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September 3rd 2011

WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon has released the following statement:

"September 5th 2011, Monday Night Raw will be live on USA, and on that night yours truly will be there and I will be making a huge announcement.

This announcement has been in the making for awhile now, and the time is right to let the entire WWE Universe know what is going on.

This announcement WILL change the present and future of WWE in ways never before felt. So I invite you all to tune in this Monday, for this historic moment."

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September 5th 2011
Next PPV Night of Champions September 25th 2011

Tonight, is set to be a historic company changing night, as the Chairman of the WWE Vince McMahon is in attendance with the promise of making a huge announcement.

A limo pulls up outside, and out steps Mr. McMahon. He looks around, then heads for the locker rooms.

Segment Rating 4.5*

Nikki Bella vs Kaitlyn.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Flying dropkick from Nikki on Kaitlyn gets a two count. Nikki tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Kaitlyn. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kaitlyn ducks a wild right hand. Kaitlyn DOESN'T take a page out of Andre the Giant's book and hits an incredibly weak headbutt on Nikki. Kaitlyn slams Nikki down. More pain is to come...probably to the viewer. There's a two count on the pin. Kaitlyn knocks Nikki down to the canvas with a clothesline. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kaitlyn punches away at Nikki Bella. Nikki Bella once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Back heel kick from Nikki on Kaitlyn, but it missed by miles. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nikki Bella knocks Kaitlyn down to the canvas with a clothesline. Pin, but Kaitlyn is out just before the three count. Kaitlyn takes a second rope chop from Nikki. I haven't seen one of those in years. Kaitlyn gets hip tossed by Nikki and follows it up with two more. Kaitlyn pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Nikki takes a couple of weak clotheslines. Kaitlyn DDTs Nikki Bella. AJ Lee comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Nikki Bella turns around. AJ Lee drops Nikki to the canvas. AJ Lee quickly locks on the Octopus! AJ Lee leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Kaitlyn, Nikki got pinned. AJ Lee has a chair. Nikki Bella stands up...and gets floored by a shot to the head. Another two shots smack down across her back, leaving her unmoving on the canvas. AJ Lee sets the chair up, then picks up Nikki Bella. She gets whipped into the ropes...and then drop toe holded, sending her face first into the chair! AJ Lee has left Nikki down and bloodied in the ring after a brutal assault!

Match Rating 2.5*

John Cena is in the ring, and he calls out Wade Barrett. There is no response, so John Cena walks off backstage to find him.

Segment Rating 4.5*

R-Truth vs Alberto Del Rio.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Flying cross body off the top rope! Powerbomb on Del Rio. Diamond Dust from R-Truth and Del Rio is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! R-Truth hits a dropkick on Alberto Del Rio and gets right back up. There's a two count on the pin. Alberto Del Rio once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. BIG clothesline on R-Truth. Big piledriver on R-Truth. R-Truth comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big piledriver on Del Rio. R-Truth moves in for the kill. Shut Up!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! R-Truth goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4*

Christopher Daniels is walking backstage when Michael McGillicutty comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Michael McGillicutty walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving Daniels down on the floor.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Michael McGillicutty vs Santino Marella.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Michael McGillicutty charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Spear by Santino Marella. There's a two count on the pin. Michael McGillicutty avoids a Santino Marella avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Santino gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Mike McG! Running knee lift from Michael McGillicutty. Covers for a quick two count. Michael McGillicutty plants Santino with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Vertical suplex by Michael McGillicutty. Michael McGillicutty gets taken down out of nowhere! Nice piledriver on Mike McG. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Santino Marella connects and Michael McGillicutty is down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Santino Marella with a spinning neckbreaker on Mike McG. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Santino Marella ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Mike McG blocks a punch. Santino gets caught with a short powerbomb from Mike McG. Michael McGillicutty plants Santino with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Santino Marella tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Mike McG goes to the eyes! Michael McGillicutty quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Santino Marella collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Santino Marella got screwed! Christopher Daniels comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Christopher Daniels slams Mike McG down. Christopher Daniels climbs to the top rope and hits the BME! Michael McGillicutty has been left down on the canvas.

Match Rating 3.5*

Nikki Bella is backstage. She was building up the feud with AJ Lee. Well, that's just...neat!

Segment Rating 3*

Kelly Kelly vs Melina.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Forearm to the face from Kelly on Melina. Melina pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Melina snapmares Kelly Kelly and goes for the DREADED chinlock. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Melina face jams Kelly Kelly. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Kelly blocks a kick from Melina. Face crusher from Kelly on Melina sets up for an elbowdrop. Kelly tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Melina. There's a two count on the pin. Flying knee to the face from Kelly Kelly. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Melina once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Melina hits a ****ty missile dropkick on Kelly. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Kelly Kelly pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Kelly Kelly moves in for the kill. K2!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Kelly Kelly remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3.5*

Brandi Rhodes is backstage with Rhodes Brothers. If it were up to me, i'd let Rhodes Brothers do their own interviews, they are just as capable as Brandi Rhodes. And they wouldn't have to pay Brandi Rhodes as much. Brandi Rhodes was building up the feud with Cryme Tyme.

Segment Rating 2.5*

Wade Barrett vs Chris Jericho.

Match Background: Wade Barrett is the reigning WWE champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: BAAACK Body drop by Barrett gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Tiger bomb by Chris Jericho, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. There's a two count on the pin. Wade Barrett avoids a Chris Jericho avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Barrett slams Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. There's a two count on the pin. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Jericho! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Fallaway slam by Wade Barrett puts down Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho powers out of a Wade Barrett headlock. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Chris Jericho! There's a two count on the pin. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Barrett! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Jericho drives a thrust kick into the chest of Barrett. Double arm suplex by Chris Jericho connects as Barrett hits hard. Wade Barrett once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Wade Barrett with a spinning neckbreaker on Jericho. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Jericho! Triple H comes running down the aisle with a chair! Barrett whips Chris Jericho into the ropes. HHH jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between HHH, Jericho, and the chair! Chris Jericho staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Barrett \ HHH are beating down on Chris Jericho! The music of John Cena hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Barrett and HHH bail out of the ring, leaving Chris Jericho down in the ring. John Cena may have saved Chris Jericho from a brutal beating.

Match Rating 4*

Mr. McMahon has come out for his retirement speech. He brings out Stephanie McMahon at the end, and says that everything he stood for, he is now passing on to Stephanie. He leaves for the last time with Stephanie McMahon.

Segment Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

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September 9th 2011
Next PPV Night of Champions September 25th 2011

After making his earth shattering announcement on Monday Night Raw, Vince McMahon will make his final appearance tonight on Smackdown to address the blue brands fans and show his support to his son Shane.

Randy Orton is in the ring, when Rey Mysterio comes out onto the stage. They trade insults back and forth, building toward a match between the two.

Segment Rating 4*

Gail Kim vs Michelle McCool.

Match Background: Gail Kim is the reigning WWE SmackDown Womens champion, and has been since 12 August 2011.

The Match: Gail Kim just WAFFLES Michelle with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Gail Kim walks into a drop toe hold. Uninspired brawling from Michelle McCool. Gail Kim reverses an irish whip...and Michelle McCool runs into the referee! Michelle McCool turns Gail Kim inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Michelle McCool misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Hard back suplex on Michelle. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Flying reverse elbow by Gail Kim. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Michelle. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pin, but Michelle is out just before the three count. Michelle McCool elbows Gail Kim in the face to break a hammerlock. Michelle suplexes Gail Kim badly. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Gail Kim blocks a kick from Michelle McCool. Gail Kim moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Eat Defeat. Kharma quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Gail Kim turns around. Kharma spins Gail Kim around. Kharma hits the Implant Buster! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Kharma! Kharma obviously hasn't finished her attack yet! Gail Kim stands up. Kharma spins Gail Kim around. Kharma hits the Implant Buster! Kharma eventually leaves, having caused enough damage.

