
Stick tap to Barstool Sports for totally allowing me usage of this photo.
After obtaining a copy of NHL 15 (thanks to a recently found gift store card), I only paid $9.99 + NYS tax for the "previous generation" version, I went to Chicago to experience three days of Riot Fest! Besides the obvious complaints (I spent more money on Dos Eqos Amber than I care to admit), I was thrilled with the experience. Seeing Offspring play Smash in it's entirety (my #brand has indicated that you can purchase the album off iTunes. I am paid pennies to say this) was awesome. Being in cities all summer with recent Cup parades (Boston and Chicago), it infuriates me that my beloved Sabres are basically rooting for the team to lose to obtain one of Jack Eichel or Connor McDavid. Within a month, both will play a game at the First Niagara Center (Eichel in the United States Prospect Game, McDavid with the Otters). Is it some sort of showcase for Sabres fans? Last time we had that occur, we drafted this player:

2003 Frozen Four. HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE COLUMBUS TOOK ZHERDEV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry, I went off-track here.
Typically, when I do these dynasties, they go two ways.
a) I make a bunch of trades for prospects and top-end players, which makes the experience pretty plain.
b) I still manage to win the Stanley Cup. I did it in a NHL game where Geoff Sanderson led by team in points for God sakes.
I decided to make things interesting: I created Eichel. I molded him. I put him with the Saint John Sea Dogs, and look! He's a projected top five pick for the fictional Sabres NHL 15 draft list!
So I figured it would be better if this was, well, challenging. I played all the pre-season games on default All-Star. I went 6-1-0. Oh no....
a) I managed more than five goals in all but one game (a shootout win over the Leafs.) One game went to overtime (which I won), and my only lost was a 8-5 decision against the Bruins (first pre-season game), where I started Linus Ullmark and Jonas Johansson.
b) Somehow, Matt Moulson and Chris Stewart became Hull & Oates (kids, if you don't get the reference, Google it ok)
c) Nicholas Baptiste, a 68-rated prospect, managed a multi-goal game.
d) The settings for default suck. I had players playing over 30+ minutes and my fourth line barley sniffed the ice. I actually managed to have Matt Ellis and Brian Flynn not play a single second in a game.
Since Al_Tito13 has a pretty heavy amount of traffic, I'll be a good American and assume his sliders are the best, because obviously, if it's the one with the most responses, IT MUST BE THE GREATEST!
*chugs Bud Light*
*goes to McDonalds*
*MERICA!*
So, for those of you who may or may not know about my dynasties; they're typically:
a) monthly or seven/eight game reports
b) I used to write articles, which were never proof-read and basically violated every grammar rule in the book. Plus, nobody wants to read an article about a fictional video game dynasty, do they? (if yes, there's the door)
c) I also use to try to be funny. It doesn't work. Stop it. And I know you stole those bits from Mitch Hedberg.
I also used to rip off Kissing Suzy Kolber posts. But now, my poorly written and blatant plagiarized bits will be through the eyes of a typically message board poster. Or as we know on Twitter: @PFTCommenter
Expect in hockey form (but without violated TOS made by well-paid lawyers of Operation Sports and the board provider).
So, my team, huh?
Centers (5):
#72 LUKE ADAM
#63 TYLER ENNIS
#22 JOHAN LARSSON
#17 TORREY MITCHELL
#23 SAM REINHART
Left Wingers (4):
#82 MARCUS FOLIGNO
#28 ZEMGUS GIRGENSONS
#19 CODY HODGSON
#26 MATT MOULSON
Right Wingers (5):
#65 BRIAN FLYNN
#12 BRIAN GIONTA
#8 CODY MCCORMICK
#21 DREW STAFFORD
#80 CHRIS STEWART
Defensemen (7):
#61 ANDRE BENOIT
#4 JOSH GORGES
#41 ANDREJ MESZAROS
#57 TYLER MYERS
#3 MARK PYSYK
#55 RASMUS RISTOLAINEN
#6 MIKE WEBER
Goaltenders (2):
#1 JHONAS ENROTH
#34 MICHAL NEUVIRTH
Yes, we suck. Reinhart is on his nine-game tryout. If he is sent down, I'll likely...
a) recall #25 MIKHAIL GRIGORENKO from Rochester
b) move #28 ZEMGUS GIRGENSONS to center, as he'll replace #23 SAM REINHART as the 2C.
c) place #25 MIKHAIL GRIGORENKO on the vacant third line spot along with #22 JOHAN LARSSON and #12 BRIAN GIONTA
I also plan on attempting to give some of the scratch players (#65 BRIAN FLYNN, #17 TORREY MITCHELL, #6 MIKE WEBER) some time.
I would prefer to have Neuvirth play around 45-50 games. Enroth to get 35-40 games, and Matt Hackett getting a couple of starts towards the end of the season (unless the Sabres are in contention).
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