This weeks Raw is a 3 hour show. It's on as the same time as always in Canada just in case you wanted to watch it somewhere else.
Johnny Ace's job is on the line once again as Vinny Mac is coming in to hand out a job evaluation. I thought he didn't have any power anymore but that was more than 3 months ago.
The WWE's biggest menance is sure to make an appearance. None other than John Cena. Last week he lost another 12% of his fans for hating on Cole's My Little Pony collection not being aware of the joy they bring millions. I hear Cole has the biggest collection in the northeast. Cena then proceeded to beatdown the helpless announcer and pour BBQ sauce all over him then laugh about it. The physical assualt then continued until Cena was declared the victor of the match. Apparently he wasn't informed that friendship is magic. No apology has been issued by Mr. Cena. His previous verbal abuse of Eve and constant torment of David Otunga were also not apologized for. Eve and Otunga have been shown speaking at the WWE's anti-bullying rallies and it's quite obvious as to why. At least Otunga looks like he can defend himself. Poor Johnny Ace however ended up in a motorscooter following Cena's assault of him. A 46 year old ex-wrestler that had been retired for more than 10 years. Then he attacks a helpless announcer last week. It's quite appropriate his match at No Way Out with Big Show is in a cage because that's just where this animal belongs. Abusing a woman,his aging and retired boss,an announcer just trying to do his job and a wrestler that's still learning. For shame John Cena,FOR SHAME! Who's next? Vince better watch it. Cena WILL push a 66 year old senior citizen down the stairs.
At least Damien Sandow tried to class the place up and remove attention from this tomfoolery when Hornswaggle attempted to mock said incident,further traumatizing Cole. Word is Regal,Striker or Matthews may have to sit in on Raw as Cole is afraid of being further bullied. Hopefully Sandow will grace the world with his presence on Raw and help these sorts of people on the path to enlightenment.
Tyson Kidd & Justin Gabriel re-united on NXT last week and put on a spectacular show. Heck they made Heath Slater look good. Surely that earned them a tag title shot or at least TV time.
With 3 hours they have time for Ryback to derail another career. Last week when Stan Stansky was put down that ended his run of 12 consecutive wins. He was in line for a title shot and now he's on the shelf,he may never wrestle again. His real name is Stoney Hooker (yes really) so chances he'll get another shot anywhere again are unlikely because no one wants to hire a Stoney Hooker.
The HHH/Lesnar & Heyman confrontation has been added to No Way Out so won't be on Raw.
Wade Barrett's return should be immient. He mentioned on Twitter his schedule isn't going to allow him to watch England vs. France.
The divas have been missing for about 3 weeks. I'm not sure if the english muffin is still champ. I suppose there's time for them this week.
Christian and Cody will be having at it at No Way Out. I predict a tag team match playah! Cody & Ricardo vs. Christian & Santino?
Anyone care about Sheamus/ADR yet? I've still got nothing for those guys. International warfare or something.
I can only guess Daniel Bryan will have to face Kane in a there must be a winner match while Punk sits in on commentary. They're not only competing for the oh so prestigeous WWE title but for the love and affection of this girl!
Johnny Ace's job is on the line once again as Vinny Mac is coming in to hand out a job evaluation. I thought he didn't have any power anymore but that was more than 3 months ago.
The WWE's biggest menance is sure to make an appearance. None other than John Cena. Last week he lost another 12% of his fans for hating on Cole's My Little Pony collection not being aware of the joy they bring millions. I hear Cole has the biggest collection in the northeast. Cena then proceeded to beatdown the helpless announcer and pour BBQ sauce all over him then laugh about it. The physical assualt then continued until Cena was declared the victor of the match. Apparently he wasn't informed that friendship is magic. No apology has been issued by Mr. Cena. His previous verbal abuse of Eve and constant torment of David Otunga were also not apologized for. Eve and Otunga have been shown speaking at the WWE's anti-bullying rallies and it's quite obvious as to why. At least Otunga looks like he can defend himself. Poor Johnny Ace however ended up in a motorscooter following Cena's assault of him. A 46 year old ex-wrestler that had been retired for more than 10 years. Then he attacks a helpless announcer last week. It's quite appropriate his match at No Way Out with Big Show is in a cage because that's just where this animal belongs. Abusing a woman,his aging and retired boss,an announcer just trying to do his job and a wrestler that's still learning. For shame John Cena,FOR SHAME! Who's next? Vince better watch it. Cena WILL push a 66 year old senior citizen down the stairs.
At least Damien Sandow tried to class the place up and remove attention from this tomfoolery when Hornswaggle attempted to mock said incident,further traumatizing Cole. Word is Regal,Striker or Matthews may have to sit in on Raw as Cole is afraid of being further bullied. Hopefully Sandow will grace the world with his presence on Raw and help these sorts of people on the path to enlightenment.
Tyson Kidd & Justin Gabriel re-united on NXT last week and put on a spectacular show. Heck they made Heath Slater look good. Surely that earned them a tag title shot or at least TV time.
With 3 hours they have time for Ryback to derail another career. Last week when Stan Stansky was put down that ended his run of 12 consecutive wins. He was in line for a title shot and now he's on the shelf,he may never wrestle again. His real name is Stoney Hooker (yes really) so chances he'll get another shot anywhere again are unlikely because no one wants to hire a Stoney Hooker.
The HHH/Lesnar & Heyman confrontation has been added to No Way Out so won't be on Raw.
Wade Barrett's return should be immient. He mentioned on Twitter his schedule isn't going to allow him to watch England vs. France.
The divas have been missing for about 3 weeks. I'm not sure if the english muffin is still champ. I suppose there's time for them this week.
Christian and Cody will be having at it at No Way Out. I predict a tag team match playah! Cody & Ricardo vs. Christian & Santino?
Anyone care about Sheamus/ADR yet? I've still got nothing for those guys. International warfare or something.
I can only guess Daniel Bryan will have to face Kane in a there must be a winner match while Punk sits in on commentary. They're not only competing for the oh so prestigeous WWE title but for the love and affection of this girl!
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