Match Rating 3.5*

Stacy Keibler is backstage with Shelton Benjamin. Stacy Keibler talked trash about Drew McIntyre, continuing the feud with Shelton Benjamin. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will always help build up a rivalry. Well, I guess sticks and stones would as well, but you know what I mean.

Segment Rating 4*

William Regal vs The Miz.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Christian \ Regal vs Miz and Morrison feud.

The Match: The Miz hits some punches. How generic. The Miz walks into a drop toe hold. William Regal gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Regal. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of The Miz! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! The Miz counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! BAAACK Body drop by Regal gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Spear by The Miz. There's a two count on the pin. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Regal! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. The Miz goes for a splash but Regal puts the knees up. Doctor Bomb connects and The Miz landed hard. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! The Miz once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. John Morrison comes running down the aisle and into the ring! William Regal turns around. John Morrison slams Regal down. John Morrison climbs to the top rope and hits the Starship Pain! Morrison leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. The Miz defeats Regal. The Miz and Morrison are putting the boots to William Regal! Christian comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Miz and Morrison running for cover. Christian saved Regal from a major beating.

Match Rating 4*

Mark Henry is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Mason Ryan. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Mason Ryan vs Mark Henry.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Ryan is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Ryan is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Mark Henry with a spinning neckbreaker on Ryan. Henry slams Mason Ryan down and motions to the crowd. Ryan counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Flying shoulder tackle by Ryan sends Henry CRASHING to the mat. Mason Ryan hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Mason Ryan misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Spear by Mark Henry. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Mark Henry just KILLS Mason Ryan! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Henry charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Mason Ryan connects with rights and lefts and Mark Henry is down! Mark Henry reverses a hip toss. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Mason Ryan by Henry. Remember when that was a legit finish? Mason Ryan can barely stand. World's Strongest Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Mark Henry remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3.5*

Kharma is walking backstage when she is spotted by Gail Kim, who attacks. They brawl around the arena for a while, until Gail Kim gets a clear upper hand and sends Kharma into retreat.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Sheamus vs Big Show.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Big Show is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Sheamus goes for a splash but Big Show puts the knees up. Big Show connects with rights and lefts and Sheamus is down! Sheamus reverses an irish whip...and Big Show runs into the referee! Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Big Show connects and Sheamus is down! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Big Show gets taken down out of nowhere! Sheamus with a spinning neckbreaker on Big Show. Sheamus hits a piledriver on Big Show. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. Sheamus scores with a standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Big Show pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spear by Big Show. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Sheamus backdrops Big Show out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Sheamus. Big Show reverses an irish whip...and Sheamus runs into the referee! Big Show knocks Sheamus to the outside, then signals for the W.M.D.. He reaches out of the ring for Sheamus...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Sheamus sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. Sheamus remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 4*

Rey Mysterio is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Randy Orton. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.

Segment Rating 4*

Dolph Ziggler vs Shelton Benjamin.

Match Background: Shelton Benjamin is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 26 August 2011.

The Match: Back suplex on Ziggler. Ziggler kicks Shelton Benjamin in the gut to reverse the momentum. Ziggler just WAFFLES Shelton with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Vicious kick to the teeth from Dolph Ziggler. Cover, but there's no one to count for Dolph Ziggler! Ziggler goes for a splash but Shelton puts the knees up. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Dolph Ziggler by Shelton. Remember when that was a legit finish? Spinning bulldog in the corner and Ziggler is down! There's a two count on the pin. Ziggler gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Dolph Ziggler powers out of a Shelton Benjamin headlock. Super kick by Dolph Ziggler. Pin, but Shelton is out just before the three count. Shelton Benjamin fights out of a grapple. Dolph Ziggler is in trouble. T-Bone Suplex!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Drew McIntyre comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Drew McIntyre spins Shelton around. Drew McIntyre hits the Future Shock! Shelton Benjamin has been left down on the canvas.

Match Rating 4*

Mr. McMahon has come out for his retirement speech. He brings out Shane McMahon at the end, and says that everything he stood for, he is now passing on to Shane. He leaves for the last time with Shane McMahon.

Segment Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

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September 12th 2011
Next PPV Night of Champions September 25th 2011

Wade Barrett is in the ring, when John Cena comes out from the back. They trade insults, and look ready to begin fighting when numerous referees, other backstage officials, and wrestlers come running out and hold them apart so that they can't go at it.

Segment Rating 4.5*

Nikki Bella vs Kelly Kelly.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Nikki Bella gets hip tossed by Kelly. Nikki takes a chop from Kelly. Flying elbow from Kelly Kelly, grazing the target slightly. Kelly hits a soaring kick on Nikki. Kelly goes for a splash but Nikki puts the knees up. Dropkick from Nikki results in the front row looking for Kelly's teeth!BRUTAL forearm by Nikki. Brutal being the operative word since that was just done VERY badly. Covers for a quick two count. Kelly backdrops Nikki Bella out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Kelly Kelly. Back heel kick from Kelly on Nikki. There's a two count on the pin. Swan dive headbutt from Kelly but without much elevation on the move. Pin, but Nikki is out just before the three count. Nikki reverses a Kelly Kelly hammerlock. Forearm to the face from Nikki on Kelly. Kelly Kelly pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Kelly hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. AJ Lee comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Nikki Bella turns around. AJ Lee drops Nikki to the canvas. AJ Lee quickly locks on the Octopus! AJ Lee leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Kelly Kelly, Nikki got pinned. AJ Lee isn't finished with her attack yet! Nikki Bella stands up...and gets pushed into the ropes. AJ Lee has tied Nikki Bella up in the ropes. AJ Lee gets a chair, then stands facing Nikki. She winds up...and then lets fly with a vicious chair shot to the unprotected head of Nikki Bella! That was brutal! A host of referees hit the ring and manage to drag AJ Lee away!

Match Rating 3*

Christopher Daniels is backstage. He was building up the feud with Michael McGillicutty. Well, that's just...neat!

Segment Rating 3.5*

Cryme Tyme vs Hawkins and Ryder.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Zack Ryder connects with rights and lefts and JTG is down! JTG charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. There's a two count on the pin. Ryder tags out to Curt Hawkins. Hawkins and Ryder whip JTG into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on JTG by Hawkins. Remember when that was a legit finish? JTG powers out of a headlock. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Hawkins is down! There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Shad Gaspard. Shad hits a piledriver on Curt Hawkins. That used to end matches, you know. Pin, but Hawkins is out just before the three count. Shad Gaspard with a spinning neckbreaker on Hawkins. Shad drops an elbow...but Curt Hawkins moves out of the way. Big dropkick by Curt Hawkins, who got a ton of air on the move. Hawkins tags out to Zack Ryder. Ryder scoops and slams Shad Gaspard. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Tag to JTG. Flying shoulder tackle by Ryder sends JTG CRASHING to the mat. Rhodes Brothers come running down the aisle with chairs! Ryder whips JTG into the ropes. Rhodes jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Rhodes, JTG, and the chair! JTG falls to the canvas. JTG can barely stand. Here it comes - Rough Ryder. 1....2...3, it's finished. Cryme Tyme don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Hawkins and Ryder, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.

Match Rating 3.5*

Kofi Kingston is backstage. He wanted to rip into Chris Jericho. Not literally, of course. That would just be nasty. Instead, this was a good way to build up to an eventual match.

Segment Rating 4*

Chris Jericho vs Kofi Kingston.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Spinning back kick from Kofi Kingston. Chris Jericho once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Chris Jericho snap suplexes Kingston. Kingston reverses an irish whip...and Chris Jericho runs into the referee! DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Chris Jericho just KILLS Kofi Kingston! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Chris Jericho gets taken down out of nowhere! Jericho takes a flying neckbreaker from Kofi Kingston. Super kick by Kofi Kingston. Covers for a quick two count. Jericho walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Jericho counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Big piledriver on Kingston. Pin, but Kingston is out just before the three count. Jericho walks into a drop toe hold. Kofi Kingston moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Trouble In Paradise. 1....2...3, it's finished. Kofi Kingston remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3.5*

Alberto Del Rio is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Christopher Daniels. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Rhodes Brothers vs Santino Marella and R-Truth.

