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Show Preview
Shane McMahon has announced that on this weeks Smackdown they will continue this establishment of gold. This time in the tag team division.
We will see Miz and Morrison take on the Worlds Greatest Tag Team in a tag team ladder match to become the first ever Smackdown Tag Team Champions.Comment
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AUGUST 19TH 2011
UPCOMING PPV SUMMERSLAM AUGUST 28TH 2011
Mark Henry vs Mason Ryan.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Henry slams Mason Ryan. Mark Henry misses a clothesline. Henry gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Mark Henry charges, Ryan moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Powerbomb on Henry. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Ryan drops an elbow...but Mark Henry moves out of the way. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Mason Ryan by Henry. Remember when that was a legit finish? Nice piledriver on Ryan. Hooks the leg for a two count. Mark Henry scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but Ryan is out just before the three count. Henry walks into a drop toe hold. Ryan hits a piledriver on Mark Henry. That used to end matches, you know. Pin, but Henry is out just before the three count. Henry powers out of a headlock. Mason Ryan can barely stand. World's Strongest Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Mark Henry goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 3.5*
WGTT are backstage. They were out there to hype a match against Miz and Morrison. Sounds like fun.
Segment Rating 3*
Dolph Ziggler vs Christian.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Big forearm by Dolph Ziggler makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Christian once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Ziggler is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Christian connects and Dolph Ziggler is down! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Dolph Ziggler pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Ziggler. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Spear by Dolph Ziggler. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Dolph Ziggler! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Christian fights out of a grapple. Christian hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Christian gets taken down out of nowhere! Dolph Ziggler moves in for the kill. Zig Zag! 1....2....3. Dolph Ziggler climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 4*
Gail Kim is walking backstage, when she suddenly stops and looks around. She shrugs and walks off. The camera pans to the side to see a shadowy figure emerge from behind some crates where Gail Kim was moments ago, then run off.
Segment Rating 3*
Michelle McCool vs Natalya Neidhart.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Vertical suplex by Natalya Neidhart. Vicious back suplex! Michelle McCool got nailed big time! Hooks the leg for a two count. Michelle blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Michelle suplexes Natalya to the canvas and picks the opponent back up again. Michelle McCool snap suplexes Natalya HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Michelle is now a bonifide HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! There's a two count on the pin. Michelle hits a badly done swinging DDT on Natalya Neidhart. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Michelle suplexes Natalya to the canvas and floats over. Natalya Neidhart reverses a hip toss. Michelle takes a quick lariat. Covers for a quick two count. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Michelle! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Natalya drives a thrust kick into the chest of Michelle. Back suplex on Michelle. Michelle McCool comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Right hand from Michelle on Natalya. Forward suplex from Michelle. Natalya Neidhart slugs Michelle McCool, sending her down into the corner. While Natalya fires up the crowd, Michelle is removing the turnbuckle pad! Natalya Neidhart comes over...but Michelle grabs her by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Natalya Neidhart face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Michelle McCool rolls up the stunned Natalya Neidhart: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? Michelle McCool remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Match Rating 3.5*
Gail Kim is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Kharma, who grabs a chair from ringside as she hits the ring. Gail Kim turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Kharma moves in for the kill. Implant Buster!!! That shook the ring. Kharma raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Gail Kim, causing her to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Gail Kim, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing her wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Gail Kim as Kharma exits via the crowd.
Segment Rating 3*
David Otunga vs William Regal.
Match Background: None.
The Match: David Otunga hits a right hand on William Regal. Otunga hits a piledriver on William Regal. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. There's a two count on the pin. William Regal comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Otunga gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Regal! Vertical suplex by William Regal. There's a two count on the pin. William Regal brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Otunga in the ring! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! A Gut buster connects on Otunga and hits hard. Regal walks into a drop toe hold. David Otunga DDTs Regal, but it just looked terrible. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flapjack from Otunga on Regal. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! David Otunga with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Regal. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. David Otunga hits Regal. Regal ducks a wild right hand. Otunga gets caught with a short powerbomb from Regal. Otunga gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! David Otunga can barely stand. Here it comes - Knee Trembler. 1....2...3, it's finished. William Regal climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 3.5*
Randy Orton is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Rey Mysterio, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!
Segment Rating 4.5*
Rey Mysterio vs Sheamus.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Mysterio is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Sheamus charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Rey Mysterio strikes Sheamus. Mysterio whips Sheamus into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! DDT from the top rope by Rey Mysterio. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Sheamus ducks a wild right hand. Running knee lift from Sheamus. Full nelson slam on Mysterio. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Sheamus connects and Rey Mysterio is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Mysterio blocks a punch. SUPER frankensteiner on Sheamus, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Sheamus elbows Rey Mysterio in the face to break a hammerlock. Randy Orton comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Mysterio turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Orton! Randy Orton has left Mysterio in big trouble. Rey Mysterio can barely stand. Brogue Kick!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Randy Orton isn't finished with his attack yet! Rey Mysterio stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Randy Orton. RKO!!! Rey Mysterio has been put down on the canvas! Randy Orton shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Mysterio gets picked up...and hit with another RKO! Rey Mysterio is spread-eagled on the canvas. Orton again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...RKO, the third one in a row! Randy Orton eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Mysterio, who isn't moving.
