What about standing it up on its side? Or... I don't know... using four erasers?
I'm not saying this isn't an aesthetic meant for convenience and sleekness, but I'm just making sure there isn't anything else to the technology, heh.
On that note, I don't really get the jet engine noise much anymore, but I think mine does because it's inside a cabinet. I have to open my cabinet door while playing to prevent it from happening, as it's in a small, confined space. I don't think elevating mine will remedy it in full, but I could give it a shot.

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