Diary of Jordan Mooney - NCAA '09

[WWF80sKid]

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Sorry if I'm updating too fast...

-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney – September 20, 2008 [Saturday] --

It’s so nice to not have to worry about playing today. I’m still I Tipp. I’ll probably have to head back tomorrow though. Bums me out, but it’s all good. I’ll go back, shake everything off, and try like hell to beat the #7 team in the nation…Wisconsin! They are leading the Big Ten in interceptions, so I’ve got to be careful, and not play stupid. It’s kinda hard, because Jennifer pops into my head about every five seconds, but I have to do what I have to do, so I will try to have the best game I can have!

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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney – September 23, 2008 [Tuesday] --

So back to Michigan. I'm fine though. I think it helped to see mom. I'm not really having anymore thoughts of transferring. I think I was just homesick. We have had two hard practices yesterday and today, but we look ready. I seriously think that this team can end up becoming a National Championship team. No one thought that, because it was supposed to be a rebuilding year. Coach Rodriguez told me that if I hadn't come, they probably wouldn't be doing as well. I appreciate his kind words.


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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney – September 28, 2008 [Sunday] --

42-14, we beat Wisconsin! We've jumped up to #18. And get this, in the Heisman standings...I jumped up to #1!!!!!

Here are my stats:

Passing:
14/18 • 240 Yards • 4 TDs

Rushing:
1 TD

The worst part about it, is my best friend Ryan Murphy torn his tricep. He's out for eight weeks. He was my go-to-guy. I'm afraid without having him out there, that it's going to be tough. Next week we've got Illinois. I think we'll be okay without Ryan, but when it gets time to play Ohio State and Penn State, we may have some trouble.


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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney – October 2, 2008 [Thursday] --

Jennifer is dating someone. The kid is in a bunch of her classes. I heard he's a pretty intelligent. I can't believe it. I always thought that her and I would wind up getting back together. Apparently, she was not thinking the same thing.

I feel so many different things right now. I am sad, but happy for her. I feel a little bit of closure. Maybe I need to go get a girlfriend, and hopefully that'll get me over this. I don't know. I just need to concentrate on Illinois right now. I got a Heisman to win!


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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney – October 5, 2008 [Sunday] --

We won again. 37-10. I had an okay game, but made some mistakes.

First play of the game, I got nailed for a sack, and fumbled. Illinois took it back for a touchdown.

Later in the game, I got hit hard and fumbled again. This was by far my worst game when it came to holding onto the ball.

Here are my stats:

Passing:
13/13 • 245 Yards • 4 TDs

Rushing:
6 Attempts • 47 Yards

Michigan jumped up to #12 after the game. I'm still #1 on the Heisman list, so I'm happy about that.

After the game, I went out to that club again, where I ended up fooling around with Kristin. She was there. I figured, hell, I'm not tied down anymore, and Jennifer is dating that guy now. So I talked to Kristin for a while, danced for a while, and ended up bringing her to my dorm for the night. She actually just left about an hour ago. She's actually pretty cool. A little ditzy, but that's okay.
I think it's cute.

Next week we've got Toledo, which should be a blow out. But I want to concentrate on playing the best I can. If that means running up the score, so be it. I want that Heisman so much.

[WWF80sKid]

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His character is really going to go through some stuff soon...


-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney – October 7, 2008 [Tuesday] --

Well, Jennifer saw Kristin and I out together. She looked pretty upset about it. But tried to play it off. Oh well. Right now I really couldn't care less. She's the one who moved on, so I decided to do the same thing.

Kristin and I are getting along so well. She said that she never thought she'd be dating the winner of the Heisman. I appreciate her saying that...but I haven't won it yet! We've got Toledo in a couple more days. I'm feeling really good. Especially since it seems I'm getting my personal life in order. I'm predicting us to win by more than six touchdowns. Coach keeps pulling me once we get up by a fair amount. I understand why, but I wish he wouldn't.

Eric Davis and I are really bonding at practice. I try to let him run with the ball as much as possible. He's such an impressive running back. NFL bound for sure. Same with Ryan. I just hope he can get back and be able to play soon. I'd hate for him to miss our game against Ohio State! I'm looking forward to shoving the ball up their asses.


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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney – October 10, 2008 [Friday] --

I just heard that Eric Davis is fooling around with Kristin. I thought her and I were a couple. I'm pissed off right now. F**k him. I'm not going to give him the ball anymore. When the coach calls a run, I'm going to audible it to an option. Him and I were really getting close too. What the f**k? Why would you do that to a friend? As you can tell, I'm pissed.

[cubsfan203]

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Haha sounds like the people in your story haven't heard about bros before hoes.

[WWF80sKid]

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You're right!

How am I doing so far?

[WWF80sKid]

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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney – October 11, 2008 [Saturday] --

It's late. Real late. I just got home. We beat Toledo. No wait...we killed Toledo! 57-0.

Here are the stats:

Passing:
11/13 • 392 Yards • 6 TDs

Rushing:
1 TD

After the game, I went out to that club. Holy sh*t. I've never had so much sex in one night. Now that Kristin is gone...I'll do whatever I want. Just have fun. I did it with a girl in the girl's restroom of the club. Then I did it with a girl in a car outside. And then, went to some chick's place, and ended up having sex with three girls at the same time. It was the best night ever. I also had some cocaine. Never done that before. I had never done any kind of drug before tonight. It was great.