Match Rating 4*
Miz and Morrison are backstage. They wanted to rip into WGTT.
Segment Rating 4*
Miz and Morrison vs WGTT.
Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. This match is for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team titles.
The Match: Charlie Haas snap suplexes The Miz HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Haas is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Morrison! Shelton Benjamin scoops up The Miz. Haas bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Face-first suplex onto the ladder from Haas! The Miz pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying elbow from John Morrison connects. John Morrison dives off the middle of the ladder with a clothesline that connects. Spear! Shelton is down! Shelton Benjamin gets sent flying to the outside. Meanwhile, Charlie Haas is climbing the ladder! Miz and Morrison see it...and climb up as well! Haas gets grabbed....double superplex off the ladder! Miz and Morrison set the ladder back up, and climb up to claim up for the win! Miz and Morrison climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.
Match Rating 4.5*
Show Rating 3.5*Comment
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After taking a bad fall at the conclusion of the tag team ladder match in the Smackdown main event, WWE officials have learned that Charlie Haas has suffered a ripped bicep which is set to keep him out of action for up to 7 months.
We hope for a speedy recovery and that Charlie can return sooner.
His friend and tag partner Shelton Benjamin will have to continue without Haas, will he find a new partner? Or go into singles action?Comment
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AUGUST 22ND2011
UPCOMING PPV SUMMERSLAM AUGUST 28TH 2011
Just before going on the air for Raw, Stephanie McMahon made the following announcement:
"Tonight, Monday Night Raw will bring you 2 huge main event caliber matches, first, Kane and Wade Barrett will go 1 on 1, and in the main event John Cena goes 1 on 1 with Alberto Del Rio.
These 2 matches are very important because the winners will go on, this Sunday to face off 1 on 1 for the WWE Championship!"
Rhodes Brothers vs Cryme Tyme.
Match Background: Rhodes and Dustin are teaming up as Rhodes Brothers for the first time tonight.
The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up JTG who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on JTG by Rhodes. Remember when that was a legit finish? There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Dustin Rhodes. Rhodes Brothers whip JTG into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Flying shoulder tackle by Dustin sends JTG CRASHING to the mat. Dustin Rhodes misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Shad Gaspard. Spinebuster by Shad Gaspard. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! BIG clothesline on Dustin. Dustin Rhodes once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Fallaway slam by Dustin Rhodes puts down Shad Gaspard. Tag to Cody Rhodes. Shad is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Tag to JTG. Cody Rhodes with a spinning neckbreaker on JTG. JTG is in big trouble...Elevated Cross Rhodes!! 1....2....3! Rhodes Brothers climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.
Match Rating 3.5*
Kane is backstage. He wanted to rip into Wade Barrett. Not literally, of course. That would just be nasty. Instead, this was a good way to build up to an eventual match.
Segment Rating 3.5*
Jack Swagger vs Kofi Kingston.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Kingston hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Swagger goes down. Implant DDT by Kofi Kingston! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Kingston hits a dropkick on Jack Swagger and gets right back up. Swagger reverses a Kofi Kingston hammerlock. Flying shoulder tackle by Swagger sends Kingston CRASHING to the mat. Jack Swagger hits a stalling suplex on Kingston. There's a two count on the pin. Kofi Kingston avoids a Jack Swagger avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Flying reverse elbow by Kofi Kingston. Covers for a quick two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Kofi Kingston, Swagger got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Swagger reverses a waistlock. Swagger drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Kingston. Jack Swagger gets taken down out of nowhere! Kingston hits a dropkick on Jack Swagger and gets right back up. Kofi Kingston moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Trouble In Paradise. 1....2...3, it's finished. Kofi Kingston climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 4*
Brie Bella is in the ring. AJ Lee comes out, and challenges her to a match tonight. The challenge is accepted.
Segment Rating 3*
Brie Bella vs AJ Lee.
Match Background: None.
The Match: AJ Lee hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Brie kicks AJ Lee in the gut to reverse the momentum. AJ Lee gets hip tossed by Brie and follows it up with two more. Brie Bella misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Flying knee to the face from Brie Bella. Cover, but there's no one to count for Brie Bella! Brie Bella misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Implant DDT by AJ Lee! I will always and forever mark out for that move. AJ Lee crushes Brie with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Brie goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Brie powers out of a headlock. Flying elbow off the top rope by Brie Bella, but there was NO elevation off the leap. Pin, but AJ Lee is out just before the three count. AJ Lee counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Nikki Bella comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but AJ Lee ducks! Brie Bella gets hit! AJ Lee knocks Nikki out of the ring. Brie Bella gets knocked to the ground by AJ Lee. Here it comes...Octopus! Brie Bella taps! Brie and Nikki are putting the boots to AJ Lee! Kaitlyn comes running down the aisle with a chair! She slides in, sending Bella Twins running for cover. Kaitlyn saved AJ Lee from a major beating.
