Re: Circle of Devious Expert Rasslin' (TEW 2010)
CODER Hackathon 2
Live in front of 13 fans at the CODER Dome in Blacksburg, Virginia
Thursday, Week 1, March 2011
Main Show
Hornet is in the ring
Hornet: Last month, we saw the Crowdpleasers win the Binary Championships. I figured that we should have a party for them tonight. Come on out, Lintz and Byron!
Their music hits and then start coming out to the ring
Hornet: NOW!
Suede and Martin emerge from behind them and mercilessly beat them down
Hornet: I just made 50 bucks due to your stupidity! Easiest bet I've ever won. Take that championship, boys.
Suede and Martin roll the Crowdpleasers into the ring and the match starts
F-
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CODER Binary Championship Match
The Crowdpleasers vs The Canadian Connection
After the wrestlers had started the match, Wilcott worked hard on Martin to take him out, but Suede came out and was able to gain the upper hand. Like their previous matchup, Wilcott hit the hot tag, and Lintz came in. He dominated both wrestlers, and tagged back in Wilcott to continue. At that point, Dave Cole came down to the ring and took out Lintzkrieg while Martin distracted the ref. Cole then used brass knuckles to knock out Wilcott. Suede quickly hit the Igloomaker on Wilcott and got the pin, winning the championship under nefarious means.
Winner and NEW CODER Binary Champions: The Canadian Connection
E-
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Chris Raaber vs Matt Walsh
This match was back and forth for a few minutes, but it became clear that Walsh had a big advantage in the match. He was able to perform any move he wanted to, including the Reverse STO which gave him the easy victory.
Winner: Matt Walsh
E
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CODER Dynamic Championship Match
Red Light vs Dave Cole
Red Light came out, making sure to check behind his back for any interference in the match. Dave Cole didn't seem to need any, as he came out on fire. For a few minutes, the big behemoth was down on the mat, until he found the strength to break out of Cole's hold, and slipped out of the ring to talk with his manager, Leyla. Leyla slapped him, and kicked him in the family jewels. After that, she pushed him into the ring, and Dave Cole hit the Tiger Bomb to win the championship. After the match, Leyla slid into the ring and held up Cole's hand, marking the end of the agreement with Red Light.
Winner and NEW CODER Dynamic Champion: Dave Cole
E
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Dave Cole and Leyla remain in the ring as Hornet, Suede, and Martin all come down
Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, you are seeing the new driving force of CODER. As some of you might know, we all hail from the beacon of greatness, Canada. We are sick of being called America's Hat, and made to sound like we only eat moose and maple syrup. We are here to take over CODER from you stupid Americans. Canada is ready to completely take over America, and this is the first step. Once the American economy crashes, you will all be Canadian citizens!
Major boos
Cole: I digress. We are the future of CODER. We are... L'Avenir.
All five pose as the fans boo
F+
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Reid Flair vs El Oriental
Both men had intentions of stealing L'Avenir's spotlight with a great match, and they delivered. The suspensful match ended with El Oriental landing the Frankensteiner on Flair.
Winner: El Oriental
D-
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CODER Optimized Championship Match
Brent Albright vs David Karslake
Karslake came out like a bat out of hell, taking the fight directly to Albright. He held this advantage for a long time, before Shark Boy's theme started to play. Karslake looked up the ramp to ready himself to attack, but Shark Boy was under the ring and clocked him from behind as the ref was looking away. Albright picked up the quick three count to defend his title.
Winner and STILL CODER Optimized Champion: Brent Albright
E+
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Shark Boy re-enters the ring with a chair
Snider: Looks like Shark Boy is turning the tables on Karslake.
Hill: Good for him! Karslake had no reason to attack him the other times!
Shark Boy beats on him for a while until he grabs a cue card and shows it to Karslake and the announcers
Snider: The cue-card says there will be a TLC match between Shark Boy and Karslake at CODER Black Hat Chaos 3! Wow! What a match!
Hill: I'm certainly looking forward to it. That's all we have for tonight though. Have a great night!
