
They were one of the oldest teams in British League Football. And possibly the worst. The Stockport County FC Hatters are a club on the brink of collapse with their proud tradition sullied by incompetence and inefficiency. Once upon a time the Hatters were one of the most popular teams in the Manchester area. But a historically bad spell of relegation after relegation has left the team a ghost of its former self.
The term "worst team" is thrown around all too often. A team can have a bad season due to tanking in an attempt to rebuild -- a common strategy in the NBA. A team can suffer because it is fresh out of the woodwork -- the NFL's Tampa Bay Bucaneers a prime example starting 0-26 in their first two seasons. But there is a special circle in sporting hell for Stockport County FC. And it looks like this:

Remember, at one time the Hatters were a league above perennial Premier contender Manchester City. But then they fell. And fell. All the way down to the Sixth Division and out of League Football entirely. You won't find a steeper drop on record.
After the most successful run in club history in the late nineties, the team has been a revolving door of managers, chairmen, and footballers. And as an extra kick in the chin, the Hatters went into Administration in 2010 because they could not pay a £300,000 debt and have been struggling to find consistent ownership ever since. The result? Just look at the standings. It is no mystery why Stockport cannot field a competitive team.
Despite what the the following may indicate, Stockport is a very unsettled club.

Yes, the Hatters play in a very large stadium -- large enough to meet higher league standards. Yes the club is worth nearly a million pounds, but only after a supporter takeover (yes, literally the fans buying out the club and forgiving debts) was needed just to settle finances. To keep costs down, the club no longer owns Edgeley Park. And what's worse, the team dropped to semi-professional status. It's players, coaches, and staff are no longer employed full time.
The team may be predicted to finish 6th, but there is plenty of room for doubt. A few years removed from League 1 play and bettors don't even have confidence to put Stockport in the running for the promotion playoffs in Conference North. Institutional incompetence has led the Hatters to this juncture, and it is entirely possible that the team has not finished its collapse.
The Hatters have fallen so far so fast, and appear poised to do little more than wither away and die. Is a club like Stockport worth saving?
Yes. The answer is a resounding yes. It's time to bring the Hatters back. All the way back.
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