Match Rating 3*
Christopher Daniels is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Michael McGillicutty. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.
Segment Rating 4*
Christopher Daniels vs Michael McGillicutty.
Match Background: None.
The Match: STIFF high kick on Mike McG by Christopher Daniels. Spin kick by Christopher Daniels to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Covers for a quick two count. Christopher Daniels gets taken down out of nowhere! Christopher Daniels takes a butterfly suplex from Mike McG. Michael McGillicutty snap suplexes Daniels. Fallaway slam by Michael McGillicutty puts down Christopher Daniels. Mike McG charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. SUPER frankensteiner on Mike McG, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Michael McGillicutty gets knocked to the ground by Daniels, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, BME! 1....2....3. Christopher Daniels climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 3.5*
Alberto Del Rio is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against John Cena. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.
Segment Rating 4.5*
Kane vs Wade Barrett.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Barrett scoops and slams Kane. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Wade Barrett connects with rights and lefts and Kane is down! BIG clothesline on Kane. Running knee lift from Wade Barrett. Kane powers out of a headlock. BIG clothesline on Barrett. Kane hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Kane gets taken down out of nowhere! Big piledriver on Kane. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Wade Barrett! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Kane kicks Wade Barrett in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kane slams Wade Barrett. Barrett reverses a waistlock. Bodyslam by Barrett. Wade Barrett gets whipped into the corner. Kane charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Barrett uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Wade Barrett remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Match Rating 4*
John Cena is backstage. He always delivers the promo goodness. He was out there to hype a match against Alberto Del Rio. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.
Segment Rating 4.5*
John Cena vs Alberto Del Rio.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Cena scoops and slams Alberto Del Rio. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, John Cena ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Fallaway slam by John Cena puts down Alberto Del Rio. Flying shoulder tackle by Cena sends Del Rio CRASHING to the mat. Del Rio counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Flying elbow from Alberto Del Rio connects. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Alberto Del Rio! There's a two count on the pin. Cena reverses a waistlock. Massive backbreaker on Del Rio and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by John Cena just KILLS Alberto Del Rio! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Del Rio pushes out of a John Cena hold. Big forearm by Alberto Del Rio makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. John Cena comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Cena slams Alberto Del Rio down and motions to the crowd. John Cena moves in for the kill. Attitude Adjustment!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Wade Barrett comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Wade Barrett spins Cena around. Wade Barrett hits the Wasteland! John Cena has been left down on the canvas.
Match Rating 4*
Show Rating 4*Comment
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AUGUST 26TH 2011
UPCOMING PPV SUMMERSLAM AUGUST 28TH 2011
Prior to tonight's Smackdown, Shane McMahon has announced that kicking off tonights show, we will see a triple threat match for the United States Championship between Shelton Benjamin, Evan Bourne and Brodus Clay.
Evan Bourne vs Shelton Benjamin vs Brodus Clay.
Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the WWE United States title.
The Match: Evan Bourne strikes Shelton. Spinning back kick from Evan Bourne. Shelton reverses a waistlock. Shelton Benjamin dropkicks Bourne after leaping off an upturned shopping cart! Massive backbreaker on Shelton and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Bourne hits a dropkick on Brodus Clay and gets right back up. Clay reverses a waistlock. Shelton \ Clay whip Bourne into the corner. Shelton Benjamin whips Brodus Clay in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Tor-NADO DDT from Shelton Benjamin, Bourne got planted! Frying pan shot by Clay. Shelton powers out of a headlock. Big dropkick by Shelton Benjamin, who got a ton of air on the move. Evan Bourne can barely stand. Pay Dirt!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Match Rating 3.5*
Rey Mysterio is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Randy Orton, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!
Segment Rating 4.5*
William Regal vs John Morrison.
Match Background:
The Match: John Morrison kicks the leg, knocks Regal down, and goes to work on it. William Regal reverses a hip toss. William Regal gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Regal. Regal whips Morrison into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Morrison gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Cover, but there's no one to count for William Regal! Morrison pushes out of a William Regal hold. John Morrison hits a rolling kick on Regal. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Lightning kick by Morrison on Regal. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from John Morrison and Regal is out! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! William Regal reverses a hip toss. BRAINBUSTAH~! by William Regal! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Morrison powers out of a headlock. The Miz comes running down the aisle with a chair! Morrison whips William Regal into the ropes. The Miz jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between The Miz, Regal, and the chair! William Regal staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Morrison and The Miz tie William Regal up in the ropes, then start punching away at him until referees run down and break it up.
Match Rating 4*
Gail Kim is backstage. She got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Kharma, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!
Segment Rating 3.5*
Eve Torres vs Layla El.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Eve Torres strikes Layla. Layla counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Layla El hits Eve. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Layla El scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Eve reverses a waistlock. Face crusher from Eve on Layla sets up for an elbowdrop. Back heel kick from Eve on Layla. There's a two count on the pin. Eve face jams Layla El. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Eve Torres misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Big clothesline from Layla. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Eve blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Eve Torres floors Layla El...and climbs the turnbuckles. Moonsault!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Eve Torres climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory
Match Rating 3.5*
Dolph Ziggler is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Rey Mysterio. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.