Match Background: Rhodes Brothers are the reigning WWE Raw Tag Team champions, and have been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Dustin Rhodes charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Massive backbreaker on Dustin and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Hooks the leg for a two count. Santino tags out to R-Truth. R-Truth \ Santino whip Dustin into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. R-Truth with a spinning neckbreaker on Dustin. Covers for a quick two count. R-Truth just WAFFLES Dustin with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Dustin counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Dustin Rhodes connects and R-Truth is down! Tag between Dustin Rhodes and Cody Rhodes. Running knee lift from Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes hits a bulldog off the ropes. R-Truth fights out of a grapple. Tag between R-Truth and Santino Marella. Santino Marella scores with a poor face jam on Cody Rhodes. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Santino Marella just KILLS Cody Rhodes! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Santino Marella ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Rhodes pushes out of a Santino Marella hold. Massive backbreaker on Santino and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Rhodes Brothers have Santino Marella to themselves. Elevated Cross Rhodes! 1....2....3! It's over. Cryme Tyme come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind Rhodes Brothers...and drop them with stereo chair shots! Cryme Tyme leave the ring, the damage done.

Match Rating 3.5*

AJ Lee is backstage in her locker room. In comes Brie Bella, and she attacks. They begin brawling around the room. Nikki Bella comes in too, and she joins in the attack on AJ Lee. The two-on-one attack leaves AJ Lee down in her own locker room.

Segment Rating 3*

Christopher Daniels vs Alberto Del Rio.

Match Background: Christopher Daniels is the reigning WWE Intercontinental champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Del Rio hits a dropkick on Christopher Daniels and gets right back up. Big piledriver on Daniels. Covers for a quick two count. Christopher Daniels fights out of a grapple. Daniels hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Del Rio takes a flying neckbreaker from Christopher Daniels. Covers for a quick two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Christopher Daniels. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Hard back suplex on Del Rio. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Del Rio blocks a kick from Christopher Daniels. SUPER frankensteiner on Daniels, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Daniels. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Flying shoulder tackle by Del Rio sends Daniels CRASHING to the mat. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Daniels goes down. Del Rio goes for a splash but Daniels puts the knees up. Christopher Daniels hits a rolling kick on Del Rio. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. DDT from the top rope by Christopher Daniels. That looked KILLER. Michael McGillicutty comes running down the aisle with a chair! Del Rio goes to irish whip Christopher Daniels into the ropes. Mike McG prepares to swing the chair...but Christopher Daniels reverses! Mike McG accidentally smacks Del Rio with a chair to the back! Christopher Daniels moves in for the kill. Angel's Wings!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Christopher Daniels fights back, and has soon sent both Alberto Del Rio and Michael McGillicutty into retreat.

Match Rating 4*

John Cena is in the ring. Out from the back comes Wade Barrett, and he slides in. They begin brawling. From the crowd comes Kevin Nash, who joins in the attack on Cena. The two-on-one attack leaves John Cena down on the mat, hurt.

Segment Rating 4.5*

Show Rating 4*

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September 16th 2011
Next PPV Night of Champions September 25th 2011

Randy Orton is in the ring, and he calls out Rey Mysterio. Mysterio runs down and hits the ring, and they brawl all the way back into the aisle, and eventually out of sight backstage.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Gail Kim vs Rosa Mendes.

Match Background: Gail Kim is the reigning WWE SmackDown Womens champion, and has been since 12 August 2011.

The Match: Gail Kim connects with a back heel kick on Rosa and gets back up quickly. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Rosa goes down. Hard back suplex on Rosa. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hard back suplex on Rosa. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Rosa counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Gail Kim just EATS a swinging neckbreaker slam from Rosa. Suplex into a front slam from Rosa, but the execution was CRAPTASTIC~!. There's a two count on the pin. Gail Kim fights out of a grapple. Flying reverse elbow by Gail Kim. Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Rosa goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Rosa Mendes fights out of a grapple. Rosa Mendes slams Gail Kim down and decides on what to do next. Rosa drops an elbow...but Gail Kim moves out of the way. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Rosa Mendes can barely stand. Eat Defeat! 1....2....3. Kharma comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Gail Kim turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Kharma has left Gail Kim down and bloodied.

Match Rating 3*

Stacy Keibler is backstage with Shelton Benjamin. Stacy Keibler continued the feud between Shelton and Drew McIntyre by talking trash. The buyrates are going to go through the roof!

Segment Rating 4*

Shelton Benjamin vs Mason Ryan.

Match Background: Shelton Benjamin is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 26 August 2011.

The Match: Shelton Benjamin gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Shelton. Shelton Benjamin kicks the leg, knocks Ryan down, and goes to work on it. Running knee lift from Shelton Benjamin. Spin kick by Shelton Benjamin to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Ryan kicks Shelton Benjamin in the gut to reverse the momentum. BIG clothesline on Shelton. Shelton walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ryan walks into a drop toe hold. Lightning kick by Shelton on Ryan. There's a two count on the pin. Power drive elbow by Shelton Benjamin. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Shelton charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Shelton is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Shelton Benjamin fights out of a grapple. Ryan gets caught with a short powerbomb from Shelton. Mason Ryan is in trouble. Here it comes - Pay Dirt. Drew McIntyre slides into the ring out of nowhere! Shelton takes a stiff punch to the face and falls to the canvas. The referee calls for the DQ as Drew McIntyre continues to attack Shelton. Drew McIntyre has a chair. Shelton Benjamin stands up...and gets floored by a shot to the head. Another two shots smack down across his back, leaving him unmoving on the canvas. McIntyre sets the chair up, then picks up Shelton Benjamin. He gets whipped into the ropes...and then drop toe holded, sending him face first into the chair! Drew McIntyre has left Shelton down and bloodied in the ring after a brutal assault!

Match Rating 3.5*

Christian \ Regal are backstage. They talked trash about Miz and Morrison, continuing their feud. Now, THIS was a good, solid way of hyping it up.

Segment Rating 4*

David Otunga vs Ezekiel Jackson.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Weak bodyslam on Jackson by Otunga sets up a legdrop. Weak bodyslam by Otunga. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ezekiel Jackson powers out of a David Otunga headlock. STIFF~! chop lights up Otunga who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! BIG clothesline on Otunga. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear! Otunga is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying shoulder tackle by Jackson sends Otunga CRASHING to the mat. Otunga blocks a punch. Big clothesline from Otunga. Covers for a quick two count. David Otunga scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Pin, but Jackson is out just before the three count. Running clothesline from David Otunga was actually MIGHTY sloppy. David Otunga strikes Ezekiel Jackson. Jackson counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Fallaway slam by Ezekiel Jackson puts down David Otunga. Ezekiel Jackson scores with a big spinebuster. David Otunga can barely stand. Book of Ezekiel! 1....2....3. Ezekiel Jackson remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3.5*

Maryse Ouellet is backstage with Miz and Morrison. I don't think Maryse is really needed as a mouthpiece here, Miz and Morrison are MORE than capable of doing their own interviews. Maryse Ouellet was continued the feud between Miz and Morrison and Christian \ Regal by talking trash.

Segment Rating 4*

Beth Phoenix and Natalya vs Lay-Cool.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Michelle McCool gets back up now and snap suplexes Beth. Beth takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Michelle tags out to Layla El. Lay-Cool whip Beth into the corner. Michelle McCool whips Layla El in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Covers for a quick two count. Big kick from Layla staggers Beth but that's about it. Beth Phoenix reverses a hip toss. Nice piledriver on Layla. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Natalya Neidhart. Tiger bomb by Natalya Neidhart, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Natalya. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Natalya goes for a splash but Layla puts the knees up. Layla El with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Natalya. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Layla tags out to Michelle McCool. Uninspired brawling from Michelle McCool. Tag to Beth Phoenix. Double leg takedown from Michelle McCool sets up a ground and pound in the middle of the ring. What the hell is this, UFC? Michelle McCool moves in for the kill. Faithbreaker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Lay-Cool climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.

