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  • goh
    Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 20755

    #1

    Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

    It's Bret Hart appreciation night! Everyone best be on their game with the Excellence of Execution in attendance lest you receive a 4/10...or worse. According to recent interviews only The Shield and CM Punk are immue to being struck down with a 4/10 and Punk's not there. Even Vince and HBK are going to be there to bow down. But it's exclusively on The Score in Canada! Though somehow also exclusively on the WWE app. Just like how all that stuff during the break is exclusively on the WWE app and then they show it on TV when they come back. Bret gives their definition of "exclusively" a 0/10. Not even a 4.

    Kofi used up his US title rematch clause for a match that ended in DQ and became a tag team match playah! The Shield delivered once again both in terms of quality and winning. I supposed since it ended in DQ Kofi will get another shot at Ambrose. However with Roman Reigns injuring himself doing his most excellent Superman punch perhaps Freebird rules will be enacted and Ambrose will have to team with Rollins to defend the tag titles for a week or two as Team Friendship didn't use their rematch yet. D-Bry is working on being more intense first.

    Fandango and Jericho danced their way into the IC title feud stepping on the toes Miz and Wade Barrett. I guess SD creative loves 4 way non-sensical clusterclucks as much as Teddy loves tag team matches. That makes for a 16/40 in case you were wondering.

    One mister Paul E. Heyman debuted his newest client,the great Curtis Axel. Already gaining an apparent win over HHH and following it up by beating Sin Cara who is the HHH of Mexico.

    Sheamus the ignoramus decided to intrude on Damien Sandow and Matt Striker as they were actually trying to help educate and elighten people. That uncouth stolid ruffian naturally resorted to violence when failing the intellectual challenge amongst his erudite pards. Sheamus will undoubtedly be culpable for his ignoble actions. It truly is a shameful thing lobster head. Perhaps he should watch more than Downtown Abbey on PBS. Failing that they'll bring in P. Diddy to have a few words with him about being a star and not bullying people just because they're smarter and/or trying to help folks out.

    Ryback challenged Cena to an ambulance match at Payback and no one cared.

    Dolph Ziggler is still missing so ADR has nothing to do. Soon these titles will be as worthless as the rest of them.

    Despite being #1 contender already AJ continues to wrestle divas that aren't Kaitlyn. But we don't want them. We want Paige. And Layla. Most certainly Layla...

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  • Redacted01
    Hall Of Fame
    • Aug 2007
    • 10316

    #2
    Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

    Layla has to be bi at the least. Nobody gropes that much and doesn't like it.

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    • 55
      Banned
      • Mar 2006
      • 20857

      #3
      Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

      That preview just made me remember how much I miss Michelle McCool.

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      • bigbob
        MVP
        • Sep 2007
        • 10471

        #4
        Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

        So, when does Kaitlyn and Layla's sex tape come out?

        Also, I'm sick of seeing Bret. He never looks like he gives a **** (but for good reason). I've seen him at smaller "indy" shows and he's the same way.
        --

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        • Segagendude
          Banned
          • Aug 2008
          • 7940

          #5
          Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

          Think I'll pass. Bret looks worse and worse every time I see him, and Raw has been lame as of late.

          Now had it been a Stone Cold appreciation night, I'd get the DVR ready.

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          • Redacted01
            Hall Of Fame
            • Aug 2007
            • 10316

            #6
            Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

            Originally posted by Segagendude
            Think I'll pass. Bret looks worse and worse every time I see him, and Raw has been lame as of late.

            Now had it been a Stone Cold appreciation night, I'd get the DVR ready.
            To see him drink non-alcoholic beer to not influence Cena's fanbase?

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            • ubernoob
              ****
              • Jul 2004
              • 15522

              #7
              Its downton abbey.

              That being said, I have no expectations for this RAW. They've been lackluster as of late.

              Will probably have way too many cuts to military, Cena is going to be overbearing about Memorial day and we will get to see the National Guard of somewhere attending in their cammies because the army is dumb like that.
              bad

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              • Greekcian
                MVP
                • Aug 2012
                • 977

                #8
                Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

                Originally posted by Segagendude
                Think I'll pass. Bret looks worse and worse every time I see him, and Raw has been lame as of late.

                Now had it been a Stone Cold appreciation night, I'd get the DVR ready.
                Relax, the Bret Hart stuff is only in Canada (Or are you Canadian?). You're right in stating that Raw is lame as of late.
                That's not an insult, THAT is just a fact of life.

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                • Segagendude
                  Banned
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 7940

                  #9
                  Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

                  Originally posted by Greekcian
                  Relax, the Bret Hart stuff is only in Canada (Or are you Canadian?). You're right in stating that Raw is lame as of late.
                  No I'm not Canadian. But I also agree with bigbob in that he never looks like he wants to be there.

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                  • goh
                    Banned
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 20755

                    #10
                    Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

                    Originally posted by ubernoob
                    Will probably have way too many cuts to military, Cena is going to be overbearing about Memorial day and we will get to see the National Guard of somewhere attending in their cammies because the army is dumb like that.
                    Well it's in another nation. We don't have Memorial Day here. Our thing was last monday.

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                    • ubernoob
                      ****
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 15522

                      #11
                      Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

                      Originally posted by goh
                      Well it's in another nation. We don't have Memorial Day here. Our thing was last monday.
                      Didn't realize we were in Canada tonight, my bad.

                      Still expect something from Cena. As long as it's not too stupid I'm happy with it then.
                      bad

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                      • TheMatrix31
                        RF
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 52923

                        #12
                        Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

                        I love when the company honors our heroes. Vince is unabashed with his patriotism. I love it.

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                        • ubernoob
                          ****
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 15522

                          #13
                          Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

                          Originally posted by TheMatrix31
                          I love when the company honors our heroes. Vince is unabashed with his patriotism. I love it.
                          I like some things, but I don't need a 15 minute Cena speech telling me how much we rock.
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                          • TheMatrix31
                            RF
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 52923

                            #14
                            Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

                            Originally posted by ubernoob
                            I like some things, but I don't need a 15 minute Cena speech telling me how much we rock.
                            I'll take that over half the **** on the three hour shows recently.

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                            • Bellsprout
                              Hard Times.
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 25652

                              #15
                              Re: Raw 05/27/13 - Best there is...best there was...best there ever will be!

                              I find WWE's patriotism stuff overdone most of the time.

                              We get it. You like America. A lot. We all do. That's not why I'm watching your program.
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                              A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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