Segment Rating 3.5*
Christian vs The Miz.
Match Background:
The Match: Running knee lift from Christian. The Miz takes a quick lariat. There's a two count on the pin. The Miz ducks a wild right hand. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, The Miz ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. The Miz with a spinning neckbreaker on Christian. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Miz scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. BIG clothesline on Christian. Christian fights out of a grapple. Christian hits a stalling suplex on The Miz. There's a two count on the pin. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Christian who held onto that one for ages. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! The Miz charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Christian snap suplexes The Miz. The Miz counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Fallaway slam by The Miz puts down Christian. The Miz scores with a standing spinebuster. John Morrison comes running down the aisle with a chair! The Miz whips Christian into the ropes. Morrison jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Morrison, Christian, and the chair! Christian staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! The Miz and Morrison are putting the boots to Christian! William Regal comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Miz and Morrison running for cover. William Regal saved Christian from a major beating.
Match Rating 4*
Kharma is in the ring. Gail Kim comes out, and challenges her to a match at SummerSlam. The challenge is accepted.
Segment Rating 3*
Bobby Lashley vs Sheamus.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Lashley scoops and slams Sheamus. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Bobby Lashley connects with rights and lefts and Sheamus is down! Fallaway slam by Bobby Lashley puts down Sheamus. Sheamus charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Sheamus counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! BIG clothesline on Lashley. Lashley walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lashley counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Nice piledriver on Sheamus. Covers for a quick two count. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pin, but Sheamus is out just before the three count. Sheamus reverses a waistlock. Lashley is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Bobby Lashley is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Bodyslam by Lashley. Bobby Lashley moves in for the kill. Spear!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Bobby Lashley climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 3.5*
Shane McMahon is backstage, and announces that at SummerSlam we will see Miz and Morrison and Christian \ Regal fight in a tag team match.
Segment Rating 4*
Dolph Ziggler vs Rey Mysterio.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Flying shoulder tackle by Ziggler sends Mysterio CRASHING to the mat. Massive backbreaker on Mysterio and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. Ziggler walks into a drop toe hold. Spinning back kick from Rey Mysterio. Hard back suplex on Ziggler. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Rey Mysterio, Ziggler got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Mysterio hits a dropkick on Dolph Ziggler and gets right back up. Ziggler kicks Rey Mysterio in the gut to reverse the momentum. Ziggler hits a piledriver on Rey Mysterio. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Dolph Ziggler, Mysterio got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Bodyslam by Ziggler. STIFF~! chop lights up Mysterio who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Mysterio blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Implant DDT by Rey Mysterio! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Vicious kick to the teeth from Rey Mysterio. Rey Mysterio has Dolph Ziggler down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Torpedo Splash! 1....2....3. Randy Orton comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Randy Orton spins Mysterio around. Randy Orton hits the RKO! Rey Mysterio has been left down on the canvas.
Match Rating 4*
Show Rating 3.5*Comment
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This Sunday, live on Pay Per View we will see WWE Summerslam, with a card full of championship matches
from Smackdown:
Smackdown Women's Championship
Gail Kim (C) VS Kharma
United States Championship
Shelton Benjamin (C) vs Drew Mcintyre
Smackdown Tag Team Championship
Miz & Morrison vs Christian and Regal
World Championship
Randy Orton (C) vs Rey Mysterio
From Raw
WWE Championship
John Cena vs Wade Barrett
Intercontinental Championship
Michael Mcgillicutty vs Christopher Daniels
Raw Womens Championship
AJ Lee vs Nikki Bella
Raw Tag Team Championship
Cryme Time vs Hawkins & Ryder vs Rhodes BrothersComment
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1. Gail Kim
2. Shelton Benjamin
3. Christian and Regal
4. Rey Mysterio
5. Wade Barrett
6. Christopher Daniels
7. AJ Lee
8. Hawkins and RyderComment
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I only know who some of these people are, lol, but here's my picks:
Gail Kim
Shelton Benjamin
Christian and Regal
Rey Mysterio
Wade Barrett (IDK who he is but I'm not a Cena fan)
Christopher Daniels
...and I don't know the rest!Check out my WWE2K19 Universe Dynasty - "The Monday Night Wars...REIGNITED" WCW vs. WWE vs. ECWComment
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August 28th 2011
PRE SHOW
John Cena is walking backstage, when out of nowhere he gets grabbed and pulled behind some crates. We hear a crack, and someone's footsteps running off. The camera pans over, and John Cena is out cold on the floor, a monkey wrench lying next to him, with no sign of the attacker.
Segment Rating 4.5*
MAIN SHOW
Shelton Benjamin vs Drew McIntyre
Match Background: McIntyre and Shelton are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE United States title.