Match Rating 4*

Gail Kim is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Kharma, who grabs a chair from ringside as she hits the ring. Gail Kim turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Gail Kim is in trouble. Implant Buster!!! That shook the ring. Kharma raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Gail Kim, causing her to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Gail Kim, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing her wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Gail Kim as Kharma exits via the crowd.

Segment Rating 3*

Dolph Ziggler and Sheamus vs Christian and William Regal.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Double arm suplex by William Regal connects as Ziggler hits hard. Vertical suplex by William Regal. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between William Regal and Christian. Regal \ Christian whip Ziggler into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Christian drives a thrust kick into the chest of Ziggler. Ziggler blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Big piledriver on Christian. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Sheamus. Big piledriver on Christian. Pin, but Christian is out just before the three count. Sheamus slams Christian down and motions to the crowd. Sheamus charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. BAAACK Body drop by Sheamus gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Christian tags out to William Regal. Big forearm by William Regal makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Tag between Sheamus and Dolph Ziggler. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Regal. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Dolph Ziggler gets knocked to the ground by Regal. Regal Stretch!!! Dolph Ziggler taps out! Miz and Morrison come running down the aisle and into the ring! Christian turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. Regal walks into a vicious boot to the face. Miz and Morrison set him up, and nail the Suplex Powerbomb! Christian is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Suplex Powerbomb as well! Miz and Morrison have done a number on them!

Match Rating 4*

Rey Mysterio is in the ring. Randy Orton slides in to the ring from out of nowhere and hits him with a chair to the back. He grabs the dazed Mysterio and proceeds to snap his fingers. Randy Orton leaves via the crowd as Rey Mysterio rolls around in pain.

Segment Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

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At a recent live event, Raw superstar Alberto Del Rio suffered a serious injury and is expected to be out of action 6+ months. We hope for a speedy recovery for this talented in ring worker.

This now adds more questions to the Raw roster going forward, with a top talent out, and with Vince McMahon walking away, could we see a shakeup between Raw and Smackdown soon? Could we see the debut of some new faces?

Stay tuned.

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September 19th 2011
Next PPV Night of Champions September 25th 2011

Wade Barrett is in the ring. John Cena comes out, and challenges him to a match at Night of Champions. The challenge is accepted.

Segment Rating 4*

Rhodes Brothers vs Cryme Tyme.

Match Background: Cryme Tyme and Rhodes Brothers have been feuding recently. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. Rhodes Brothers are the reigning WWE Raw Tag Team champions, and have been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Rhodes slams JTG down and motions to the crowd. Full nelson slam on JTG. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Cody Rhodes and Dustin Rhodes. Rhodes Brothers whip JTG into the corner. Dustin Rhodes whips Cody Rhodes in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Dustin slams JTG down and motions to the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dustin Rhodes hits some punches. How generic. JTG blocks a punch. JTG turns Dustin inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Tag between JTG and Shad Gaspard. Bodyslam by Shad. Shad hits a piledriver on Dustin Rhodes. That used to end matches, you know. Dustin Rhodes pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Dustin tags out to Cody Rhodes. Spinebuster by Cody Rhodes. Death valley driver by Cody Rhodes! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pin, but Shad is out just before the three count. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Cody Rhodes ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Shad Gaspard is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Full nelson slam on Rhodes. Cody Rhodes gets whipped into the corner by Shad, who charges in with a clothesline. Rhodes grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Cody Rhodes gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. The fight has started up again! Rhodes Brothers attacks Cryme Tyme, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

Match Rating 4*

Jerry Lawler is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is AJ Lee, who comes out from the back. They do a straight interview, but it is ended abruptly when Nikki Bella comes out of nowhere and attacks AJ Lee. The brawl is swift and violent, and ends with AJ Lee down and out on the floor of the set. Nikki Bella walks off, having made her point.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Chris Jericho vs Michael McGillicutty.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Double arm suplex by Chris Jericho connects as Mike McG hits hard. Mike McG blocks a kick from Chris Jericho. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Michael McGillicutty ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Jericho reverses an irish whip...and Michael McGillicutty runs into the referee! Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Jericho! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Jericho kicks Michael McGillicutty in the gut to reverse the momentum. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Jericho. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Spinebuster by Chris Jericho. There's a two count on the pin. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Chris Jericho, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Mike McG blocks a punch. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Michael McGillicutty! Pin, but Jericho is out just before the three count. Chris Jericho elbows Michael McGillicutty in the face to break a hammerlock. Michael McGillicutty gets knocked to the ground by Jericho. Michael McGillicutty gets locked in the Walls of Jericho! Submission victory! Christopher Daniels comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Christopher Daniels slams Mike McG down. Christopher Daniels climbs to the top rope and hits the BME! Michael McGillicutty has been left down on the canvas.

Match Rating 4*

Stephanie McMahon is backstage, and announces that at Night of Champions we will see Rhodes Brothers and Cryme Tyme fight in a tag team match.

Segment Rating 4*

Santino Marella vs Alex Riley.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Fallaway slam by Santino Marella puts down Alex Riley. A-Ry walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. There's a two count on the pin. A-Ry flips out of a Santino Marella bodyslam attempt. Santino takes a headbutt from Alex Riley. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Santino Marella by A-Ry. Remember when that was a legit finish? There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Santino. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Flying shoulder tackle by A-Ry sends Santino CRASHING to the mat. Santino flips out of a Alex Riley bodyslam attempt. Big piledriver on A-Ry. There's a two count on the pin. Santino Marella scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! BAAACK Body drop by A-Ry gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Santino hits a right hand. Santino goes for a splash but A-Ry puts the knees up. Flying shoulder tackle by A-Ry sends Santino CRASHING to the mat. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Alex Riley connects and Santino Marella is down! Santino Marella is in trouble. You're Dismissed!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Alex Riley goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 3.5*

Brandi Rhodes is backstage with Rhodes Brothers. I don't think Brandi is really needed as a mouthpiece here, Rhodes Brothers are MORE than capable of doing their own interviews. Brandi Rhodes blasted Cryme Tyme, continuing their feud with Rhodes Brothers.

Segment Rating 2.5*

Kaitlyn vs Sarah Stock.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Kaitlyn goes down. STIFF high kick on Kaitlyn by Sarah Stock. Spinning back kick from Sarah Stock. Covers for a quick two count. Implant DDT by Sarah Stock! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. Kaitlyn counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kaitlyn suplexes Stock to the canvas and floats over to a mounted position. Covers for a quick two count. Kaitlyn hits a sloppy *** bulldog off the ropes. Kaitlyn drops an elbow...but Sarah Stock moves out of the way. Tiger suplex on Kaitlyn. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Kaitlyn can barely stand. Tiger Driver! 1....2....3. Sarah Stock goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory

Match Rating 2.5*

Nikki Bella is walking backstage when she is spotted by AJ Lee, who attacks. They brawl around the arena for a while, until AJ Lee gets a clear upper hand and sends Nikki into retreat.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Kane vs Jack Swagger vs R-Truth vs Kofi Kingston.

Match Background: This will be a four corners bout.

The Match: Standing leg lariat by Kofi Kingston on Swagger. Kingston hits a dropkick on Jack Swagger and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Swagger kicks Kofi Kingston in the gut to reverse the momentum. Swagger tags out to R-Truth. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Kofi Kingston by R-Truth. Remember when that was a legit finish? Kingston reverses an irish whip...and R-Truth runs into the referee! Spear! Kingston is down! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Flying elbow from R-Truth connects. Kofi Kingston avoids a R-Truth avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Tag to Kane. Massive backbreaker on R-Truth and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. R-Truth charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. R-Truth powers out of a headlock. Spin kick by R-Truth to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. DDT from the top rope by R-Truth. That looked KILLER. Tag to Kofi Kingston. Implant DDT by Kofi Kingston! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Springboard dropkick from Kofi Kingston. Nicely done. Kane is in trouble. Trouble In Paradise! 1....2....3.

