WCW Rebirth (EWR)

[WeirdViper]

Re: WCW Rebirth (EWR)

NOVEMBER 5TH 2020
UPCOMING: MAYHEM NOVEMBER 29TH 2020

Zelina Vega is in the ring, and takes a microphone. She challenges Paige to come out and face her. Paige comes running out, but falls prey to a vicious chair shot from Shayna Baszler, who had been hiding in the wings. Baszler continues the beating as Zelina Vega walks down to get some shots in. Paige got suckered in.

Duke And Shafir vs Brooke And Taryn.

Match Background: Duke And Shafir are the reigning WCW Womens Tag Team champions, and have been since 25 October 2020.

The Match: Taryn hits a dropkick on Jessamyn Duke. Actually, it barely touched! Taryn tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Jessamyn Duke. Hooks the leg for a two count. Taryn tags out to Brooke. Brooke And Taryn hook up Duke, then hit a double suplex. Duke takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. There's a two count on the pin. Brooke hits a back kick, doubling Dukeover. Duke blocks a punch. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Brooke! Tag between Jessamyn Duke and Marina Shafir. Marina Shafir snap suplexes Brooke HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Shafir is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Doctor Bomb connects and Brooke landed hard. Brooke ducks a wild right hand. Brooke tags out to Taryn Terrell. Badly executed second rope splash by Taryn. Ugly-looking short powerbomb by Taryn. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Taryn Terrell strikes Shafir. Marina Shafir pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Doctor Bomb connects and Taryn landed hard. Taryn Terrell can barely stand. Here it comes - Arm Triangle. 1....2...3, it's finished. The IIconics come running down into the ring. They nail Jessamyn Duke from behind, then grab Shafir and hit the Double Powerbomb! With her out of the way, the drag Jessamyn Duke to the outside...and promptly put her straight through the announcer's table with a double slam! The IIconics have destroyed Duke And Shafir!

Bayley is in the ring, and she calls out Lacey Evans. Evans runs down and hits the ring, and they brawl all the way back into the aisle, and eventually out of sight backstage.

Zelina Vega Agency come out and enter the ring. Zelina Vega announces that they have a new member. Out from the back comes Sonya Deville, who enters the ring to join her new group.

Bianca Belair is backstage. She continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Xia Li. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.

Sexy Star is in the ring, and makes an open challenge for anyone to come out and face her. Out from the back comes the debuting Kiera Hogan. She hits the ring and attacks. Sexy Star is in trouble. Face The Music!!! That shook the ring. Sexy Star got beaten down by the debuting Kiera Hogan.

Kiera Hogan vs Sexy Star.

Match Background: Kiera is making her debut at this show.

The Match: Sexy Star takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Kiera Hogan arm drags Sexy Star over and locks on an armbar. Covers for a quick two count. Sexy Star reverses a Kiera Hogan hammerlock. Sexy Star hits a rolling kick on Kiera. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. STIFF high kick on Kiera by Sexy Star. Sexy Star uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Sexy Star misses a clothesline. Vicious back suplex! Sexy Star got nailed big time! Sexy Star is in trouble. Face The Music!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Kiera Hogan remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Bianca Belair vs Rachael Ellering.

Match Background: Bianca Belair is the reigning WCW Womens Television champion, and has been since 26 July 2020.

The Match: Belair receives some punishment by Rachael Ellering but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Belair counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Weak bodyslam by Belair. Bianca Belair scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Rachael Ellering gets knocked to the ground by Belair, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. 450 Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Xia Li comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Xia Li hits Belair with a chair to the back! Bianca Belair goes down to the canvas, hurt.

The IIconics are in the ring, when Duke And Shafir come out of the crowd and attack. After a short brawl, Duke And Shafir take control. Billie Kay gets tossed to the outside, and they concentrate on Peyton Royce beating her down. They set up a table in the ring, and then put her through it with a devastating spike powerbomb. They drag Royce to the corner, then tie her upside down in the turnbuckles. Grabbing a chair each, Shafir and Duke take turns in hammering away with chair shots. Finally, Billie Kay manages to get back in the ring, carrying a chair, and chase off Duke And Shafir. However, the damage has been done, as Peyton Royce is unconscious. Paramedics run down to help her.

Bayley vs Lacey Evans.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Bayley vs Evans feud. Bayley is the reigning WCW Womens United States champion, and has been since 31 May 2020.