Shark Boy hits Karslake with the chair once more for garnish
E-
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Final Show Rating: E+
CODER Hackathon 2
Live in front of 13 fans at the CODER Dome in Blacksburg, Virginia
Thursday, Week 1, March 2011
Main Show
Hornet is in the ring
Hornet: Last month, we saw the Crowdpleasers win the Binary Championships. I figured that we should have a party for them tonight. Come on out, Lintz and Byron!
Their music hits and then start coming out to the ring
Hornet: NOW!
Suede and Martin emerge from behind them and mercilessly beat them down
Hornet: I just made 50 bucks due to your stupidity! Easiest bet I've ever won. Take that championship, boys.
Suede and Martin roll the Crowdpleasers into the ring and the match starts
F-
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CODER Binary Championship Match
The Crowdpleasers vs The Canadian Connection
After the wrestlers had started the match, Wilcott worked hard on Martin to take him out, but Suede came out and was able to gain the upper hand. Like their previous matchup, Wilcott hit the hot tag, and Lintz came in. He dominated both wrestlers, and tagged back in Wilcott to continue. At that point, Dave Cole came down to the ring and took out Lintzkrieg while Martin distracted the ref. Cole then used brass knuckles to knock out Wilcott. Suede quickly hit the Igloomaker on Wilcott and got the pin, winning the championship under nefarious means.
Winner and NEW CODER Binary Champions: The Canadian Connection
E-
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Chris Raaber vs Matt Walsh
This match was back and forth for a few minutes, but it became clear that Walsh had a big advantage in the match. He was able to perform any move he wanted to, including the Reverse STO which gave him the easy victory.
Winner: Matt Walsh
E
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CODER Dynamic Championship Match
Red Light vs Dave Cole
Red Light came out, making sure to check behind his back for any interference in the match. Dave Cole didn't seem to need any, as he came out on fire. For a few minutes, the big behemoth was down on the mat, until he found the strength to break out of Cole's hold, and slipped out of the ring to talk with his manager, Leyla. Leyla slapped him, and kicked him in the family jewels. After that, she pushed him into the ring, and Dave Cole hit the Tiger Bomb to win the championship. After the match, Leyla slid into the ring and held up Cole's hand, marking the end of the agreement with Red Light.
Winner and NEW CODER Dynamic Champion: Dave Cole
E
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Dave Cole and Leyla remain in the ring as Hornet, Suede, and Martin all come down
Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, you are seeing the new driving force of CODER. As some of you might know, we all hail from the beacon of greatness, Canada. We are sick of being called America's Hat, and made to sound like we only eat moose and maple syrup. We are here to take over CODER from you stupid Americans. Canada is ready to completely take over America, and this is the first step. Once the American economy crashes, you will all be Canadian citizens!
Major boos
Cole: I digress. We are the future of CODER. We are... L'Avenir.
All five pose as the fans boo
F+
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Reid Flair vs El Oriental
Both men had intentions of stealing L'Avenir's spotlight with a great match, and they delivered. The suspensful match ended with El Oriental landing the Frankensteiner on Flair.
Winner: El Oriental
D-
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CODER Optimized Championship Match
Brent Albright vs David Karslake
Karslake came out like a bat out of hell, taking the fight directly to Albright. He held this advantage for a long time, before Shark Boy's theme started to play. Karslake looked up the ramp to ready himself to attack, but Shark Boy was under the ring and clocked him from behind as the ref was looking away. Albright picked up the quick three count to defend his title.
Winner and STILL CODER Optimized Champion: Brent Albright
E+
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Shark Boy re-enters the ring with a chair
Snider: Looks like Shark Boy is turning the tables on Karslake.
Hill: Good for him! Karslake had no reason to attack him the other times!
Shark Boy beats on him for a while until he grabs a cue card and shows it to Karslake and the announcers
Snider: The cue-card says there will be a TLC match between Shark Boy and Karslake at CODER Black Hat Chaos 3! Wow! What a match!
Hill: I'm certainly looking forward to it. That's all we have for tonight though. Have a great night!
Shark Boy hits Karslake with the chair once more for garnish
E-
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Final Show Rating: E+
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