Match Rating 3.5*

Wade Barrett and John Cena are in the ring on opposite sides of a table, about to sign a contract to face each other in an upcoming match. Wade Barrett signs it. Cena also signs it, but is immediately attacked by Barrett, who drives the table into his ribs. John Cena is in trouble. Wasteland! Wade Barrett walks off, having won this battle.

Segment Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

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September 23rd 2011
Next PPV Night of Champions September 25th 2011

Randy Orton is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Rey Mysterio, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Segment Rating 4*

Sheamus vs Big Show.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Running knee lift from Big Show. Spear by Big Show. Covers for a quick two count. Sheamus comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Sheamus slams Big Show. Big Show charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Sheamus just KILLS Big Show! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Bodyslam by Sheamus. Sheamus gets taken down out of nowhere! Sheamus walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Powerbomb on Sheamus. Pin, but Sheamus is out just before the three count. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Sheamus by Big Show. Remember when that was a legit finish? Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Big Show ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Sheamus reverses a hip toss. BAAACK Body drop by Big Show gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Death valley driver by Sheamus! No one executes that move properly anymore. Big Show grabs Sheamus from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Sheamus rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Big Show over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! Sheamus goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4*

Gail Kim is backstage. She got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Kharma, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Segment Rating 3.5*

Eve Torres vs Alicia Fox.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Eve tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Alicia Fox. Slingshot clothesline by Eve, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Eve face jams Alicia Fox. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Eve hits a soaring kick on Alicia Fox. Hooks the leg for a two count. Eve charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Face crusher from Alicia Fox on Eve sets up for an elbowdrop. Back heel kick from Alicia Fox on Eve. Alicia Fox drops an elbow...but Eve Torres moves out of the way. Flying elbow off the top rope by Eve Torres, getting as close to zero air as possible. Alicia Fox is in trouble. Swinging Neckbreaker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Eve Torres remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3*

Randy Orton is backstage. He was building up the feud with Rey Mysterio. Well, that's just...neat!

Segment Rating 4*

Kharma vs Natalya Neidhart.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Stun Gun from Natalya Neidhart! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Tiger bomb by Natalya Neidhart, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. There's a two count on the pin. Kharma reverses a waistlock. Natalya is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. BAAACK Body drop by Natalya gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Kharma connects and Natalya Neidhart is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Kharma slams Natalya Neidhart down and motions to the crowd. Natalya pushes out of a Kharma hold. Doctor Bomb connects and Kharma landed hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Kharma! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Kharma gets caught with a short powerbomb from Natalya. Natalya Neidhart gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Natalya. Natalya Neidhart gets taken down out of nowhere! BAAACK Body drop by Natalya gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Death valley driver by Kharma! No one executes that move properly anymore. Natalya Neidhart is in trouble. Implant Buster!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Gail Kim comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Gail Kim spins Kharma around. Gail Kim hits the Eat Defeat! Kharma has been left down on the canvas.

Match Rating 3.5*

Stacy Keibler is backstage with Shelton Benjamin. Stacy Keibler continued the feud between Shelton and Drew McIntyre by talking trash. The buyrates are going to go through the roof!

Segment Rating 3.5*

Bobby Lashley vs Dolph Ziggler.

Match Background: None.

The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Ziggler who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Dolph Ziggler avoids a Bobby Lashley avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Ziggler hits a right hand. Ziggler whips Lashley into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Dolph Ziggler scores with a big spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Bobby Lashley pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. BIG clothesline on Ziggler. Spinebuster by Bobby Lashley. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Bobby Lashley just KILLS Dolph Ziggler! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Dolph Ziggler reverses a hip toss. Super kick by Dolph Ziggler. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Bobby Lashley pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Dolph Ziggler gets knocked to the ground by Lashley. Here it comes...Dragon Sleeper! Dolph Ziggler taps! Bobby Lashley goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 3.5*

Maryse Ouellet is backstage with Miz and Morrison. I don't think Maryse is really needed as a mouthpiece here, Miz and Morrison are MORE than capable of doing their own interviews. Maryse Ouellet was continued the feud between Miz and Morrison and Regal \ Christian by talking trash.

Segment Rating 4*

Drew McIntyre, John Morrison, and The Miz vs Shelton Benjamin, Christian, and William Regal.

Match Background: Christian \ Regal and Miz and Morrison have been feuding for quite some time now. This is a continuation of the McIntyre vs Shelton feud. So far, McIntyre hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Shelton since the feud started. Shelton Benjamin is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 26 August 2011. Miz and Morrison are the reigning WWE SmackDown Tag Team champions, and have been since 19 August 2011.

The Match: Shelton gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Fallaway slam by Drew McIntyre puts down Shelton Benjamin. Tag between Drew McIntyre and The Miz. BAAACK Body drop by Shelton gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Nice piledriver on Shelton. Covers for a quick two count. The Miz tags out to John Morrison. The Miz scoops up Shelton. Morrison bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Implant DDT by John Morrison! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Shelton pushes out of a John Morrison hold. Second rope flying axe handle, Morrison goes down. One day, Shelton might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tag to Christian. Morrison tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Christian who held onto that one for ages. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Running knee lift from Christian. Tag to William Regal. Regal drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Morrison. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Regal. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. John Morrison fights out of a grapple. Morrison tags out to Drew McIntyre. Flying shoulder tackle by McIntyre sends Regal CRASHING to the mat. Tag to Shelton Benjamin. Big forearm by Shelton Benjamin makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Spear by Shelton Benjamin. Drew McIntyre can barely stand. Here it comes - Pay Dirt. 1....2...3, it's finished.

Match Rating 4*

Randy Orton and Rey Mysterio are in the ring on opposite sides of a table, about to sign a contract to face each other in an upcoming match. Randy Orton signs it. Mysterio also signs it, but is immediately attacked by Orton, who drives the table into his ribs. Rey Mysterio is in trouble. RKO! Randy Orton walks off, having won this battle.

Segment Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

[WeirdViper]

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September 25th 2011

Preview

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
RANDY ORTON(C) VS REY MYSTERIO

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
WADE BARRETT(C) VS JOHN CENA

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRISTOPHER DANIELS(C) VS MICHAEL MCGILLICUTTY

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
SHELTON BENJAMIN(C) W/ STACY KEIBLER VS DREW MCINTYRE

SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
GAIL KIM(C) VS KHARMA

RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ LEE(C) VS NIKKI BELLA

RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
RHODES BROTHERS(C) VS CRYME TYME

SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
MIZ & MORISSON(C) W/ MARYSE VS CHRISTIAN & WILLIAM REGAL

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Re: WWE 2011 Alternate Universe | EWR

Rey Mysterio
Wade Barrett
Christopher Daniels
Shelton Benjamin
Gail Kim
AJ Lee
Rhodes Brothers
Christian and Regal

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Re: WWE 2011 Alternate Universe | EWR

Rey Mysterio
Wade Barrett
Christopher Daniels
Shelton Benjamin
Gail Kim
AJ Lee
Rhodes Brothers
Christian and Regal

hmm an interesting list of predictions for NOC

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SEPTEMBER 25TH 2011

***ANNOUNCEMENT***

Just prior to tonights Pay Per View, Chairman Vince McMahon announced he will be coming out at the end of the show for one final goodbye to the WWE Universe. As this will be the final Pay Per View before he retires at the end of the month.

PRE SHOW:

Kharma vs Gail Kim.

Match Background: Gail Kim and Kharma have been feuding for quite some time now. Kharma has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE SmackDown Womens title. Gail Kim has been WWE SmackDown Womens champion since 12 August 2011.