The Match: Bayley snap suplexes Evans HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Bayley is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Vicious back suplex! Lacey Evans got nailed big time! There's a two count on the pin. Lacey Evans comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Chop from Evans on Bayley causing the knock down. Double leg takedown from Lacey Evans sets up a ground and pound in the middle of the ring. What the hell is this, UFC? Covers for a quick two count. Lacey Evans turns Bayley inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bayley takes a vertical suplex from Lacey Evans. Lacey Evans misses a clothesline. Vicious back suplex! Lacey Evans got nailed big time! There's a two count on the pin. Bayley plants Evans with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Pin, but Evans is out just before the three count. BIG clothesline on Evans. Bayley gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Bayley. Lacey Evans is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Bayley just EATS a swinging neckbreaker slam from Evans. Flapjack from Evans on Bayley. Lacey Evans ducks a Bayley clothesline and does a quick roll up. Evans has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Lacey Evans remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Shayna Baszler is in the ring, when Paige runs out and attacks. They brawl for a while before Paige takes the advantage. She grabs a chair and floors Baszler with it. She wraps the chair around the ankle of Shayna Baszler, then climbs to the second rope. She leaps off with a double-footed stomp to the chair, causing it to snap shut, pillmanizing Shayna Baszler, who rolls around in agony. Paige leaves, the damage done.

[WeirdViper]

Re: WCW Rebirth (EWR)

NOVEMBER 9TH 2020
UPCOMING: MAYHEM NOVEMBER 29TH 2020

WALTER is in the ring, and makes an open challenge for anyone to come out and face him. Out from the back comes the debuting Austin Theory. He hits the ring and attacks. WALTER can barely stand. TKO! WALTER got beaten down by the debuting Austin Theory.

Austin Theory vs WALTER.

Match Background: Theory is making his debut at this show. This match is for the WCW Television title. WALTER has been WCW Television champion since 31 May 2020.

The Match: WALTER with a spinning neckbreaker on Theory. WALTER hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. WALTER misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Spinning back kick from Austin Theory. Theory uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Austin Theory. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Second rope flying axe handle, WALTER goes down. One day, Theory might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. WALTER reverses a waistlock. WALTER hits a piledriver on Austin Theory. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pin, but Theory is out just before the three count. BAAACK Body drop by Theory gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. WALTER connects with rights and lefts and Austin Theory is down! Austin Theory powers out of a WALTER headlock. Implant DDT by Austin Theory! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tiger suplex on WALTER. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Austin Theory moves in for the kill. TKO! 1....2....3. Austin Theory climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Kenny Omega is in the ring, and he calls out Shinsuke Nakamura. There is no response, so Kenny Omega walks off backstage to find him.

Carístico vs Nick Aldis.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Nick Aldis hits some punches. How generic. Carístico blocks a punch. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Aldis goes down. Nick Aldis charges, Carístico moves, and the referee is knocked silly! DDT from the top rope by Carístico. That looked KILLER. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Nick Aldis comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Fallaway slam by Nick Aldis puts down Carístico. Carístico walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Nick Aldis just KILLS Carístico! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Carístico counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Nick Aldis reverses a hip toss. Nick Aldis floors Carístico. Carístico gets locked in the King's Lynn Cloverleaf! Submission victory! Nick Aldis remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Real American Heroes are backstage. They continued the feud by ripping into The Authors of Pain. Hooray for properly booked feuds!

Pete Dunne is backstage. He was on Hype Central (HYPE CENTRAL!!!) tonight, this time for a match with Drew Gulak. Can you believe that I just marked out for Lance Wright? How many people even remember that guy?

Drew Gulak vs Pete Dunne.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Drew Gulak gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Dunne! Drew Gulak counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! A kick from Drew Gulak is delivered to the leg. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Drew Gulak face jams Pete Dunne. Cover, but there's no one to count for Drew Gulak! Pete Dunne powers out of a Drew Gulak headlock. Drew Gulak takes a butterfly suplex from Dunne. Vicious back suplex! Drew Gulak got nailed big time! Hooks the leg for a two count. Dunne hits a great swinging DDT on Drew Gulak. Dunne then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Pin, but Drew Gulak is out just before the three count. Drew Gulak reverses a waistlock. Drew Gulak uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Pin, but Dunne is out just before the three count. Dunne reverses a Drew Gulak hammerlock. Drew Gulak is in trouble. Here it comes - Bitter End. 1....2...3, it's finished. Pete Dunne climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Lio Rush is backstage. He was building up the feud with Marty Scurll. Well, that's just...neat!

