A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a
mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the
farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So she drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. She then throws the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow
again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the
horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, I think I can
stand over the hole! So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, grab for my "thingy" and pull yourself up. The chicken did and pulled herself to
safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a
Mercedes to pick up chicks.
mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the
farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So she drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. She then throws the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow
again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the
horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, I think I can
stand over the hole! So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, grab for my "thingy" and pull yourself up. The chicken did and pulled herself to
safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a
Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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