The Match: Kharma walks into a high dropkick from Gail Kim, almost losing several teeth in the process. Kharma walks into a high dropkick from Gail Kim, almost losing several teeth in the process. Gail Kim uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Kharma takes a flying neckbreaker from Gail Kim. Kharma reverses a hip toss. Fallaway slam by Kharma puts down Gail Kim. Big piledriver on Gail Kim. Covers for a quick two count. Gail Kim flips out of a Kharma bodyslam attempt. Kharma takes a NICE hurrancarana from Gail Kim. Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Kharma goes down. Pin, but Kharma is out just before the three count. Kharma flips out of a Gail Kim bodyslam attempt. Gail Kim gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Kharma charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Hard back suplex on Kharma. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Kharma takes a nasty tumble from the top to the outside after a shove from Gail Kim! The referee count to ten, then calls for the bell. Kharma gets counted out. Gail Kim is still in the ring celebrating. Kharma pushes the referee away. Kharma spins Gail Kim around. Kharma hits the Implant Buster!

Match Rating 3.5*

Main Show

Drew McIntyre vs Shelton Benjamin.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the McIntyre vs Shelton feud. So far, McIntyre hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Shelton since the feud started. This match is for the WWE United States title. Shelton Benjamin has been WWE United States champion since 26 August 2011.

The Match: Shelton Benjamin kicks the leg, knocks McIntyre down, and goes to work on it. McIntyre backdrops Shelton Benjamin out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Drew McIntyre. Drew McIntyre connects with rights and lefts and Shelton Benjamin is down! Shelton Benjamin charges, McIntyre moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Drew McIntyre scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for Drew McIntyre! Shelton Benjamin elbows Drew McIntyre in the face to break a hammerlock. Stun Gun from Shelton Benjamin! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Nice piledriver on McIntyre. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Shelton Benjamin. That looked KILLER. Pin, but McIntyre is out just before the three count. McIntyre ducks a wild right hand. Spear by Drew McIntyre. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Shelton blocks a kick from Drew McIntyre. Drew McIntyre is in trouble. Pay Dirt! 1....2....3. Shelton Benjamin is still in the ring celebrating. Drew McIntyre pushes the referee away. Drew McIntyre spins Shelton around. Drew McIntyre hits the Future Shock!

Match Rating 4*

Cryme Tyme vs Rhodes Brothers.

Match Background: Cryme Tyme and Rhodes Brothers have been feuding recently. Rhodes Brothers have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began. This match is for the WWE Raw Tag Team titles. Rhodes Brothers have been WWE Raw Tag Team champions since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Dustin Rhodes hits some punches. How generic. Flying shoulder tackle by Dustin sends JTG CRASHING to the mat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dustin tags out to Cody Rhodes. Rhodes Brothers hook up JTG, then hit a double suplex. Hooks the leg for a two count. Fallaway slam by Cody Rhodes puts down JTG. JTG fights out of a grapple. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. JTG tags out to Shad Gaspard. Spinebuster by Shad Gaspard. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Shad Gaspard with a spinning neckbreaker on Rhodes. Cody Rhodes avoids a Shad Gaspard avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Bodyslam by Rhodes. Tag to Dustin Rhodes. Dustin scoops and slams Shad Gaspard. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Tag to JTG. BAAACK Body drop by JTG gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Brandi Rhodes is at ringside! JTG wastes valuable time by yelling at Brandi! Dustin Rhodes takes advantage of the distraction and nails JTG from behind! JTG is in trouble. Here it comes - Final Cut. 1....2...3, it's finished. Rhodes Brothers go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

Match Rating 4*

Michael McGillicutty vs Christopher Daniels.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Mike McG vs Daniels feud. So far, Mike McG hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Daniels since the feud started. This match is for the WWE Intercontinental title. Christopher Daniels has been WWE Intercontinental champion since 28 August 2011.

The Match: A Gut buster connects on Daniels and hits hard. Doctor Bomb connects and Daniels landed hard. Covers for a quick two count. Mike McG walks into a drop toe hold. Standing leg lariat by Christopher Daniels on Mike McG. Implant DDT by Christopher Daniels! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Christopher Daniels. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Daniels uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Mike McG counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Full nelson slam on Daniels. There's a two count on the pin. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Daniels! Pin, but Daniels is out just before the three count. BIG clothesline on Daniels. Michael McGillicutty connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Daniels blocks a punch. Mike McG takes a flying neckbreaker from Christopher Daniels. Vicious kick to the teeth from Christopher Daniels. Daniels scores with a forearm, sending Mike McG down into the corner. The referee pulls Christopher Daniels away to get the break. Wait! Mike McG has pulled something out of his tights. Christopher Daniels walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! Michael McGillicutty has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles.

Match Rating 4*

Nikki Bella vs AJ Lee.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the AJ Lee vs Nikki feud. Nikki has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE Raw Womens title. AJ Lee has been WWE Raw Womens champion since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Chop by Nikki on AJ Lee gets a WOO! from the crowd and rightfully so. Back heel kick from Nikki on AJ Lee, but it missed by miles. Covers for a quick two count. AJ Lee backdrops Nikki Bella out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of AJ Lee. AJ Lee kicks the leg, knocks Nikki down, and goes to work on it. Hard back suplex on Nikki. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Nikki goes down. Pin, but Nikki is out just before the three count. Hard back suplex on Nikki. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Nikki counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Nikki Bella hits a crappy missile dropkick on AJ Lee. Covers for a quick two count. Nikki Bella with an enziguri. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kick to the gut from Nikki, who sadly, was even able to botch THAT. Weak kicks from Nikki, who is moving slug-like...or should I say Nash-like? AJ Lee is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. AJ Lee hits a dropkick on Nikki Bella and gets right back up. Nikki walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Brie Bella comes running down the aisle with a chair! Nikki and AJ Lee continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Brie Bella slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but AJ Lee moves! Brie accidentally blasts Nikki with a chair to the head! AJ Lee throws Brie out of the ring! AJ Lee has Nikki Bella down on the canvas. Nikki Bella gets locked in the Octopus! Submission victory! Nikki and Brie are putting the boots to AJ Lee! Kaitlyn comes running down the aisle with a chair! She slides in, sending Bella Twins running for cover. Kaitlyn saved AJ Lee from a major beating.

Match Rating 3.5*

Christian and William Regal vs Miz and Morrison.

Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Christian \ Regal and Miz and Morrison have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team titles. Miz and Morrison have been WWE SmackDown Tag Team champions since 19 August 2011.

The Match: Spin kick by John Morrison to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by The Miz connects and Christian is down! Miz and Morrison whip Regal into the corner. The Miz whips John Morrison in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Morrison hits a face jam on Christian onto the ladder! Regal counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Morrison gets caught with a short powerbomb from Christian. Slingshot suplex off the middle of the ladder! William Regal brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder The Miz in the ring! The Miz gets sent flying to the outside. Meanwhile, John Morrison is climbing the ladder! Christian \ Regal see it...and run forward, knocking the ladder over! Morrison gets sent from the ladder, over the top rope to the outside! Christian \ Regal set the ladder up, and climb up to claim the prize and get the victory! Christian \ Regal go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

Match Rating 4.5*

John Cena vs Wade Barrett.

Match Background: Cena and Barrett have been feuding recently. So far, Cena hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Barrett since the feud started. This match is for the WWE title. Wade Barrett has been WWE champion since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Wade Barrett connects with rights and lefts and John Cena is down! Barrett slams John Cena. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on John Cena by Barrett. Remember when that was a legit finish? Running knee lift from Wade Barrett. Cena backdrops Wade Barrett out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of John Cena. Running knee lift from John Cena. Nice piledriver on Barrett. Hooks the leg for a two count. Wade Barrett pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spear by Wade Barrett. Covers for a quick two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Cena! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Cena counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! John Cena hits some punches. How generic. Barrett backdrops John Cena out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Wade Barrett. BIG clothesline on Cena. Kevin Nash comes running down the aisle and into the ring! John Cena turns around. Kevin Nash spins Cena around. Kevin Nash hits the Jackknife Powerbomb! Nash leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Barrett defeats Cena. Barrett and Nash beat away on John Cena, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.