Marty Scurll and Jeff Hardy vs Lio Rush and MVP.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Scurll vs Lio Rush feud. Marty Scurll is the reigning WCW United States champion, and has been since 17 August 2020.

The Match: Lio Rush hits a rolling kick on Jeff. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. SUPER frankensteiner on Jeff, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Lio Rush and MVP. MVP \ Lio Rush whip Jeff into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. MVP drives a thrust kick into the chest of Jeff. Covers for a quick two count. Double arm suplex by MVP connects as Jeff hits hard. Jeff pushes out of a MVP hold. High Angle DDT by Jeff Hardy just SPIKES MVP down! Tag between Jeff Hardy and Marty Scurll. Spin kick by Marty Scurll to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Super kick by Marty Scurll. MVP once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Tag to Lio Rush. Flying cross body off the top rope! Vicious kick to the teeth from Lio Rush. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Standing leg lariat by Lio Rush on Scurll. Scurll backdrops Lio Rush out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Marty Scurll. Flying cross body off the top rope! Marty Scurll floors Lio Rush. Crossface Chickenwing!!! Lio Rush taps out! Scurll \ Jeff climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.

Steve Austin is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is Kenny Omega, who comes out from the back. They do a straight interview, but it is ended abruptly when Shinsuke Nakamura comes out of nowhere and attacks Kenny Omega. The brawl is swift and violent, and ends with Omega down and out on the floor of the set. Shinsuke Nakamura walks off, having made his point.

The Authors of Pain vs Real American Heroes.

Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. The Authors of Pain and Real American Heroes have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the WCW Tag Team titles. Real American Heroes have been WCW Tag Team champions since 31 May 2020.

The Match: A Gut buster connects on Akam and hits hard. Death valley driver by Karl Anderson! No one executes that move properly anymore. Real American Heroes hook up Akam, then hit a double suplex. Dropkick from the middle of the ladder by Ryan. Akam kicks Karl Anderson in the gut to reverse the momentum. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Joey Ryan by Rezar. Remember when that was a legit finish? Rezar slams Joey Ryan onto the ladder. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Akam just KILLS Karl Anderson! Karl Anderson gets sent flying to the outside. Meanwhile, Joey Ryan is climbing the ladder! The Authors of Pain see it...and climb up as well! Ryan gets grabbed....double superplex off the ladder! The Authors of Pain set the ladder back up, and climb up to claim up for the win! The Authors of Pain go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

[WeirdViper]

Re: WCW Rebirth (EWR)

NOVEMBER 11TH 2020
UPCOMING: MAYHEM NOVEMBER 29TH 2020

Trish Stratus is standing in the set for her personal interview segment. She announces that tonight's guests are Shayna Baszler and Paige. They make separate entrances, and stand either side of Trish. It doesn't take long before insults are flying, and soon Trish Stratus is shoved aside, and the two workers brawl, taking most of the set with them. Trish does not look happy as she surveys the damage to the set.

The IIconics vs Sonya Deville and Aliyah.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Double arm suplex by Sonya Deville connects as Kay hits hard. Kay tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Aliyah. Sonya Deville scoops up Kay. Aliyah bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Kay takes a hard, stinging chop from Aliyah. One word: Ow. Billie Kay powers out of a Aliyah headlock. Kay tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Aliyah. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kay tags out to Peyton Royce. Big clothesline from Royce. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Aliyah takes a right hand to the temple from Royce. Royce walks into a drop toe hold. Aliyah hits a soaring kick on Royce. Tag to Sonya Deville. Peyton Royce just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Deville. Royce tags out to Billie Kay. Sonya Deville snap suplexes Kay HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Deville is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Duke And Shafir come running down the aisle with chairs! Deville and Billie Kay continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Jessamyn Duke slides in and blasts Billie Kay with a chair to the head! Duke climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Sonya Deville has Billie Kay down on the canvas. Kimura!!! Billie Kay taps out! Duke And Shafir don't look like they've finished! They continue to beat down on The IIconics until a host of referees and officials run out to pull them off!

Lacey Evans is backstage. She was building up the feud with Bayley. Well, that's just...neat!

