The EDGE?!?!?!

[TJdaSportsGuy]

WTF?!?! Okay folks, I officially need to vent on this subject now, more than ever!

Anyone watch Raw last week? Anyone watch Raw since they did the last Diva Search? Anyone remember Maria from that competition? Anyone besides me notice how utterly HORRIBLE she is at doing those backstage interviews?

As a broadcaster, I am completely offended that someone like HER gets any camera time at all, especially when she's holding a microphone! She hasn't an effing CLUE about the product she's a part of, or probably anything else for that matter. She is the consumate bimbo hottie whose IQ rivals that of a box of donuts! There is more brain activity going on in a common sewer rat than there is in that *******!

What is it about her that REALLY gets me? Is it the fact that 95% of the time, she forgets the 10 words she's allowed to utter on each episode of RAW? Is it the fact that she does this freakin annoying head nod anytime she opens her yap? Is it the fact that she knows less about the WWE than I know about rocket science? Yes! It's ALL of it!

I'm sorry for this rant, but I had to get it out. When she was interviewing Shawn Michaels last night and referred to his opponent that night as "THE Edge", I just totally lost it! Big time kudos to HBK for calling her out on it, too! Classic stuff, right there! And the most pathetic part of it? That clueless zero didn't even REALIZE she was being ridiculed by one of the greats in wrestling history...ON TELEVISION!! Good GOD she's just so effing dumb!!

People like her, if they're going to be in the entertainment industry, belong in one place and one place only....PORN!! That's it!! And please, for the love of all things holy, if she DOES get a job in porn, do the porn industry a favor, help maintain what little credibility it has and do NOT GIVE HER A SPEAKING ROLE!!

Shew....I'm done now.

[Pratt75]

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Wow, nice rant my man. I tivoed the show and will watch it in the next couple of days to see what your talking about from last night. I've seen her before and she really has no business doing that other than being hot.

On the subject of porn. Instead of the viva las divas in wherever the hell they are they should get all the divas together once a year and film a divas wrestlemania show(porn) once a year. This will be there chance to try and "become a legend." This would be a great business move for the Mcmahons. Imagine how much revenue that would generate for "the business." lol.

[mgoblue]

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Wow, nice rant my man. I tivoed the show and will watch it in the next couple of days to see what your talking about from last night. I've seen her before and she really has no business doing that other than being hot.

On the subject of porn. Instead of the viva las divas in wherever the hell they are they should all do a viva las divas pornfest show once a year. It will be there wrestlemania where they try to "become a legend." This would be a great business move for the Mcmahons. Imagine how much revenue that would generate for "the business."

in all honesty it'd probably lose them a ton of revenue...people who want porn can get better stuff through other avenues, and the WWE has a lot of fans younger than 18...can't imagine a quicker way to get someone's parents to say "You can't watch that wrestling junk anymore" than to have porn on it

[Pratt75]

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Your are probably right but I was thinking that they could "take it to the extreme" like ECW style and not the usual lingerie pillow fight type stuff.

[Emjay]

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"That clueless zero didn't even REALIZE she was being ridiculed by one of the greats in wrestling history...ON TELEVISION!! "

HBK asks her "Did you just call me the Edge?" and then the dummy says "yes".


Not only was I laughing when HBK called her out on it, I was dying when she had this confused and dumbfounded look on her face like he was speaking a foreign language and then when he stopped talking she just nodded her head like "yes to whatever you just said"

Oh yeah, she never did call him "the Edge".

[Pratt75]

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I can't wait to check that out. You would think they would have someone doing the job that actually knows who the wrestlers are.

[Lintyfresh85]

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HBK is getting old, first off she didn't call him Edge she said The Edge, second off when he finally did catch his own mistake he went to try and bury her more and finally how funny was it that his costume got caught in the ramp and he fell down, if only the director had gotten to the shot faster now that would have made for good comedy.

[Slymm]

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I think HBK can still go and even though he isn't as great as he used to be he's still better than over half the roster. He's just getting stale as a face. HBK's my favorite wrestler and that was because he was such a great cocky heel.

[TheGenius]

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Here's what I think her question was. "Shawn, you have a match tonight with THE Edge. Do you think you can win?"

OK Seriously, what the f*** is that!? I just started watching wrestling again, and in the past couple weeks I've noticed that their backstage interviewers are just terrible. This chick is just awful, every time I've seen her. She asks stupid questions, and doesn't seem to have a clue what's going on. I ate it up when Shawn started making fun of her, and she seemed to have no idea he was doing it.

I'm glad this rant was started because I felt the same way, I turned to my roommate and just said "You have to be kidding me"

[CanuckJ]

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I enjoyed that, I was thinking what an idiot when she referred to Edge as The edge and then thought it was great how Shawn being the veteran managed to turn the interview around and turn her mistake into something funny.

[TJdaSportsGuy]

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[QUOTE=JazzyJ]She asks stupid questions, and doesn't seem to have a clue what's going on. QUOTE]

To be fair, I'd imagine that a director or producer tells her what to say before she goes on camera. You can't trust a bimbo like that to actually come up with something interesting to ask or say. Now, do they do the same with people like J.R.? Mean Gene? Even Todd Grisham? Probably so, but not to the degree that they must do it with Maria. With her, it's probably one step above a puppet show with how they must coach her through her stuff.

[TheGenius]

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To be fair, I'd imagine that a director or producer tells her what to say before she goes on camera. You can't trust a bimbo like that to actually come up with something interesting to ask or say. Now, do they do the same with people like J.R.? Mean Gene? Even Todd Grisham? Probably so, but not to the degree that they must do it with Maria. With her, it's probably one step above a puppet show with how they must coach her through her stuff.

I would think so too, but when her question is "Do you think you can win the match?" something is not right. If they are feeding her questions like that then those people need to get out too.

[Millennium]

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Let me let you guys in on a little secret I found out tonight:

She knows. WWE management/bookers/agents know. The whole "The Edge" comment was planned, and it took Michaels 6 takes to get through it without laughing.

I know a guy who was standing 3 feet from the promo when it happened last night. WWE is setting this all up with Maria. She is being made to look like this.

Just a little info for ya, TJ.

[Taur3asi3]

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They should run with this idea by having her pronounce all the guys names wrong like pronouncing Benoit like Benoit Benjamin (Benoy)

[Gangrel]

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Let me let you guys in on a little secret I found out tonight:

She knows. WWE management/bookers/agents know. The whole "The Edge" comment was planned, and it took Michaels 6 takes to get through it without laughing.

I know a guy who was standing 3 feet from the promo when it happened last night. WWE is setting this all up with Maria. She is being made to look like this.

Just a little info for ya, TJ.

Well, if they are doing this on purpose, then why? I think it's pissing more people off then "entertaining" them.