Match Rating 4*

Rey Mysterio vs Randy Orton.

Match Background: This will be a falls count anywhere bout. Orton and Mysterio have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the World Heavyweight title. Randy Orton has been World Heavyweight champion since 05 August 2011.

The Match: Orton chair shots Rey Mysterio. Mysterio walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Covers for a quick two count. Mysterio counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Mysterio hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Hard back suplex on Orton. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. There's a two count on the pin. Orton takes a thrown chair to the face! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Rey Mysterio connects. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Mysterio snapmares Randy Orton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dropkick connects, Orton falls to the concrete floor. They wind up back in the squared circle. Randy Orton is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Big piledriver on Mysterio. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Randy Orton! No one executes that move properly anymore. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bodyslam by Orton. Randy Orton drives a table into Mysterio. Mysterio pushes out of a Randy Orton hold. Mysterio uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Vicious kick to the teeth from Rey Mysterio. Rey Mysterio has Randy Orton down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Torpedo Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Rey Mysterio remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 4.5*

Mr. McMahon has come out for his retirement speech. Before he can get very far, the debuting Kevin Owens comes out and attacks, and soon has sent Mr. McMahon from the ring. Mr. McMahon turns and leaves the arena, having been driven out by Kevin Owens.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Show Rating 4*

[WeirdViper]

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September 26th 2011
Next PPV Vengeance October 30th 2011

The Authority have come to the ring, led by Triple H. He takes the microphone and announces that there is a new member of the group, and introduces Kevin Owens, who comes down the aisle. He climbs in and joins his new partners, cementing the new alliance.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Christopher Daniels vs Zack Ryder.

Match Background: Christopher Daniels is the reigning WWE Intercontinental champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Ryder walks into a high dropkick from Christopher Daniels, almost losing several teeth in the process. Christopher Daniels gets taken down out of nowhere! Ryder hits a right hand. Daniels reverses an irish whip...and Zack Ryder runs into the referee! Zack Ryder scores with a standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Daniels counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Hard back suplex on Ryder. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. SUPER frankensteiner on Ryder, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Ryder goes down. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Zack Ryder fights out of a grapple. Spear by Zack Ryder. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Daniels reverses a waistlock. Christopher Daniels floors Zack Ryder...and climbs the turnbuckles. BME!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Michael McGillicutty comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Michael McGillicutty spins Daniels around. Michael McGillicutty hits the McGillicutter! Christopher Daniels has been left down on the canvas.

Match Rating 3.5*

John Cena is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this and you should too! He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Wade Barrett, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Segment Rating 4*

Kaitlyn vs Nikki Bella.

Match Background: None.

The Match: BORING *** brawling from Kaitlyn. Some pretty weak shots by Kaitlyn. Nikki takes a couple of weak clotheslines. Kaitlyn hits a BIG clothesline for two! Kaitlyn goes for a splash but Nikki puts the knees up. Chop by Nikki on Kaitlyn gets a WOO! from the crowd and rightfully so. Nikki Bella hits a crappy missile dropkick on Kaitlyn. There's a two count on the pin. Kaitlyn reverses a waistlock. BIG clothesline from Kaitlyn. 'BIG' because it missed by a mile! Hooks the leg for a two count. Kaitlyn blasts Nikki with a superkick, but it sucked royally. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kaitlyn walks into a drop toe hold. Forearm to the face from Nikki on Kaitlyn. Nikki charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Chop by Kaitlyn on Nikki gets a WOO! from the crowd and rightfully so. AJ Lee comes running down the aisle with a chair! Kaitlyn goes to irish whip Nikki Bella into the ropes. AJ Lee hits Nikki with a chair to the back! Kaitlyn moves in for the kill. Atomic Wedgie Bomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Kaitlyn and AJ Lee are putting the boots to Nikki Bella! Brie Bella comes running down the aisle with a chair! She slides in, sending Kaitlyn \ AJ Lee running for cover. Brie Bella saved Nikki from a major beating.

Match Rating 2.5*

Michael McGillicutty is backstage. He was building up the feud with Christopher Daniels. Well, that's just...neat!

Segment Rating 3.5*

Kaitlyn and AJ Lee vs Bella Twins.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the AJ Lee vs Nikki feud. Nikki has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. AJ Lee is the reigning WWE Raw Womens champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Nikki hits a weak kick to the midsection, doubling the opponent over. Dropkick from Nikki results in the front row looking for AJ Lee's teeth!There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Nikki Bella and Brie Bella. Bella Twins hook up AJ Lee, then hit a double suplex. Covers for a quick two count. AJ Lee gets hip tossed by Brie, allowing Brie to take a moment and play to the crowd. AJ Lee powers out of a Brie Bella headlock. Super kick by AJ Lee. Covers for a quick two count. AJ Lee tags out to Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn DDTs Brie in a move that is so poorly executed, you can actually see that Brie Bella's head didn't touch the mat at all. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Punch by Kaitlyn, missing Brie COMPLETELY. I'm just glad thatBrie didn't sell it. Kaitlyn misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Flying dropkick from Brie on Kaitlyn gets a two count. Tag between Brie Bella and Nikki Bella. Kaitlyn gets hip tossed by Nikki and follows it up with two more. Tag to AJ Lee. Dropkick from Nikki results in the front row looking for AJ Lee's teeth!AJ Lee slugs Nikki Bella, sending her down into the corner. While AJ Lee fires up the crowd, Nikki is removing the turnbuckle pad! AJ Lee comes over...but Nikki grabs her by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot AJ Lee face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Nikki Bella rolls up the stunned AJ Lee, and even puts her feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Nikki Bella. Bella Twins go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

Match Rating 2.5*

A video is played, hyping the upcoming debut of Paul Heyman.

Segment Rating 4*

Cody Rhodes vs JTG.

Match Background: Cryme Tyme and Rhodes Brothers have been feuding recently.

The Match: Second rope flying axe handle, Rhodes goes down. One day, JTG might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Super kick by JTG. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rhodes blocks a kick from JTG. Rhodes scoops and slams JTG. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Cody Rhodes with a spinning neckbreaker on JTG. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver by Cody Rhodes! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! BAAACK Body drop by JTG gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. JTG backdrops Cody Rhodes out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of JTG. Super kick by JTG. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from JTG. Nicely done. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. JTG uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! STIFF high kick on Rhodes by JTG. Cody Rhodes comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. BAAACK Body drop by JTG gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Cody Rhodes scores with a standing spinebuster. JTG grabs Cody Rhodes from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Rhodes rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! Cody Rhodes climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 3.5*

Christopher Daniels is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Michael McGillicutty. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Shad Gaspard vs Dustin Rhodes.

Match Background: Cryme Tyme and Rhodes Brothers have been feuding recently.

The Match: Dustin Rhodes with a spinning neckbreaker on Shad. Big piledriver on Shad. Covers for a quick two count. Shad Gaspard fights out of a grapple. Dustin takes a headbutt from Shad Gaspard. BAAACK Body drop by Dustin gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Dustin. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Dustin Rhodes by Shad. Remember when that was a legit finish? Dustin kicks Shad Gaspard in the gut to reverse the momentum. Full nelson slam on Shad. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Dustin Rhodes connects and Shad Gaspard is down! Pin, but Shad is out just before the three count. BAAACK Body drop by Shad gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Shad is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Shad Gaspard comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. BIG clothesline on Dustin. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Shad Gaspard just KILLS Dustin Rhodes! Cody Rhodes comes running down the aisle with a chair! Dustin and Shad Gaspard continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Cody Rhodes slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Shad Gaspard moves! Rhodes accidentally blasts Dustin with a chair to the head! Shad Gaspard throws Rhodes out of the ring! Dustin Rhodes can barely stand. Shad's Taking Over! 1....2....3. Rhodes Brothers are beating down on Shad Gaspard! The music of JTG hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Dustin and Rhodes bail out of the ring, leaving Shad Gaspard down in the ring. JTG may have saved Shad Gaspard from a brutal beating.