Cheerleader Melissa vs Xia Brookside.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Xia Brookside strikes Melissa. STIFF high kick on Melissa by Xia Brookside. Spin kick by Xia Brookside to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Flying elbow from Xia Brookside connects. Brookside drops an elbow...but Cheerleader Melissa moves out of the way. Cheerleader Melissa arm drags Brookside over and locks on an armbar. Cheerleader Melissa hits a stalling suplex on Brookside. Covers for a quick two count. Cheerleader Melissa misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Brookside crushes Melissa with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Xia Brookside and Melissa is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Melissa pushes out of a Xia Brookside hold. Brookside gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Melissa! Cheerleader Melissa misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Xia Brookside hits a rolling kick on Melissa. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Cheerleader Melissa gets whipped into the turnbuckles by Brookside. Brooksey Bomb!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Xia Brookside climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory

Xia Li is backstage. She continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Bianca Belair. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.

Team Ninja vs The Beautiful People.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Angelina hits a dropkick on Kacy Catanzaro. Actually, it barely touched! Weak bodyslam by Angelina. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. Velvet Sky scoops up Kacy. Angelina bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Kick to the gut from Velvet Sky, who sadly, was even able to botch THAT. Covers for a quick two count. Kacy takes a back suplex. Kacy Catanzaro pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tor-NADO DDT from Kacy Catanzaro, Velvet Sky got planted! Kacy tags out to Kayden Carter. Velvet Sky takes a knee lift from Carter. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Carter tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Velvet Sky. Velvet Sky ducks a wild right hand. Tag to Angelina Love. Back heel kick from Angelina on Carter. Angelina Love with an enziguri. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Angelina strikes away at Kayden Carter, not doing much damage at all. Carter pushes out of a Angelina Love hold. Back heel kick from Carter on Angelina. Angelina Love is in big trouble...Type Name Here!! 1....2....3! Team Ninja remain in the ring, celebrating their victory.

Team Ninja are backstage. They put themselves over, talking about how great they are and the usual jazz.

Xia Li vs Scarlett Bordeaux.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Scarlett Bordeaux takes a right hand to the temple from Xia Li. Xia Li hits a piledriver on Scarlett Bordeaux. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Hooks the leg for a two count. Scarlett reverses a Xia Li hammerlock. Xia Li hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Weak bodyslam on Xia Li by Scarlett sets up a legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Flapjack from Scarlett on Xia Li. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Scarlett hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Xia Li pushes out of a Scarlett Bordeaux hold. Weak bodyslam by Xia Li. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flapjack from Xia Li on Scarlett. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Scarlett gets splashed in the corner. Scarlett hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Xia Li goes for a splash but Scarlett puts the knees up. Xia Li gets splashed in the corner. Scarlett Bordeaux blasts Xia Li with a superkick. Bianca Belair comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Xia Li turns around. Bianca Belair spins Xia Li around. Bianca Belair hits the Kiss of Death! Belair leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Scarlett Bordeaux pins Xia Li. Bianca Belair pushes the referee aside, then continues to assault Xia Li! Right hands rain down on Xia Li, pounding her into the canvas. Satisfied with her work, Bianca Belair turns and leaves the ring, the damage done.

Zelina Vega is backstage with Duke And Shafir. Zelina Vega was building up the feud with The IIconics.

Bayley vs Ruby Riott.

Match Background: Bayley is the reigning WCW Womens United States champion, and has been since 31 May 2020.

The Match: Ruby Riott hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Ruby Riott hits a ****ty missile dropkick on Bayley. There's a two count on the pin. Ruby Riott drops an elbow...but Bayley moves out of the way. Big forearm by Bayley makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Stun Gun from Bayley! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. There's a two count on the pin. Bayley plants Ruby Riott with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! A Gut buster connects on Ruby Riott and hits hard. Ruby Riott pushes out of a Bayley hold. Flying elbow off the top rope by Ruby Riott, getting as close to zero air as possible. There's a two count on the pin. Ruby Riott with an enziguri. Pin, but Bayley is out just before the three count. Ruby Riott hits a dropkick on Bayley. Actually, it barely touched! Ruby Riott hits a quick kick on Bayley. Ruby Riott walks into a drop toe hold. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Bayley. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Bayley just KILLS Ruby Riott! Lacey Evans comes running down the aisle with a chair! Ruby Riott and Bayley continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Lacey Evans slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Bayley moves! Evans accidentally blasts Ruby Riott with a chair to the head! Bayley throws Evans out of the ring! Ruby Riott can barely stand. Here it comes - Bayley-to-Belly. 1....2...3, it's finished. Bayley remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Paige is in the ring. Shayna Baszler comes out, and attacks. Shayna Baszler gets the upper hand. Shayna Baszler floors Paige. Paige Tap Out!!! Paige goes limp! Shayna Baszler stole the finisher of Paige and used it on her!