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  • Bellsprout
    Hard Times.
    • Oct 2009
    • 25652

    #1

    Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

    I, for one, can't wait to see how Stone Cold Daniel Bryan gets his revenge on the Corporation this week. Past history suggests that dressing up as a doctor and then clubbing Vince in the head with a bedpan while he's helpless works, so there's that. Not sure how he'd fit all that beard into a surgical mask, but all the better.

    It's Dr. Goatfacé, dammit.

    ElsewhTHE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH HAS BEEN CUT SHORT DUE TO SIN CARA INJURY. PROCEED TO THE NEXT ONE.

    Real Americans and #MILLIONSOFDOLLARS began a feud last week probably. That doesn't have the potential to be all kinds of awkward for everyone involved and probably get Zeb fired when he crosses the Abraham Washington Kobe Bryant Joke Memorial Line Of Offensiveness. That said, if done right that feud could actually be all sorts of brilliant and here's hoping that it is because it could help everyone involved.

    The Punk/Heyman/Axel/Fat Guy in the Front Row love quadrangle continues. I'm rooting for Punk and the Fat Guy. I hope those crazy kids work it out. You know who yells at each other like that? Couples. Who are in love. God, this is such a romcom.

    The Miz is *FANDANGO AND SUMMER RAE DANCE INTO THIS PARAGRAPH*

    Two Total Divas pinned the Divas champion and ragamuffin of my heart AJ's team last week to pick up that win. It's only so long before they take the belt and give it to one of them because you can't fight synergy Lemon, it's bigger than all of us.

    You also can't fight herpes. And I've just... I've got a feeling about those Bellas. They're unseemly. Watch yourselves, Johnny and Daniel. The only thing worse than that is having to sit through one of their segments on television.

    Ahora feudo con el Campeón Mundial de Peso Pesado, damas y caballeros, les presento MISTER LUNES POR LA NOCHE, ROB! VAN! DAM!

    I don't really know how to end this post.

    *SHIELD ATTACK*

    Colt Cabana.
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    Originally posted by l3ulvl
    A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.
  • Ice_Cold345
    MVP
    • Nov 2012
    • 2109

    #2
    Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

    So, basically, what you are saying is that Punk and Heyman are Jeff and Britta and the fat guy is Leonard? Not sure who Axel is, probably Pierce, trying to be cool and fit in with the group but never can.
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    • AUChase
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jul 2008
      • 19403

      #3
      Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

      Liked for the 30 Rock quote, but the whole thing is good.

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      • almostbobsaget
        2014 Dodgeball Champion.
        • Sep 2011
        • 2902

        #4
        Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

        I kind of hope the Shield attacks continue on any anti McMarton H wrestler.

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        • rdnk
          All Star
          • Feb 2009
          • 5730

          #5
          Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

          Originally posted by Dayman
          It's Dr. Goatfacé, dammit.
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          • almostbobsaget
            2014 Dodgeball Champion.
            • Sep 2011
            • 2902

            #6
            Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

            No, no, no, no, no Lilian.

            It's Gooooooooooooooooooatfaaaaaaaaaacéééééééééééééé.
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            • almostbobsaget
              2014 Dodgeball Champion.
              • Sep 2011
              • 2902

              #7
              Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

              Why are people cheering Triple H? Casual fans, psht.

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              • Bellsprout
                Hard Times.
                • Oct 2009
                • 25652

                #8
                Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

                I don't know why Ambrose looks less badass standing there than the other two, but he does.
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                Originally posted by l3ulvl
                A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                • TracerBullet
                  One Last Job
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 22119

                  #9
                  Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

                  Cheer for HHH for some reason I guess.
                  Originally posted by BlueNGold
                  I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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                  • st0rmb11
                    All Star
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 5167

                    #10
                    Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

                    I'm not sure if it's just because I've grown tired of "The Game" by Motorhead, but I love Triple H coming out to "King of Kings"

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                    • jvalverde88
                      Moderator
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 11787

                      #11
                      Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

                      Huh people, you're supposed to boo not cheer him.
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                      • almostbobsaget
                        2014 Dodgeball Champion.
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 2902

                        #12
                        Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

                        Originally posted by Dayman
                        I don't know why Ambrose looks less badass standing there than the other two, but he does.
                        It's all about placement and perspective. They should have put him in the middle and a little in front of the other two.

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                        • areobee401
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 16771

                          #13
                          Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

                          Second to last Raw before Monday Night Football returns. I wonder if they try to step their game up to keep the television audience engaged to prevent a significant drop in viewership. Or maybe that's something they don't even take into account?

                          Either way here's hoping for a good show. Liking the start so far.
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                          • kingkilla56
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 19395

                            #14
                            Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

                            So did this storyline spawn from that Shawn Michaela-Vince McMahon meeting about the guy Vince "didnt see money in"?

                            Everyone assumed it was Bryan. Seems they ripped this one right out of the internet overreactions.
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                            • areobee401
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 16771

                              #15
                              Re: Raw 8/26/13: You're a B+

                              Feels like the early 2000's all over again. Opening with a 20 minute promo of Triple H rambling.
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