Match Rating 4*

John Cena is in the ring, when The Authority run down and hit the ring. They swarm all over him and beat him down. When Triple H is satisfied with the beating, they back off and head back toward the locker room, their point made.

Segment Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

[WeirdViper]

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September 30th 2011
Next PPV Vengeance October 30th 2011

After a controversial finish on Sunday, tonight Gail Kim will defend her Smackdown Women's Championship one final time against Kharma in a hardcore match, one way or another, this feud ends tonight on Smackdown.

John Morrison vs Shelton Benjamin.

Match Background: Shelton Benjamin is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 26 August 2011.

The Match: Shelton walks into a high dropkick from John Morrison, almost losing several teeth in the process. John Morrison strikes Shelton. Implant DDT by John Morrison! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Shelton takes a flying neckbreaker from John Morrison. Shelton reverses a waistlock. Running knee lift from Shelton Benjamin. Shelton Benjamin hits a stalling suplex on Morrison. Hooks the leg for a two count. Shelton Benjamin misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Shelton takes a NICE hurrancarana from John Morrison. Covers for a quick two count. Power drive elbow by John Morrison. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! John Morrison gets taken down out of nowhere! Shelton drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Morrison. Morrison backdrops Shelton Benjamin out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of John Morrison. Shelton takes a flying neckbreaker from John Morrison. Drew McIntyre comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Shelton Benjamin turns around. Drew McIntyre spins Shelton around. Drew McIntyre hits the Future Shock! McIntyre leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for John Morrison, Shelton got pinned. Drew McIntyre has a chair. Shelton Benjamin stands up...and gets floored by a shot to the head. Another two shots smack down across his back, leaving him unmoving on the canvas. McIntyre sets the chair up, then picks up Shelton Benjamin. He gets whipped into the ropes...and then drop toe holded, sending him face first into the chair! Drew McIntyre has left Shelton down and bloodied in the ring after a brutal assault!

Match Rating 4*

Rey Mysterio is in the ring, carrying the World Heavyweight belt. The Miz comes down and gets in the ring. After a few words, The Miz grabs the belt and waffles the champion with it, knocking him out. The Miz poses above him, the belt in his hands.

Segment Rating 4.5*

Evan Bourne vs Randy Orton.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Bourne takes a headbutt from Randy Orton. Fallaway slam by Randy Orton puts down Evan Bourne. Covers for a quick two count. Randy Orton gets taken down out of nowhere! Evan Bourne hits a rolling kick on Orton. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Orton kicks Evan Bourne in the gut to reverse the momentum. Full nelson slam on Bourne. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Randy Orton misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. DDT from the top rope by Evan Bourne. That looked KILLER. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Flying cross body off the top rope! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Randy Orton is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Evan Bourne is in trouble. Here it comes - RKO. 1....2...3, it's finished. Randy Orton climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4*

Christian \ Regal are in the ring. They issue a challenge to any team to come out and fight them. From the back come Motor City Machine Guns, who run in and attack. Christian \ Regal get swiftly beaten down, and end up lying on their backs in the ring thanks to the newcomers.

Segment Rating 4*

Christian and William Regal vs Motor City Machine Guns.

Match Background: Shelley is making his debut at this show. Sabin is making his debut at this show. Motor City Machine Guns are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Motor City Machine Guns and Christian \ Regal have been feuding recently. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. Christian \ Regal are the reigning WWE SmackDown Tag Team champions, and have been since 25 September 2011.

The Match: Christian snap suplexes Sabin HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Christian is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Christian hits a piledriver on Chris Sabin. That used to end matches, you know. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to William Regal. Regal \ Christian whip Sabin into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Big dropkick by William Regal, who got a ton of air on the move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chris Sabin just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Regal. Chris Sabin once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Diamond Dust from Chris Sabin and Regal is out! Tag between Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley. Hard back suplex on Regal. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Super kick by Alex Shelley. Regal pushes out of a Alex Shelley hold. Tag between William Regal and Christian. Full nelson slam on Shelley. Christian brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Shelley in the ring! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Christian slams Alex Shelley. Shelley blocks a punch. Shelley crushes Christian with a huge legdrop. Motor City Machine Guns have Christian to themselves. Skull And Bones! 1....2....3! It's over. Motor City Machine Guns go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

Match Rating 4*

Kharma is backstage. She was building up the feud with Gail Kim. Well, that's just...neat!

Segment Rating 3*

Eve Torres vs Alicia Fox.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Eve Torres strikes Alicia Fox. Alicia Fox powers out of a Eve Torres headlock. Alicia Fox slams Eve down and decides on what to do next. Eve reverses an irish whip...and Alicia Fox runs into the referee! Alicia Fox face jams Eve Torres. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Eve pushes out of a Alicia Fox hold. Eve hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Eve tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Alicia Fox. Hooks the leg for a two count. Eve Torres blasts Alicia Fox with a superkick. Pin, but Alicia Fox is out just before the three count. Alicia Fox counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Badly executed second rope splash by Alicia Fox. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Eve kicks Alicia Fox in the gut to reverse the momentum. Alicia Fox is in trouble. Swinging Neckbreaker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Eve Torres climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory

Match Rating 3*

Drew McIntyre is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Shelton Benjamin. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.

Segment Rating 4*

The Miz vs Bobby Lashley.

Match Background: None.

The Match: The Miz connects with rights and lefts and Bobby Lashley is down! Lashley gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. BAAACK Body drop by Lashley gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. BAAACK Body drop by Lashley gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Lashley backdrops The Miz out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Bobby Lashley. The Miz charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. The Miz walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. There's a two count on the pin. The Miz backdrops Bobby Lashley out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of The Miz. The Miz hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Lashley! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Lashley ducks a wild right hand. The Miz is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. The Miz flips out of a Bobby Lashley bodyslam attempt. The Miz with a spinning neckbreaker on Lashley. Bobby Lashley tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when The Miz goes to the eyes! The Miz quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Bobby Lashley collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Bobby Lashley got screwed! Rey Mysterio comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Rey Mysterio slams The Miz down. Rey Mysterio climbs to the top rope and hits the Torpedo Splash! The Miz has been left down on the canvas.

Match Rating 4*

Gail Kim is backstage. She got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Kharma, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Segment Rating 3.5*

Gail Kim vs Kharma.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Gail Kim and Kharma have been feuding for quite some time now. Kharma has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE SmackDown Womens title. Gail Kim has been WWE SmackDown Womens champion since 12 August 2011.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Kharma goes down. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Gail Kim uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Kharma takes a flying neckbreaker from Gail Kim. Kharma is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Kharma chair shots Gail Kim. Kharma hits a piledriver on Gail Kim. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. Gail Kim pushes out of a Kharma hold. Gail Kim crushes Kharma with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Kharma walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pin, but Kharma is out just before the three count. Kharma powers out of a Gail Kim headlock. Kharma scoops and slams Gail Kim. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Gail Kim blocks a kick from Kharma. Kharma takes a flying neckbreaker from Gail Kim. Kharma gets knocked to the ground by Gail Kim. Kharma gets locked in the Flying Dragon! Submission victory! Gail Kim goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory

Match Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

[WeirdViper]

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BREAKING NEWS

October 1st 2011

After Vince McMahon officially retired, his successors Stephanie and Shane McMahon wasted no time putting their fingerprints all over things as both McMahons announced multiple releases from their respective shows:

Raw Releases:

Alberto Del Rio
Santino Marella
Tamina

Smackdown Releases:

Brodus Clay
Chris Masters
David Otunga
Ezekial Jackson
Mason Ryan
Rosa Mendes
Vickie Guererro

These releases are already having fans speculate new superstars who could be debuting in the future