generator

[soltrain]

I've had a couple of funny ones pop up. Post some really good ones you get here.

http://lolwrestling.com/play/sheet/index.php

[TripleCrown9]

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Kelly Kelly: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in WWE because the way we work in WWE is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with Intelligence, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a Powerbomb or a punch to the Back, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because My girlfriend is pregnant, but there's no Steroids or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.

This one is funny because Kelly Kelly talking about working smart, and it implies she's a lesbian.

[Scruffychicken]

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This one was just crazy lol

Marketing ideas for Stone Cold Steve Austin vs John CenaIn the new HSPCA issue featuring a piece on a day in the life of Paul Heyman, the WWE executive says they are looking to the Twilight movie series to market Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. John Cena at Raw. 'Think Team Edward vs. Team Jacob,' they said.

[TheVinylHippo]

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John Cena says WWE is knocking on their door but they're staying put. When a fan asked John Cena if they would be showing up at WWE's Monday Night Raw, they replied:
'Nope! I'm Happy Where I Am. No Monday Night Raw for Me!!! WWE Is Knocking On My Door, But I Won't Answer."


Earlier in the week, John Cena told The Shockmaster:
'He's about as green as I've ever see a worker.'

John Cena also wished CM Punk much success in WWE, after making comments in the past about CM Punk using the Anaconda Vise.

[rangerrick012]

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Rumours on Mark Henry & John Cena tag team

Despite several botched attempts at establishing Mark Henry and John Cena as a viable tag team, WWE officials are said to be committed to getting them over at the Royal Rumble. The dynamic between D-Lo Brown and CM Punk is being seen as a blueprint for what WWE will do with Mark Henry and John Cena, with John Cena doing Mark Henry’s dirty work for now and then eventually turning babyface and feuding with Mark Henry


Mark Henry cleared of battery charge
USA reports that Mark Henry has been cleared of a battery charge following a recent altercation with an adult male outside of a St. Louis restaurant.
According to the police report, Mark Henry and John Cena were leaving the restaurant when a man, who is described as being inebriated, approached John Cena. The man became pissed after John Cena told the drunkard to go away. Mark Henry intervened and took the man down to the ground.
Mark Henry held the man down until police arrived, but was arrested on suspicion of battery, a charge that has since been dropped due to lack of evidence.

Mark Henry told USA they should have been arrested and that they'd have a good case to file a lawsuit.

"I'm a fake fighter,"Mark Henry added. "My knee isn't a deadly weapon."

[TheVinylHippo]

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I got the same thing, but with a different twist:

Triple H cleared of Battery charge

ESPN reports that Triple H has been cleared of a battery charge following a recent altercation with an adult male outside of a Austin restaurant.

According to the police report, Triple H and Daniel Bryan were leaving the restaurant when a man, who is described as being inebriated, approached Daniel Bryan. The man became agitated after Daniel Bryan told the drunkard to go away. Triple H intervened and took the man down to the ground.

Triple H held the man down until police arrived, but was arrested on suspicion of battery, a charge that has since been dropped due to lack of evidence.

Triple H told ESPN they should have been arrested and that they'd have a good case to file a lawsuit.

"I'm a fake fighter,"Triple H added. "My nose isn't a deadly weapon." - LOL

[zmcman1]

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Hornswoggle cleared of battery charge

NAMBLA reports that Hornswoggle has been cleared of a battery charge following a recent altercation with an adult male outside of a Baton Rouge, Louisiana restaurant.

According to the police report, Hornswoggle and Dolph Ziggler were leaving the restaurant when a man, who is described as being inebriated, approached Dolph Ziggler. The man became funky after Dolph Ziggler told the drunkard to go away. Hornswoggle intervened and took the man down to the ground.
Hornswoggle held the man down until police arrived, but was arrested on suspicion of battery, a charge that has since been dropped due to lack of evidence.

Hornswoggle told NAMBLA they should have been arrested and that they'd have a good case to file a lawsuit.

"I'm a fake fighter,"Hornswoggle added. "My penis isn't a deadly weapon."

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Funkasaurus on adapting to the WWE style of wrestling

Funkasaurus: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in WWE because the way we work in WWE is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with want, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a Walls of Jericho or a punch to the arm, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because the dog ate the whole wheel of cheese, but there's no line of coke or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.

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CM Punk correction


Although previous reports noted that former WWE star CM Punk worked this past weekend's Raw, Chris Jericho reported on Twitter that CM Punk did NOT in fact partner against them, but rather Stone Cold Steve Austin was Vickie Guerrero's partner for a tag match against Chris Jericho and Dolph Ziggler.
Our live reporters mistook CM Punk for Stone Cold Steve Austin.

^^^I can see this happening down the road. Punk leaves for a few months to heal some injuries, meanwhile Jericho attacks his "best in the world" persona while Vickie and Dolph have a falling out. Punk shows up unannounced at a house show and the wrestling sites blow up. The always sharp witted Jericho then tries to convince everyone that it was Stone Cold rather than Punk.