I did however hurt my shoulder again, a little. Got shoved down, and landed right on it. It's all good though, because someone hooked me up with some Vicodin. I'll just pop some of these, and be fine. That Heisman will be mine before you know it!

[WWF80sKid]

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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney – October 13, 2008 [Monday] --

Michigan jumped up to #6, which is good. And I am still on top of the Heisman list. But now for the bad news. Really bad news. Coach found my pills. He told me that since I don't have a prescription, he'll have to bench me for the week. He said that technically I should get into more trouble, but he tried as best he could to only give me a small punishment. He needs me. We play Penn State. This probably is really going to screw up my chances at the Heisman. This sucks.

[WWF80sKid]

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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney – October 16, 2008 [Thursday] --

I missed practice today. Stayed up way too late. I went to some party on campus. God, I got so drunk and high. Don't do cocaine. It is so bad...but so good. I'm really pissed about not being able to play this weekend. Honestly, I couldn't care less if they won. Because if they lose, Rodriguez will know that he needs me! They aren't the same kind of team without me! They'll see.

Anyway, later I'm going to another party. Hopefully I'll have some fun, and get some tail! I always do. Hey, I'm the leading candidate for the Heisman. Come on...


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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney – October 18, 2008 [Saturday] --

It's almost game time. Let's see how good they do without me. I bet, not very...

[WWF80sKid]

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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney - October 19, 2008 [Sunday] --

They won. I can't believe it, but they did. I should be happy, but I'm not. I wanted them to lose. I wanted them to lose, and then realize what they're missing out with me. But they won. And jumped up to #4. The best thing about it is, I'm still on top of the Heisman race.


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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney - October 20, 2008 [Monday] --

I'm back at practice. We have Michigan State this weekend. They've got a tough running back. I think we can stop him though.

I plan on putting up one hell of a game.


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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney - October 23, 2008 [Thursday] --

Practice was hard. My shoulder is hurting me. Coach Rodriguez told me that I can't take them anymore. He doesn't know about the cocaine that I have in my room. That helps the pain too. So f**k him.


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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney - October 28, 2008 [Sunday] --

We won. I had a bad *** game. And my offensive line are a bunch of pricks. I got sacked 5 times. That's ridiculous. I don't know what got them acting like this, but I'm pretty pissed off.

I broke the single season record for touchdowns for Michigan. So they can kiss my ***.

Here are my stats:

Passing:
14/16 • 455 Yards • 7 Touchdowns

My rushing sucked since my line is filled with idiots.

[WWF80sKid]

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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney - October 30, 2008 [Thursday] --

Jennifer actually talked to me. Her and her boyfriend broke up. She told me that we need to talk. I'm going to sit down with her sometime tonight. I hope we can work all of this out.


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-- The Diary of Jordan Mooney - October 31, 2008 [Friday] --

Alright, Jennifer and I sat down and talked like all night long. I told her about everything. About Eric getting with Kristin when I was dating her. With my shoulder pain. My Vicodin. The cocaine. She told me that I need to quit all that crap. She said that my main reason to come here was to make my dad proud, and now I'm only screwing up my life. She has a good point. I told her that I'd appreciate it if she came to the game this weekend, and hung out with me afterwards. I don't want to be alone. Even if she just wants to hang out, she can make sure that I don't fall back into temptation, and start using again. I told her that the main reason I started doing any of it, was because I was without her. Without her, I am no one. It sounds soft, but I don't care. I want to be with her. I want to be with her forever. I wouldn't blame her if she never trusted me again, but I hope we can work through it. I haven't told her any of this yet...but I'm going to. I have to.

[WWF80sKid]

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I'm hopefully going to get an update up soon. Tonight or tomorrow hopefully.

Thanks for reading. Feedback is always welcome.

[WWF80sKid]

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-- November 12, 2008 (Wednesday) --

I haven't written for a while. I've been trying to get everything fixed up. We played Purdue, and Minnesota. Beat em both. I'm still ranked #1 in the Heisman race.

Jennifer and I are really doing well. That's one of the reasons I haven't been writing. I've been spending all the time I can with her. I can't believe I almost screwed it up with her. I love her more than anything. If we win the National Championship, I'm going to propose to her. If we don't....I'll probably still propose. I want to spend my life with her. But now I'm sounding corny, so I'm going to go drink some beer, and hammer up some dry wall!

[WWF80sKid]

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-- November 13, 2008 (Thursday) --

Saturday we play Northwestern. I can't wait. it's our last home game of the season. I'd like to put a beating on those guys.

I'm trying to stay concentrated on Northwestern...but the Buckeyes are next weekend, and I want to beat them so bad! Everyone is saying that James Laurinaitis is going to kick my ***. We'll see... With my skills, and my offensive line...he doesn't stand a chance.

Funny thing is, I was always a fan of his dad's in the WWF. It's funny, I'll have to kick his son's ***!

Jennifer and I are going out tonight. A real nice fancy place. She is awesome. I'm so lucky.

I'll write again after the Northwestern game. Gotta stay focused. Can't worry about the Buckeyes until next week...focus.

Focus.