The Match: Shelton hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Shelton goes for a splash but McIntyre puts the knees up. Drew McIntyre connects with rights and lefts and Shelton Benjamin is down! Shelton reverses an irish whip...and Drew McIntyre runs into the referee! Drew McIntyre scores with a standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Shelton reverses a waistlock. Shelton hits a dropkick on Drew McIntyre and gets right back up. McIntyre takes a NICE hurrancarana from Shelton Benjamin. Covers for a quick two count. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of McIntyre! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Drew McIntyre elbows Shelton Benjamin in the face to break a hammerlock. Spear by Drew McIntyre. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Shelton counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Drew McIntyre is in trouble. Pay Dirt! 1....2....3. Shelton Benjamin is still in the ring celebrating. Drew McIntyre pushes the referee away. Drew McIntyre spins Shelton around. Drew McIntyre hits the Future Shock!
Match Rating 3.5*
Rhodes Brothers vs Hawkins and Ryder vs Cryme Tyme.
Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Cryme Tyme and Rhodes Brothers are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. This match is for the WWE Raw Tag Team titles.
The Match: Powerbomb on Rhodes. Spear! JTG is down! Hawkins and Ryder whip Dustin into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hawkins is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Shad Gaspard drives the ladder into Ryder. Spinebuster by Dustin Rhodes. Rhodes Brothers whip JTG into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Nice piledriver on Rhodes. Whip into the ladder by Dustin. Powerbomb on Dustin. Rhodes counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Rhodes rams JTG into the ladder. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Cody Rhodes and Dustin Rhodes climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win.
Match Rating 3.5*
Kharma vs Gail Kim.
Match Background: Gail Kim and Kharma have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE SmackDown Womens title. Gail Kim has been WWE SmackDown Womens champion since 12 August 2011.
The Match: Gail Kim hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Gail Kim strikes Kharma. Gail Kim uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Gail Kim hits a dropkick on Kharma and gets right back up. Kharma blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Kharma slams Gail Kim down and motions to the crowd. Kharma hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Gail Kim reverses a waistlock. Gail Kim crushes Kharma with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Gail Kim. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Kharma elbows Gail Kim in the face to break a hammerlock. Kharma hits a right hand. Kharma misses a clothesline. Hard back suplex on Kharma. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Kharma gets whipped into the corner by Gail Kim, who charges in with a clothesline. Kharma grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Kharma gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. Kharma looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Kharma has lost it!
Match Rating 3*
Christopher Daniels vs Michael McGillicutty.
Match Background: Mike McG and Daniels are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE Intercontinental title.
The Match: Daniels just WAFFLES Mike McG with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Mike McG blocks a kick from Christopher Daniels. Mike McG scoops and slams Christopher Daniels. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Christopher Daniels charges, Mike McG moves, and the referee is knocked silly! TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Daniels! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Daniels powers out of a headlock. Hard back suplex on Mike McG. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Flying reverse elbow by Christopher Daniels. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Christopher Daniels and Mike McG is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Christopher Daniels gets taken down out of nowhere! Doctor Bomb connects and Daniels landed hard. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Daniels kicks Michael McGillicutty in the gut to reverse the momentum. Christopher Daniels has Michael McGillicutty down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, BME! 1....2....3. Christopher Daniels goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 3*
Christian and William Regal vs Miz and Morrison.
Match Background: Christian \ Regal and Miz and Morrison have been feuding recently. Miz and Morrison hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Christian \ Regal during the feud. This match is for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team titles. Miz and Morrison have been WWE SmackDown Tag Team champions since 19 August 2011.
The Match: Christian connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. BAAACK Body drop by The Miz gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to William Regal. Christian \ Regal hook up The Miz, then hit a double suplex. Covers for a quick two count. The Miz takes a butterfly suplex from Regal. Regal goes for a splash but The Miz puts the knees up. Massive backbreaker on Regal and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to John Morrison. Morrison crushes Regal with a huge legdrop. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Morrison goes for a splash but Regal puts the knees up. A Gut buster connects on Morrison and hits hard. Regal tags out to Christian. Christian gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Christian. Tag to The Miz. Stun Gun from Christian! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. The Miz slides out and grabs a chair! Christian goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. Christian \ Regal climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.
Match Rating 3.5*
AJ Lee vs Nikki Bella.
Match Background: AJ Lee and Nikki are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE Raw Womens title.
The Match: AJ Lee kicks the leg, knocks Nikki down, and goes to work on it. Nikki counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Some chops from Nikki, are pretty much no sold as AJ Lee doesn't seem to be any worse for wear. AJ Lee reverses an irish whip...and Nikki Bella runs into the referee! Nikki Bella with an enziguri. That reminds me...R.I.P, Owen Hart. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! AJ Lee powers out of a headlock. Spin kick by AJ Lee to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Nikki is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Nikki. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pin, but Nikki is out just before the three count. Nikki reverses a AJ Lee hammerlock. Flying elbow off the top rope by Nikki Bella, but there was NO elevation off the leap. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. AJ Lee avoids a Nikki Bella avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Brie Bella comes running down the aisle with a chair! Nikki and AJ Lee continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Brie Bella slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but AJ Lee moves! Brie accidentally blasts Nikki with a chair to the head! AJ Lee throws Brie out of the ring! AJ Lee has Nikki Bella down on the canvas. Here it comes...Octopus! Nikki Bella taps! AJ Lee goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory
Match Rating 3*
Rey Mysterio vs Randy Orton.