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[OSUFan_88]

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Jeff Hardy cleared of battery charge
World Wildlife Fund reports that Jeff Hardy has been cleared of a battery charge following a recent altercation with an adult male outside of a Crackhouse in Columbia restaurant.
According to the police report, Jeff Hardy and Vince McMahon were leaving the restaurant when a man, who is described as being inebriated, approached Vince McMahon. The man became overly excited after Vince McMahon told the drunkard to go away. Jeff Hardy intervened and took the man down to the ground.
Jeff Hardy held the man down until police arrived, but was arrested on suspicion of battery, a charge that has since been dropped due to lack of evidence.
Jeff Hardy told World Wildlife Fund they should have been arrested and that they'd have a good case to file a lawsuit.
"I'm a fake fighter,"Jeff Hardy added. "My neck isn't a deadly weapon."

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WWE wants Blue Meanie back
Blue Meanie says WWE is knocking on their door but they're staying put. When a fan asked Blue Meanie if they would be showing up at WWE's RAW, they replied:
'Nope! I'm Happy Where I Am. No RAW for Me!!! WWE Is Knocking On My Door, But I Won't Answer."
Earlier in the week, Blue Meanie told Ric Flair:
'YOU'RE FIRED!'
Blue Meanie also wished Sean Stasiak much success in WWE, after making comments in the past about Sean Stasiak using the Stink face

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Morale within WWE
Backstage morale is said to be very bad in WWE these days. Some of the wrestlers who WWE used at the set of tapings before RAW who weren't regulars have been telling friends that they couldn't believe how bad morale is in the company.
The general consensus behind the scenes is that many of the \"top names\" in WWE from the early 2000's era are simply working for to collect paychecks with little regard for the longterm direction or health of the company.
Many of WWE's young talent are afraid that they are either entering or in the middle of their athletic primes with no sign of their careers going anywhere. Many WWE stars are weighing their options and considering jumping ship when their contracts expire, even those who have been with the company from the beginning.
The majority of WWE's young talent are completely fed up with Blue Meanie, Kurt Angle and Vince McMahon. The resentment towards Blue Meanie and Kurt Angle is that they have all the crack necessary to bring real change to WWE, but haven't seemed to come up with any good ideas on their own. As for Vince McMahon, the young talent has lost whatever confidence they had.
Most wrestlers on the roster will openly say that WWE should have hired Ric Flair last year when they had the chance, because they wanted to focus the entire promotion on young talent.

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Sin Cara on adapting to the WWE style of wrestling
Sin Cara: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in WWE because the way we work in WWE is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with faith, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a rake to the eyes or a punch to the arm, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because I really had to pee, but there's no crack or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.

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Paul Heyman correction
Although previous reports noted that former WWE star Paul Heyman worked this past weekend's Sunday Night Heat, Pyscho Sid reported on Twitter that Paul Heyman did NOT in fact partner against them, but rather Chris Benoit was Sin Cara's partner for a tag match against Pyscho Sid and Ahmed Johnson.
Our live reporters mistook Paul Heyman for Chris Benoit.

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Paul Heyman correction
Although previous reports noted that former WWE star Paul Heyman worked this past weekend's Sunday Night Heat, Pyscho Sid reported on Twitter that Paul Heyman did NOT in fact partner against them, but rather Chris Benoit was Sin Cara's partner for a tag match against Pyscho Sid and Ahmed Johnson.
Our live reporters mistook Paul Heyman for Chris Benoit.

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Returning from the grave might cause someone to look like Paul E.

Or is it the other way around? Paul E looks like someone from the grave... or is he from the grave... is he?

[TheVinylHippo]

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Heat on Sandman

Sandman got shouted at backstage at Wrestlemania 28 last night. A top WWE official ripped into Sandman for about five minutes due to the way they didn’t sell the Sharpshooter from Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Sandman was told that they are a piece of weed who doesn’t respect the business and will never amount to anything in WWE

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Sheamus holds a meeting with youngstersSheamus reportedly held a meeting with WWE talents on Tuesday before last week's SmackDown, where he stressed that the youngsters need to step up their games when it comes to telling stories in the ring. Apparently this is a common theme of Sheamus's in meetings. It's said that the youngsters on Tuesday weren't very receptive to the speech as they've heard it all before. CM Punk asked the youngsters if anyone had questions and nobody did. It was noted that Daniel Bryan and sidekick Dolph Ziggler were the only two people not in attendance for the meeting.

Spoiler

Update on Sheamus following penis related injury
Sheamus announced this evening on Facebook account that they had suffered a penis related injury and missed their scheduled matches in Cleveland as a result. Despite loss of muscle function, they worked a match at tonight's last week's SmackDown taping, wearing a jockstrap while competing.

[woody2goody]

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Our live reporters mistook Booker T for The Miz.

[Dirty Turtles]

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WWE NEW YORK TOUR CANCELLED
The originally planned local promoters for the now officially cancelled WWE New York City tour, Republican National Committee, recently sent out a statement explaining why the tour was cancelled: "if you rape a prostitute, is it considered shoplifting?" It would appear that the chicken crossing the road lead to the cancellation of the WWE New York City tour.