Vampire Running for Minnesota Governor

[Dice]

I know there is a relation to politics but this is not normal. Who's going to run next? Enjoy!

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2006-01-12T210300Z_01_DIT275743_RTRUKOC_0_US-POLITICS-VAMPIRE.xml&rpc=22

[dkgojackets]

Re: Vampire Running for Minnesota Governor

Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.

Taking a bite out of crime.

[Graphik]

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"I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus," Sharkey told Reuters. "I just hate God the Father."

O...K...I dont think this would sit well with religous folk.

"I sink my fangs into the neck of my donor ... and drink their blood," he said, adding that his donor is his wife, Julie.

Thats nice to know. I hope he does'nt plan on kissing babies like most politicians do.

[BGarrett7]

Re: Vampire Running for Minnesota Governor

Well, it's no worse than voting for Ventura...

[dieselboy]

Re: Vampire Running for Minnesota Governor

A day walker?...

[SPTO]

Re: Vampire Running for Minnesota Governor

Well, it's no worse than voting for Ventura...

At least Ventura could say "I can body slam my opponent" and do it

[Beantown]

Re: Vampire Running for Minnesota Governor

...

At least we'll know what happened when his opponents suddenly turn up dead with bite-marks on their neck.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Headline reads...


BUFFY PUTS STAKE IN VAMPIRE'S CAMPAIGN - WINS ELECTION!



We just need to convince SMG to run for governor of Minnesota..

[The C]

Re: Vampire Running for Minnesota Governor

"I ain't got time to bleed. "

[TerpsJunkie]

Re: Vampire Running for Minnesota Governor

Minnesota is now the official laughing stock of the country when it comes to elected officials... sorry California.

[Lintyfresh85]

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just imagine if he wins... garlic and wooden crosses would be banned state wide!

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Minnesota is now the official laughing stock of the country when it comes to elected officials... sorry California.

The Vikings didn't help matters much this season either.

[Vince]

Re: Vampire Running for Minnesota Governor

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD, BAH!!!!

[ebss5]

Re: Vampire Running for Minnesota Governor

we sure do have some winners in this state, so weve had wrestlers and vampires run, whats next a frickin moose?

[dkgojackets]

Re: Vampire Running for Minnesota Governor

we sure do have some winners in this state, so weve had wrestlers and vampires run, whats next a frickin moose?

Bullwinkle!!