'Till It's Over: The Tim Tebow Story [M11]

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  • Hammertime80
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    • Jun 2007
    • 96

    #1

    'Till It's Over: The Tim Tebow Story [M11]



    Anthem for 2010-2011 Season:
    "Over" by Drake

    Reporter: "Tim, you had a rough first start against the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday. You went 7-24 for 106 yards and an interception as your team went down in flames 35-10. Any thoughts?"

    TT: Yeah, right about now I'm thinking you need to shut your mouth, buddy.

    Reporter: Excuse me?

    TT:
    You heard, me sucka! I'm sick of this crap. I'm a Heisman winner, for Chrissake! What have you done in your life besides crappy articles? I come from the streets, son! I brought myself up. Straight thug life.

    Reporter #2: Tim, what has gotten into you?

    TT: Maan, you ain't got no idea what you're talking about right now. This is how I am. Straight hood. This whiteboy Johnny Unitas crap has been a way of gettin' me paid! You think some Ex-Patriots Towelboy is gonna pay me millions when I come with all this swagger and slang? Naw, man. Now that my name is on the dotted line, though, it's loose women and cheap Mexican booze until my crazy (expletive) retires, dawg!

    -Microphone gets cut off-

    Jaguars: 35
    Broncos: 10

    Tim Tebow:
    Passing: 7-24, 106 yards, INT
    Rushing: 2 attempts, 18 yards, TD
  • Hammertime80
    Rookie
    • Jun 2007
    • 96

    #2
    Re: 'Till It's Over: The Tim Tebow Story [M11]

    Week 2: Seattle vs Denver

    This Sunday, the world witnessed the new Tim Tebow live in action against the Seattle Seahawks. Most fans came away from the game with generally positive feelings, despite Tebow's lukewarm performance. The real story pertained more to Tebow's actions, though. Before the game, Tebow rolled up to the stadium blasting Kanye West's, "Can't Tell Me Nothin'" from his Cadillac Escalade. He was escorted to the locker room by five security guards and a throng of women whom he referred to as his "beezys". He opted out of warming up, and instead decided to showcase his rapping talents to artist Lupe Fiasco, who was in attendance. Tim Tebow had a far better game this week, throwing for 96 yards and two touchdowns. We can only wait and see how this will all play out, and whether head coach Josh McDaniels will step in and put a halt to all this or not.

    Denver: 31
    Seattle: 3

    Tim Tebow:
    Passing: 5-19, 96 yards, 2 TDs
    Rushing: 3 attempts, 46 yards

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    • Thugger Jackson
      MVP
      • Jul 2009
      • 2886

      #3
      Re: 'Till It's Over: The Tim Tebow Story [M11]

      interesting........
      And Then I'll Rise and Fight Again! | Miami Hurricanes Football Dynasty

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      • Hammertime80
        Rookie
        • Jun 2007
        • 96

        #4
        Re: 'Till It's Over: The Tim Tebow Story [M11]

        Week 3: Indianapolis vs Denver

        On Sunday afternoon the Tebow Train kept on rolling, as Tebow led the Broncos from behind in the fourth quarter to top the Peyton Manning-led Colts. Tebow commented on the unlikely comeback by commenting, "Look at me. Look at me! (Tebow flexes his arms and points at them) With guns like these, what did you expect to happen? This is pure American Muscle, baby! Straight from the Dirty South." Tebow's over-inflated ego has yet to boost his numbers, however. Judging by his passing performance (5-20, 75 yards, TD), Tim Tebow has actually digressed over the past three weeks. At any rate, the Denver Broncos now sit at 2-1 on the year. However, the Broncos will be taking on the Tennessee Titans next week, and the prediction from most outlets is that Denver will learn the taste of defeat for the 2nd time this year.


        Denver: 28
        Indianapolis: 21

        Tim Tebow:
        Passing: 5-20, 75 yards, TD
        Rushing: 7 attempts, 76 yards, TD

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        • Adam14
          MVP
          • Jul 2010
          • 2056

          #5
          Re: 'Till It's Over: The Tim Tebow Story [M11]

          25% passing leads your team to a win? haha, Tebow's worse than Vince Young...

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          • White Out
            Banned
            • Aug 2008
            • 716

            #6
            Re: 'Till It's Over: The Tim Tebow Story [M11]

            ugh. yeah. tim tebow would totally dive off the deep end like this.

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            • mrblakevincent
              Rookie
              • Jan 2010
              • 435

              #7
              Re: 'Till It's Over: The Tim Tebow Story [M11]

              Originally posted by Hammertime80
              Week 3: Indianapolis vs Denver

              ...Tebow commented on the unlikely comeback by commenting, "Look at me. Look at me! (Tebow flexes his arms and points at them) With guns like these, what did you expect to happen? This is pure American Muscle, baby! Straight from the Dirty South."...
              I literally spat my Sprite all over the screen of my laptop when I read this. This dynasty is hysterical, I love it. Keep it up Hood T-Bo
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              • Colter
                Rookie
                • Jun 2010
                • 119

                #8
                Re: 'Till It's Over: The Tim Tebow Story [M11]

                LOL. Lovin hood Tim Tebow
                My Fightin' Irish Dynasty

                Colts: 0-0
                Fightin' Irish: 0-0
                Leafs: 0-0

                Follow me on Twitter for some good lol'z

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