Match Background: Orton and Mysterio have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the World Heavyweight title. Randy Orton has been World Heavyweight champion since 05 August 2011.
The Match: Mysterio hits a dropkick on Randy Orton and gets right back up. Mysterio crushes Orton with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Orton flips out of a Rey Mysterio bodyslam attempt. Mysterio is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Bodyslam by Orton. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pin, but Mysterio is out just before the three count. Rey Mysterio charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Mysterio flips out of a Randy Orton bodyslam attempt. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. DDT from the top rope by Rey Mysterio. That looked KILLER. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Mysterio hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Mysterio walks into a drop toe hold. BAAACK Body drop by Mysterio gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Randy Orton scores with a big spinebuster. Rey Mysterio slugs Randy Orton, sending him down into the corner. While Mysterio fires up the crowd, Orton is removing the turnbuckle pad! Rey Mysterio comes over...but Orton grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Rey Mysterio face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Randy Orton rolls up the stunned Rey Mysterio, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Randy Orton. Randy Orton remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Match Rating 4*
John Cena vs Wade Barrett.
Match Background: Cena and Barrett are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE title.
The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Wade Barrett ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Cena blocks a kick from Wade Barrett. STIFF~! chop lights up Barrett who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Cena whips Barrett into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Barrett ducks a wild right hand. BIG clothesline on Cena. Spinebuster by Wade Barrett. Covers for a quick two count. Powerbomb on Cena. Pin, but Cena is out just before the three count. Cena kicks Wade Barrett in the gut to reverse the momentum. Nice piledriver on Barrett. Pin, but Barrett is out just before the three count. Wade Barrett elbows John Cena in the face to break a hammerlock. Triple H comes running down the aisle with a chair! Barrett and John Cena continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Triple H slides in and blasts John Cena with a chair to the head! HHH climbs out of the ring, the damage done! John Cena is in trouble. Here it comes - Wasteland. 1....2...3, it's finished. Wade Barrett smiles and walks over and shakes hands with Triple H, thanking him for interfering and helping win this match.
Match Rating 4*
Show Rating 4*Comment
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August 29th 2011
Next PPV Night of Champions September 25th 2011
John Cena is in the ring, and he calls out Wade Barrett. There is no response, so John Cena walks off backstage to find him.
Segment Rating 4*
Christopher Daniels vs Alberto Del Rio.
Match Background: Christopher Daniels is the reigning WWE Intercontinental champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.
The Match: Spinning back kick from Christopher Daniels. Christopher Daniels connects with a back heel kick on Del Rio and gets back up quickly. Daniels hits a dropkick on Alberto Del Rio and gets right back up. Hard back suplex on Del Rio. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Del Rio blocks a kick from Christopher Daniels. Del Rio hits a dropkick on Christopher Daniels and gets right back up. Spinebuster by Alberto Del Rio. There's a two count on the pin. Christopher Daniels once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Lightning kick by Daniels on Del Rio. Covers for a quick two count. Diamond Dust from Christopher Daniels and Del Rio is out! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Alberto Del Rio powers out of a Christopher Daniels headlock. Alberto Del Rio connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Daniels flips out of a Alberto Del Rio bodyslam attempt. Del Rio takes a flying neckbreaker from Christopher Daniels. Christopher Daniels has Alberto Del Rio down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - BME, forget about it. 1....2...3! Michael McGillicutty comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Michael McGillicutty spins Daniels around. Michael McGillicutty hits the McGillicutter! Christopher Daniels has been left down on the canvas.
Match Rating 3.5*
Cryme Tyme are backstage. They talked trash about Rhodes Brothers, continuing their feud. Now, THIS was a good, solid way of hyping it up.
Segment Rating 4*
Kelly Kelly vs Sarah Stock.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Standing leg lariat by Sarah Stock on Kelly. Implant DDT by Sarah Stock! I will always and forever mark out for that move. There's a two count on the pin. Kelly reverses a waistlock. Sarah Stock takes a knee lift from Kelly. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Kelly hits a quick kick on Stock. Kelly hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Stock powers out of a headlock. Stock crushes Kelly with a huge legdrop. Sarah Stock moves in for the kill. Tiger Driver! 1....2....3. Sarah Stock goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory
Match Rating 3*
Backstage, a crowd is forming around John Cena, who has been knocked unconscious and left down and out. Paramedics come over to help, although nobody seems to know who was responsible for the attack.
