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  • elicoleman
    Im The Baby/Gotta Love Me
    • Sep 2002
    • 34655

    #1

    Chuck Norris Knows

    :y4: :y4:

    IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

    I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
    ~ Chuck Norris



    That's awesome that he actually knows.
    Originally posted by CardsFan27
    This is the 3rd time John Calipari has been to his first Final Four!
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  • Psyblast
    2023 National Champions
    • Jun 2003
    • 42582

    #2
    Re: Chuck Norris Knows

    :y4:

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    • MissStFan87
      MVP
      • Jul 2003
      • 1348

      #3
      Re: Chuck Norris Knows

      And then he goes and uses it as a chance to spin his books. I love it.

      Thank you, Chuck Norris! Thank you...

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      • Fresh Tendrils
        Strike Hard and Fade Away
        • Jul 2002
        • 36131

        #4
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        • ExtremeGamer
          Extra Life 11/3/18
          • Jul 2002
          • 35299

          #5
          Re: Chuck Norris Knows

          Like how he's suing NBC for the TV show Law and Order? Since that's what he call's his right and left leg..

          Wow, that was much funnier when they played it on the radio this morning...LOL

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          • Fresh Tendrils
            Strike Hard and Fade Away
            • Jul 2002
            • 36131

            #6
            Re: Chuck Norris Knows

            I'm surprised he hasn't said anything about the Walker Lever on Conan.



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            • Karlos05
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              • Mar 2003
              • 5814

              #7
              Re: Chuck Norris Knows

              Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
              I'm surprised he hasn't said anything about the Walker Lever on Conan.
              He did a skit with Conan about the lever a while back

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              • DickDalewood

                #8
                Re: Chuck Norris Knows

                Originally posted by elicoleman
                Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet...

                Wow, just.... wow
                Last edited by Guest; 01-12-2006, 12:50 PM.

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                • jmood88
                  Sean Payton: Retribution
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 34639

                  #9
                  Re: Chuck Norris Knows

                  Lol.
                  Originally posted by Blzer
                  Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

                  If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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                  • southside_hitmen
                    Pro
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 698

                    #10
                    Re: Chuck Norris Knows

                    Awesome. I'm glad he doesn't take himself too seriously, some celebs would be suing people left and right for stuff like this.
                    Calvin- "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."

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                    • jt45
                      All Star
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 5074

                      #11
                      Re: Chuck Norris Knows

                      As long as everyone continues to buy Red Bull, he won't care. Chuck is making a killing off that stuff...

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                      • RubenDouglas
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • May 2003
                        • 11202

                        #12
                        Re: Chuck Norris Knows

                        it's funny how he actually states that none of this fact stuff is true, as if we all believed what was being shown/ lol

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                        • Graphik
                          Pr*s*n*r#70460649
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 10582

                          #13
                          Re: Chuck Norris Knows

                          Originally posted by jt45
                          As long as everyone continues to buy Red Bull, he won't care. Chuck is making a killing off that stuff...

                          Chuck made Red Bull?
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                          • Fresh Tendrils
                            Strike Hard and Fade Away
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 36131

                            #14
                            Re: Chuck Norris Knows

                            Originally posted by Graphik
                            Chuck made Red Bull?
                            Its his urine



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                            • Graphik
                              Pr*s*n*r#70460649
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 10582

                              #15
                              Re: Chuck Norris Knows

                              Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                              Its his urine

                              Cool, I drank Chuck Norris' urine.
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