Some Q & A from the dynasty runner.
Q: What happened to that Leafs dynasty?
A: I got bored with that one rather quickly! Some liquor in my tummy also attributed to me not playing that.
Q: So now, who are the Las Vegas Cosmos?
A: You have to read the dynasty, silly.
Q: Why is Aleksei Cherepanov on your team? Lemme guess, you heard of him after he died, and all of a sudden you care about him, you ****ing douche.
A: So? (note, I have heard of him before his passing, but I need some spice added to the mix)
Q: **** That
A: Your mom's a whore.
(editors note- Censors? For real?)
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So a few notes about this BRAND SPANKIN NEW DYNASTY!
1) The Las Vegas Cosmos replace the Florida Panthers, whom moved after it was revealed that Bernie Kosar, the co-owner, was using young russian children for slave use.
2) Were assuming that ESPN and FOX are the main broadcasters (I want an excuse to use the glowing puck).
3) Yes Aleksei Cherepanov is on the team, and I will be sending the Rangers a good player in return.
4) HAHAHA Noah Welch's brain will be gone after he dies.
5) I think Nathan Horton is gay
6) Richard Zednik and Cherepanov on the same team? Cue the irony!
7) I'm going to hell.
So hope you goons like this one. I will be reading other dynasties and this will be updated with trades and rosters, and stories. Trust me, you'll enjoy this one as much as you enjoy a good naked picture of Lucy Pinder*
BOOM SHACKA LACKA
*unless of course, you are into dudes, then you'll enjoy a good naked photo of Keanu Reeves!
Q: What happened to that Leafs dynasty?
A: I got bored with that one rather quickly! Some liquor in my tummy also attributed to me not playing that.
Q: So now, who are the Las Vegas Cosmos?
A: You have to read the dynasty, silly.
Q: Why is Aleksei Cherepanov on your team? Lemme guess, you heard of him after he died, and all of a sudden you care about him, you ****ing douche.
A: So? (note, I have heard of him before his passing, but I need some spice added to the mix)
Q: **** That
A: Your mom's a whore.
(editors note- Censors? For real?)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
So a few notes about this BRAND SPANKIN NEW DYNASTY!
1) The Las Vegas Cosmos replace the Florida Panthers, whom moved after it was revealed that Bernie Kosar, the co-owner, was using young russian children for slave use.
2) Were assuming that ESPN and FOX are the main broadcasters (I want an excuse to use the glowing puck).
3) Yes Aleksei Cherepanov is on the team, and I will be sending the Rangers a good player in return.
4) HAHAHA Noah Welch's brain will be gone after he dies.
5) I think Nathan Horton is gay
6) Richard Zednik and Cherepanov on the same team? Cue the irony!
7) I'm going to hell.
So hope you goons like this one. I will be reading other dynasties and this will be updated with trades and rosters, and stories. Trust me, you'll enjoy this one as much as you enjoy a good naked picture of Lucy Pinder*
BOOM SHACKA LACKA
*unless of course, you are into dudes, then you'll enjoy a good naked photo of Keanu Reeves!
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