Segment Rating 4.5*
Chris Jericho vs R-Truth.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Double arm suplex by Chris Jericho connects as R-Truth hits hard. R-Truth gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Jericho! Jericho slams R-Truth down and motions to the crowd. A Gut buster connects on R-Truth and hits hard. Jericho walks into a drop toe hold. R-Truth hits a rolling kick on Jericho. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. R-Truth crushes Jericho with a running senton. Covers for a quick two count. R-Truth gets taken down out of nowhere! Gutwrench into a powerbomb, aka the Doctor Bomb and R-Truth hits hard. There's a two count on the pin. Belly to belly off the top rope! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jericho walks into a drop toe hold. R-Truth connects with rights and lefts and Chris Jericho is down! R-Truth drops an elbow...but Chris Jericho moves out of the way. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on R-Truth by Jericho. Remember when that was a legit finish? Chris Jericho moves in for the kill. Codebreaker! 1....2....3. Chris Jericho goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 3.5*
Brandi Rhodes comes down to the ring and takes a microphone. She announces that she has signed a tag team, and that her new clients are Rhodes Brothers. Out come Rhodes Brothers, and they shake hands with their new manager, signaling the new alliance.
Segment Rating 3.5*
AJ Lee and Kaitlyn vs Bella Twins.
Match Background: AJ Lee and Nikki have been feuding recently. Nikki has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. AJ Lee is the reigning WWE Raw Womens champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.
The Match: Kaitlyn punches away at Brie Bella. Badly executed second rope splash by Kaitlyn convinces me that I can do better. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to AJ Lee. AJ Lee \ Kaitlyn whip Brie into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. AJ Lee hits a dropkick on Brie Bella and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spinning back kick from AJ Lee. Brie kicks AJ Lee in the gut to reverse the momentum. Swan Dive headbutt from Brie but without much elevation on the leap. Tag to Nikki Bella. Big forearm by Nikki draws laughter from the crowd because it was THAT bad. Nikki tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on AJ Lee. Nikki goes for a splash but AJ Lee puts the knees up. Tag between AJ Lee and Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn hits a sloppy *** bulldog off the ropes. Kaitlyn DDTs Nikki Bella. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Kaitlyn uses a neckbreaker on Nikki. Kaitlyn walks into a drop toe hold. Back heel kick from Nikki on Kaitlyn, but it missed by miles. Nikki Bella moves in for the kill. Sitout Facebuster! 1....2....3. Bella Twins nod at each other...and they attack Kaitlyn \ AJ Lee! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left Kaitlyn \ AJ Lee down and out on the canvas.
Match Rating 2*
Christopher Daniels is backstage. He was building up the feud with Michael McGillicutty. Well, that's just...neat!
Segment Rating 3.5*
Jack Swagger vs Kane.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Kane ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Kane connects with rights and lefts and Jack Swagger is down! Bodyslam by Kane. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Jack Swagger by Kane. Remember when that was a legit finish? Kane gets taken down out of nowhere! A Gut buster connects on Kane and hits hard. Massive backbreaker on Kane and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. Kane avoids a Jack Swagger avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Spear by Kane. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Kane! No one executes that move properly anymore. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kane walks into a drop toe hold. Double arm suplex by Jack Swagger connects as Kane hits hard. Kane counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Jack Swagger by Kane. Remember when that was a legit finish? Kane moves in for the kill. Chokeslam! 1....2....3. Kane goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 3.5*
The Authority have come to the ring, led by Triple H, with Stephanie McMahon and WWE Champion Wade Barrett. He takes the microphone and announces that there is a new member of the group, and introduces Kevin Nash, who comes down the aisle. He climbs in and joins his new partners, cementing the new alliance.
Segment Rating 4*
Show Rating 3.5*Comment
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September 2nd 2011
Next PPV Night of Champions September 25th 2011
The Miz vs Bobby Lashley.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Bobby Lashley hits some punches. How generic. The Miz counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, The Miz ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Lashley reverses an irish whip...and The Miz runs into the referee! Death valley driver by The Miz! No one executes that move properly anymore. Cover, but there's no one to count for The Miz! Bobby Lashley comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Bobby Lashley with a spinning neckbreaker on The Miz. Massive backbreaker on The Miz and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Bobby Lashley connects and The Miz is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! The Miz blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Spear by The Miz. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! The Miz drops an elbow...but Bobby Lashley moves out of the way. Christian comes running down the aisle with a chair! Lashley whips The Miz into the ropes. Christian jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Christian, The Miz, and the chair! The Miz staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Bobby Lashley remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Match Rating 4*
Shelton Benjamin comes out, and announces that he has decided that it is time that he had a manager. Out from the back comes Stacy Keibler, apparently making her debut as the new manager of Shelton Benjamin.
Segment Rating 4*
Kharma vs Eve Torres.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Kharma slams Eve Torres. Kharma hits some punches. How generic. Kharma with a spinning neckbreaker on Eve. Eve Torres charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Eve Torres comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Face crusher from Eve on Kharma sets up for an elbowdrop. Badly executed second rope splash by Eve. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kharma blocks a punch. Big piledriver on Eve. Hooks the leg for a two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Kharma just KILLS Eve Torres! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Eve counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kharma gets hip tossed by Eve. Kharma flips out of a Eve Torres bodyslam attempt. Flying shoulder tackle by Kharma sends Eve CRASHING to the mat. Kharma moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Implant Buster. 1....2...3, it's finished. Gail Kim comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Kharma is ready though, and strikes first! Kharma spins Gail Kim around. Kharma hits the Implant Buster! Gail Kim has been left down on the canvas. The attempted ambush has backfired.
Match Rating 3*
Christian \ Regal are backstage. They continued the feud by ripping into Miz and Morrison. Hooray for properly booked feuds!
Segment Rating 4*
Dolph Ziggler vs Rey Mysterio.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Fallaway slam by Dolph Ziggler puts down Rey Mysterio. Massive backbreaker on Mysterio and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rey Mysterio powers out of a Dolph Ziggler headlock. Rey Mysterio kicks the leg, knocks Ziggler down, and goes to work on it. Spin kick by Rey Mysterio to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Rey Mysterio. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Spin kick by Rey Mysterio to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Dolph Ziggler reverses a hip toss. Big piledriver on Mysterio. Covers for a quick two count. Mysterio walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Fallaway slam by Dolph Ziggler puts down Rey Mysterio. Dolph Ziggler hits some punches. How generic. Mysterio reverses a Dolph Ziggler hammerlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Ziggler goes down. One day, Mysterio might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tiger suplex on Ziggler. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Rey Mysterio has Dolph Ziggler down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Torpedo Splash!!! Randy Orton quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Rey Mysterio turns around. Randy Orton spins Mysterio around. Randy Orton hits the RKO! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Orton! Ziggler \ Orton are beating down on Rey Mysterio! The music of Big Show hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Ziggler and Orton bail out of the ring, leaving Rey Mysterio down in the ring. Big Show may have saved Rey Mysterio from a brutal beating.
Match Rating 4*
Drew McIntyre is his locker room when in walks Stacy Keibler. She pleads with him to give Shelton Benjamin a match, and eventually Drew McIntyre agrees.
Segment Rating 3.5*
William Regal vs John Morrison.
Match Background: This is a continuation of the Christian \ Regal vs Miz and Morrison feud.
The Match: Regal walks into a high dropkick from John Morrison, almost losing several teeth in the process. William Regal fights out of a grapple. William Regal snap suplexes Morrison. John Morrison charges, Regal moves, and the referee is knocked silly! TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Morrison! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! John Morrison pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Second rope flying axe handle, Regal goes down. One day, Morrison might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Regal takes a NICE hurrancarana from John Morrison. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Regal. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! John Morrison misses a clothesline. Spear by William Regal. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Regal walks into a drop toe hold. William Regal hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked. Morrison scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! William Regal got screwed out of the victory! John Morrison goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 4*
Shane McMahon is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Big Show \ Mysterio and Ziggler \ Orton fight in a tag team match.
Segment Rating 4*
Drew McIntyre vs Shelton Benjamin.
Match Background: McIntyre and Shelton have been feuding recently. So far, McIntyre hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Shelton since the feud started. Shelton Benjamin is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 26 August 2011.
The Match: Shelton Benjamin strikes McIntyre. McIntyre is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Shelton Benjamin hits a rolling kick on McIntyre. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Shelton slams Drew McIntyre down and motions to the crowd. McIntyre counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Shelton Benjamin takes a butterfly suplex from McIntyre. Drew McIntyre hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Shelton reverses a Drew McIntyre hammerlock. McIntyre takes a quick lariat. There's a two count on the pin. Power drive elbow by Shelton Benjamin. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! McIntyre counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! McIntyre hits a right hand. McIntyre walks into a drop toe hold. BAAACK Body drop by McIntyre gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Shelton Benjamin ducks a McIntyre clothesline and does a quick roll up. Shelton has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Shelton Benjamin climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 4*
Gail Kim is backstage. She was building up the feud with Kharma. Well, that's just...neat!
Segment Rating 3.5*
Big Show and Rey Mysterio vs Dolph Ziggler and Randy Orton.
Match Background: This is a continuation of the Orton vs Mysterio feud. Mysterio has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Randy Orton is the reigning World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 05 August 2011.
The Match: Big Show charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Nice piledriver on Big Show. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Dolph Ziggler. Ziggler \ Orton whip Big Show into the corner. Dolph Ziggler whips Randy Orton in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. A Gut buster connects on Big Show and hits hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. STIFF~! chop lights up Big Show who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Big Show reverses a waistlock. Big Show scores with a big spinebuster. Tag between Big Show and Rey Mysterio. Mysterio hits a dropkick on Dolph Ziggler and gets right back up. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Ziggler is down! Rey Mysterio misses a clothesline. Tag to Randy Orton. Nice piledriver on Mysterio. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Randy Orton connects and Rey Mysterio is down! Pin, but Mysterio is out just before the three count. Randy Orton hits some punches. How generic. Rey Mysterio once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. SUPER frankensteiner on Orton, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Rey Mysterio floors Randy Orton...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Torpedo Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Big Show \ Mysterio go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.
Match Rating 4*
Show Rating 3.5*Comment
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